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Satan's Slave (1976)
10/10
This is what occult filmmaking is all about
11 June 2014
Every once in a while I discover an obscure Gem that reminds me of what film is about.

This is one of those Gems.

I procured a copy of this through a gorehouse collection which consists of 12 other equally obscure films and this is amongst the best of the collection.

Sure it contains 'aspects' of sexploitation, but nothing really extreme, and very tastefully done I might add. The way the film portrays the female body, even in the scenes of sadism, is as an art form, a vehicle of expression, not an object to be manipulated, at least not by the viewer.

The story of a girl who is about to turn "the proper age" to assist in a necromancy ritual is portrayed quite naturally.

I also find the acting exquisite and very theatrical, which the British are well known for. The female actresses come across as majestic and feminine, but with a soft, inner resilience as well. I really love this about these British actresses.

The hallucination scenes are intimate and sensually sadistic. In them we get a hint of the potential fate of Catherine and we get to look through her beautiful eyes as she unravels her own possible outcome.

The only thing slightly holding this great film experience back is the fact that it could use a clean up and decent digital transfer to capture all its atmospheric beauty. But this is an incidental problem and not necessarily a problem of the filmmakers themselves.

Which is why I still give it a full 10. I cannot blame the old film transfer problems on the filmmaker or the actors.

This is a great jewel of a film and I really love it a lot. Highly recommended.
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Black & White (I) (1999)
1/10
In an alternate universe all white men are weak and gay
23 April 2014
So, in an alternate universe, where all white men are gay, weak and flimsy, we have "black and white". And this title is descriptive of its portrayals.

Total extremist garbage that manages to be racist on multiple levels, depicting white males as weak, sniveling sycophants and black men as powerful, desirable specimens that all white women want to do the deed with because their white husbands are just nowhere near as amazing as the black men.

Premeditated filth intended to soothe racial relations but managing to twist them out of proportion.

Of note is the fact that the only 'manl'y white guys depicted here are the ones who try to "act black".

Incredibly ridiculous and not worth your time.
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7/10
Don't be afraid of the little rat fairies
18 April 2014
I like this movie a lot. But not as much as the original.

Having seen the original a couple of times on some cable network growing up, I was terrified of that foray into darkness so much that I had to see this attempt at a remake, with an open mind of course.

As a matter of fact I would go so far as to say the original is one of the scariest films ever made. So how does the remake hold up?

Well, it is a different entity being released in a different era.

The creatures are inherently more exposed, but as such they still have a creepy factor because of their intentional similarity to rodents. They do maintain some similarities with the original creatures. For example their voices are filled with the creepy factor. Especially when they call out to Sally. It sounds eerily similar to the original creatures as they called out the same name.

I agree with other reviewers who say that perhaps the movement of the film could have been aided by concealing the creatures a bit longer. But this lack of concealment is compensated for by making the creatures move like rodent packs, which can be seen as almost as creepy as them being hidden from view.

What I especially like about this take on the story is the modern mythical "evil fairy" myth that pervades it. It certainly lends itself to the setting, an old, abandoned victorian house, not lived in for almost a century because of the events that took place there before.

I especially like how we are tricked at the end, and the intended victim is not who we think it is going to be.

Watch this film with an open mind and you will not be too disappointed because you will see it for exactly what it is. A slightly above average horror fantasy film that will be fun to return to for family viewings late at night over a glass or two of wine.
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10/10
A timeless film that does everything right.
5 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
The acting, the dialog, the music, the scenery, the cinematography, the premise, the plot. Did I miss anything?

This is a film that does EVERYTHING right.

What's more is it never confirms to the viewer that vampires are involved, beyond the poeticism of plot dramatization.

The beautiful thing about this film is that everything in it can and does happen in the real world, but because of the music, acting and cinematography and general mood, all these elements combine to make the film seem other worldly in its beauty.

This is just masterful perfection in filmmaking. There are precious few films on this level of sophistication. And as such it never had much of an audience in America, owing to this sophistication.

Simply put, this is an artistic drama film about a family in rural America (Around the time of wwII) who are seeing reality disappear from beneath them. The writer cleverly uses vampires as a dramatic impetus to express the characters and their unfolding distress about their personal lives and the world they co-inhabit in their Alienated positions in life.

The true darkness herein is a reality we read about all the time in the news. And this portion of the story directly effects the dove family and particularly the love shared between Cameron and Dolphin.

I give this film the highest rating possible for not caring about the conventions of normal filmmaking and in doing so being able to tell an emotionally pure story that comes straight from the heart. Additionally the people you see, their peculiar characteristics and such, are people you could actually meet out in the world, which gives it an extra flare of inspiration to the viewer for just wanting to go out and live life in all its beautiful and unexpected strangeness.
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Orphan (2009)
9/10
Esther is such a cutie pie (mild spoiler warning)
5 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
What this film did brilliantly is that it tricked this viewer into believing there was some supernatural element to Esther, the protagonist of this lovely little adorable flick.

We know there is something odd about the freckle faced Russian cutie pie who the Coleman family adopt and take home as an addition to their family, but we are left questioning exactly what that is till the very end of the film when something quite unexpected is revealed to us.

As a viewer of suspense films that depict supernatural elements at work, most viewers might be tricked into thinking that there is something ghostly or spectral about Esther, or that she is just a psychotic child, or a vampire, or a mutant of some kind. But the truth is something much more interesting and unique, and consequently possible, however remotely this might be (owing to the existence of such rare cases).

For the first three quarters of the film you are treated to the adorably psychotic inclinations of a child who we know very little about, other than that she is picked up at an orphanage by a couple, the wife having suffered a recent Miscarriage. As Esther shows her increasingly dark tendencies you cannot help but fall in love with her even more, paradoxically. She is able to dance the fine line between murderous little psychopath and adorable, gentle and lovable little raggedy anne doll that you just want to hug hug hug (checking for sharp objects first of course) and give all your love to.

There is a sort of controversial romance scene toward the end of the film which has left a few viewers feeling uncomfortable, but once you ascertain the truth about the child the reason for the scene falls into place. Besides, the medium of film is an art form that should portray any and all possibilities in life. It is the job of the filmmaker to leave audiences shocked, questioning judgments and even feeling slightly off put, if the occasion should call for it.

This film definitely has a unique enough premise to be memorable to this viewer. And I plan to revisit it again in the company of family and friends
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7/10
Good, but not long enough (possible spoiler warnings, but what constitutes spoilers for a film like this?)
5 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Much better premise than a generic vampire film like twilight.

The remote feeling of the boarding school translates well, as does the dissonant relationship between Rebecca and pretty much everyone else at the school.

The ambiguity of the supernatural element embodied by Lilly Cole in her role as Ernessa leaves the viewer questioning what she is, all the way till the very end. At the end of the film it is indeed up to the viewer to decide that for themselves but you definitely find yourself questioning what kind of supernatural agency you are dealing with. As far as the relationship between the Moths and Ernessa, that seems to be more of a poetic expression than an actual supernatural impetus, at least as far as this viewer is able to interpret. As a fan of TV shows like the X-files I appreciated the mysterious approach to that aspect of the story.

The main gripe I have with this film is it is simply not long enough. Making it feel like an extended pilot episode of an abandoned TV show. A film like this could easily have expanded on its premise for at least 2 hours. But it shares this flaw with many modern films, I just found it frustratingly short. It doesn't even hit the hour and 30 minute mark, the screen credits begin to role out at about an hour and 18 minutes in. Ever have a feeling that a film just ends too quickly? That is the feeling I got from this one. A shame because it could have been amazing. Instead it was just a fairly good but short supernatural suspense/thriller or whatever. Something I may revisit at some point, but not feeling that extreme magnetic pull as with other films of this kind due to its shorter than average length.
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