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3/10
Game of Thrones prequel?
5 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
I was looking forward to this. I've been watching far too many formulaic rubbishy B movies on Netflix lately. I hoped to learn something from a subject that doesn't make it to the screen often enough.

I didn't object to the gaps in the narrative that others have pointed out. Unless you are making a World At War length series there will always be compromises on content.

I really enjoyed the historical commentary by the professionls, the actual Historians and Archeologist. I could have watched them for hours, and would have welcomed more content from them. That's the 3* in this rating.

The dramatisation was, frankly poor. Some of the acting was appalling.

Alexander's route to the throne was glossed over, with his problems with his father and the dangers to his life from his dad's new marriage merely hinted at. It was a key driver to his life story. In the series Pausanias kills Philip in the wrong place, at the wrong event for no apparent reason and even appears to survive! The intrigues of court life shaped Alexander, especially with his mother's influence. But we are denied that discussion.

The uniforms are a joke. They look like hand-me downs from some Hobbity fantasy movie. And yes, all in black, of course, with weird shields. At least they didn't use stirrups on the horses.

The battle scenes were straight from a cheap History Channel off the-the-shelf style. Skirmish order combat, not close order; running at full pace to the enemy, not steady cohesive advances. No demonstration of Phalanx drills and discipline being core to Alexander's victories. Plenty of circus acrobatics in the fight scenes though. I won't call them battles, because this was mob vs mob, not army vs army.

This is really not how Ancient battles were fought.

As for the acting, Alexander was portrayed bereft of Energy, Confidence, Intelligence, Genius, and Driven Ambition.

This is arguably the greatest commander in History, exuding power from every pore, his gaze piercing to your soul. But here, he's basically a mid-afternoon soaps star. Bland & unconvincing. Alexander's complexity and wild extremes of behaviour are replaced with a 'family man' love interest.

Could this guy-next-door "Alex" tame an unmanageable Bucephalus?

I doubt it.

A plus though for the sets, and I undertand and empathise with the issue of small budgets delivering an epic tale with a cast of merely several.

So for my money, cut the drama - its a waste of time - use the space to put more actual history in.

Currently, this series is to the conquest of Persia what Westeros is to the Wars of the Roses.
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7/10
Came for the History....
28 October 2023
...stayed for the History!

Well, having seen Dr. Scott's film on Thermopylae and the Spartan 300 (recommended) I watched all episodes of this short series and found them fascinating.

You will watch this mainly for the historical basis, not the acting.

Having said that it does create the atmosphere of Ancient battles very well with a modest budget.

If you are used to seeing documentaries where six re-enactors refight the whole of Stalingrad you will find this a bit different. 400 'extras' were used for the fight scenes, close cropped, and on the whole period tactics of line vs line were very well done. No open order melodramatic 'charges'. No Braveheart melee tropes. Solid, deep Phalanx shieldwalls advance in steady steps with long spears pushing at lighter armed equally dense Persian formations.

With reasonably good uniform details it gives a fair & considered impression of an Ancient battle.

The historical narrative and commentary is the value of this series. It gives an objective narrative, great detail and excellent strategic/tactical descriptions/discussions.

It's a balanced view, with strengths of both Greek and Persian armies acknowledged, and enough detail to flesh out the tale much more than many of the budget documentaries consigned to streaming channels.

I forgive the acting, which is a bit of a poor man's I Clavdivs. With antipodean accents. Lots of them.

Until you've heard Leonidas say "We are SpaARta" in an Oz accent you haven't lived. I was expecting the token, inaccurate 'Parliamentary' debating to begin by opening a few tinnies, and the occasional "G'day Bruce".

But while you can see better acting in a big budget Hollywood production, you won't see better historical content. So forgive the acting and enjoy the cerebral experience.

Worth watching if you like Ancient History.
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7/10
Look beyond the storyline; Look around you.
20 July 2023
This is not a standard buddy buddy cop film.

While the career criminal role is very evident, & 2 cops + crimes are front and centre, they serve a wider commentary on USA Society & where it's heading:- USA's addiction to money, the drivers to acquire it, of lives in poverty and desperation if you don't have much, and attitudes to crime if that is your only way to get enough.

So relax, enjoy the ride and let it take your thoughts to a deeper place to reflect on necessity vs deliberate choice, and morality vs lawfulness.

Can we be as free & happy as. Say, a lion cub, who has nothing? Must we grow to be a predator and a killer of men?
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Cops Who Kill (2023– )
1/10
Low Rent rubbish
13 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This could have been such a great series, but it drops the ball big time.

I can excuse the cheap editing/filming devices if the budget is low - e.g. A study of Australian murders is full of 1970s stock footage of Sydney interspersed with stock video of the unfortunate presenter driving around BRITISH roads aimlessly.

But, unforgivably,the content is piss-poor, and five minutes worth of information is interminably dragged out to fill in the time. The same bit of gossip is repeated multiple times by multiple people, then repeated again after every ad break. There is very little guts to these "documentaries" and no educational or entertainment value at all.

Waste of time, and frustrating to try to watch.
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Bordertown (2016–2020)
8/10
Suomi Sleuthing!
7 January 2023
I enjoyed this, it's very different from US or UK crime series.

The first thing I noticed was the cinematography. Beautiful landscapes filmed in that unique Northern light and pollution-free clarity. Then the Scandinavian cultural cues for interior and exterior scenes. Minimalist style which any interior designer would find fascinating. They even film the cooking & food with style & flair! The gentleness, simplicity and quality of Scandinavian life is a good & interesting backdrop from which our crime unit works.

It's a Scandi Noir, but not as noir as some. It's quite an easy watch, the process of investigation is the focus, not shootouts and SWAT.

The hero detective is a high functioning autistic Savant - there seems to be a lot of them in Scandi-noirs - but the techniques of Memory training and building a Memory Palace are real, and fascinating topics as a side study.

The crimes are interesting, and there aren't too many non sequit.-sequitur devices in the solving.

I do agree with comments about the two daughters of ithe star detectives n the series. With a limited cast list it falls upon these two to create problems and havoc for the Crime Team to engage with. Are these the 2 most stupid young women in Finland? Their stubborn & repeated refusal to follow obviously good advice/instruction gets them - and others - into trouble time and time again.

But I do like the series, it's refreshingly different from the norm, and not as heavy as some of the other Scandi crime dramas.
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1/10
40 mins, then over and out
6 October 2019
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I managed 40 minutes of this before I gave up in confusion and headed for the internet bios. The confusion comes from an obviously aging Catherine on the throne, and yet the script suggests a freshly crowned Empress full of lusty (and lustful) activity. It does not compute. Hot Tub Time Machine Tzarina?

I loved the lavish sets, the locations, the choice of subject of Catherine's fascinating life; but the opportunity to create an original masterpiece of historical drama was passed by. The BBC would have aced this. BBC this is not. Superficial. Unengaging. Flat, 2 dimensional character development. This is sky looking for a Spartacus/Game of Thrones/Knightfall moneyspinner, and crashing with formulaic scriptwriting in the process.
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Knightfall (2017–2019)
3/10
Usual Somewhat Entertaining Garbage
31 July 2018
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I know the series starts with a disclaimer that it's just a bit of fictional drama, but even so......

I've seen two episodes now, and it's very much of the ilk of Britannia, or a lesser version of series such as Vikings, and the Last Kingdom.

History? No. Not at all. This is a 'Politically Correct' A Team meets Ivanhoe. Or perhaps Monty Python and the Holy Grail on Speed.?

So yes, there are plenty of costumes around to adorn the cast of.... well, not thousands, but ceratinaly several. Watch it as a yarn, not a documentary and you will find much of it very entertaining. The fight scenes were very well done. The American drawl on the Castillian Ambassador perhaps not so much.

Don't expect Game of Thrones writing. I think A Team is about the right level to describe the plot depth.

The clichés fall thick and fast.

So there is the stereotypical Arch-Villain/Evil plotting Advisor dude, complete with the regulation Sheriff of Nottingham beard, causing underhand deeds to be attempted on our Heroic Templar Master. This latter is always clad in full Knightly garb of full mail armour, steel Spaulders with sword and surcoat. Doing the dishes must have been a real bugger.

The damsels are all the required "strong, independent, determined" type, not averse to telling the King she'll be choosing her own husband, thank you, nor to picking up a spear and kebabing a bad guy, saving Our Hero's life at a critical battle moment.

The Apprentice Hero is a suitably headstrong "youth" seeking wild Revenge against the bad guys for doing in his fiancée. And yes, obviously he will become the squire and sidekick to our hero.

The dateline seems very flexible, but it is very understanding and modern of our 14th Century French King that he is not in the least bit curious nor surprised that he has somehow sired a mixed race daughter. Happened all the time in Medieval marriages....

Mind you, if the Pope can be a Yorkshireman then anything is possible.

I won't bore you with more details, just to say that the script is very formulaic and predictable. Your kids will love it. History buffs or those used to decent historical drama - not so much. At least there's no Blackadder in it.

Put it on when you get back from the pub and want something mindless to watch while you boozily nosh on your takeaway.

I'm not rushing to record the series. There is better to watch.
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Friends, Viewers, Countrymen,... pin back your Listening Ears
27 March 2018
The star of this programme is the camera operator/VT editor.

The documentary is vividly brought alive by the locations of Ancient Rome used to illustrate the plot. While the Forum and Curia are well known in documentaries, some lesser known, less frequently visited locations, such as the House of Livia on the Capitoline and the Mausoleum of Augustus, broaden the sense of history and revitalise the sense of Imperial Rome. One is aware that the myth-like histories of events took place on those very spots. The Suetonius tales of Roman lives are made very real. And there is more than a courteous nod to Robert Graves's "I Clavdivs"......

The content is generally very good, based very much on Suetonius's "Lives", but extended appropriately by Historian Professor Catherine Edwards. For the first time I understand the complex lineage of the family tree, and the various comings and goings (mainly goings!) of the Dynasty made complete sense - despite half of the people having very similar names!

But, sadly, it is in the presentation of the documentary by the good Professor that I found the programmes wanting.

This isn't the warmly eccentric verbal embrace of a Mary Beard, or your friendly and engaging best mate Lucy Worsley. Nor even the enthusiastic delivery of a passionate and emotional Philippa Gregory. No, instead this is like getting a stinging Broadside from a Spitting Image Margeret Thatcher puppet. Even the voice intonation is very similar. The viewer is looked at down an aloof-looking nose, then addressed, talked at; not talked to. The invitation for the viewer is to sit up, pay attention and listen to what is being thrown at you. And after a while you have to simply turn it off for a while and return to it later if the subject really interests you.

So, content was great. Locations and camera work were superb, but a bit of a struggle to watch.
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3/10
ok.... if you're 15.
4 January 2018
This is pretty trashy. There are one or two characters which are well done - the angry black Police Captain caricature was very good - but overall humour is low level and immature. It needs some depth imho. Superficial slapstick and farce only gets a film so far. Airplane, Big Bang or the Simpsons it isnt.

Teenagers might find it OK, but anyone else, save your money. Go and watch some paint drying somewhere. You've seen this stuff done elsewhere, and better.
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Stalingrad (2013)
5/10
Stalingrad, apparently ? Band of Tovarichie.
1 January 2018
Warning: Spoilers
There are several great films about Stalingrad.

Unfortunately, this is not one of them.

Not really epically designed, It has a cast of several. And one big studio set for everything. In fact, I was wondering if they were recycling the Enemy at the Gates set? But on reflection it's a lot smaller.

The cast does the best it can with a terrible script which could have come right out of the 1940s or 1950s war movie library. The dramatic death scenes of the various heroes and anti-heroes are just appalling. So contrived, predictable and unconvincing.

The real name for this should have been "Stalingrad? : The Love Story". I couldn't help but think "Of all the Gin joints in all the Volga ruined buildings, you girls have to come into mine. Shoot em again, Sam. "

The dialogue is corny, twee, pointless and overlong. It does not engage the viewer.

The fight scenes have their moments, but other WW2 films do it better.

So apart from the script, the ridiculous set piece heroic death scenes, the stereotype Nazi general and honourable German hero (oh no, Sir, no murdering SS around here, all good honest soldiers Sir) , the corny clichés of defiance, pathetic attempts at wit,..... bah ! why continue.

Don't waste your money here. I'm being generous with a 5*.
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The Producers (2005)
1/10
What a waste of time, money and talent.
25 July 2017
Why? Just why? I can't believe they made this load of old tat.

The 1967 "The Producers" was a masterpiece of ironic comedy and parody.

It's still the best. This load of tripe doesn't come anywhere near. The script is near identical, but the acting is mediocre, and the musical numbers terrible. Worse, the Producers of THIS "Producers" have confused Irony with Slapstick. Once the PC brigade had been through the script with a red pen there is clearly nothing left. Sanitised. Waste of musical talent, waste of time.

Get the Original 1967 version. It's as fresh today as it always has been. Mel Brookes' comedic genius at it's apogee.
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Elizabeth I: Death of a Dynasty (2017)
Season 1, Episode 3
5/10
Docu-drama of the life of Elizabeth I, TV mini-series for Channel 5 UK
28 May 2017
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There has been a long fascination with Elizabeth I - possibly England's greatest Queen. Consequently there have been a number of films made about her life, along with numerous documentaries, and drama series.

This is a drama-documentary, and as such I think we are entitled to expect a little more emphasis on the history side of things and accurate stuff at that.

And that is pretty much how it transpires - dramatic reconstructions of well known historical events, linked by two eminent historian presenters.

Not so much an epic, nor a cast of thousands; more a cast of several, and creative use of theatrical effects to hide the limitations of the budget. Such as the three or four guys who play the English army at Tilbury.....

Overall the cast did a good job, especially Felicity Dean as Elizabeth in her later years.

Where I was disappointed was in the historical content. It was very, very superficial, and did little to get beyond a cursory narrative of events.

For example one minute the Spanish Armada are cruising up the Channel, the next minute, literally the next minute, it is announced that the Armada had been defeated, had been blown North and 60 out of 130 ships sunk. How that was accomplished is left a mystery to us. One of the most important events of her reign was done scant justice. And we had no insight to Elizabeth or Drake as to their personalities or motivations at this time. Lord Howard of Effingham, who was in charge of the English fleet didn't even get mentioned.

A dry script.

At least we don't have Cate Blanchette delivering her Tilbury address from the back of an energetic horse.....

The costumes are very well done, but otherwise there is no spectacle. With the lack of adequate historical depth this falls far short of the expected - hoped for - standard. I doubt it will hold the interest of anyone but the most novice student of her reign. I wonder what a Dan Snow or Lucy Worsley would have made of this opportunity....

If you want to see a better historical drama on the subject the Cate Blanchette film is well worth a look, but for me the best Elizabeth I documentary-drama is still Glenda Jackson in the early 1980s BBC series "Elizabeth R", which I heartily recommend.
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8/10
1960s psychological thriller with a suspenseful atmosphere you could cut with a knife.
15 February 2017
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This is SOOOOO 1960s. Stark monochrome, visually crafted; intelligent, suspenseful dialogue, a modestly paced intense build up of the characters and plot, clever musical accents; the psychological twists, the interaction of the characters - the dark sociopath, the compliant and ineffective hen-pecked husband accomplice. Marvellous.

This is a modest budget film, yet very intense, very sinister with all sorts of taboos explored in the medium (pardon the pun) of a séance.

No CGI, no mega explosions every five minutes, no car chases or corny catch phrases, and definitely no expensive sets. Just a house in Wimbledon, a seedy lounge set and a penurious David Attenborough reduced to running a motorbike and sidecar for their mastermind crime..... complete with old duffer motorbike helmet and gauntlets

Great performances. These characters are the stuff that serial killers are made of, and they scared the sh*t out of me!
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1/10
Marketing distraction; never mind the plot look at my products.
15 February 2017
I agree with the observation that there is a fugue-like nature to this script. The slow build up. The layers of the plot peeled away one by one as the characters also become fleshed out and the puzzles solved.

I rather like that style of thriller.

But I was distracted from an otherwise considered film by the constant product placement by the cigarette industry. Every few minutes the plot stops while somebody gets a fag on. Totally irrelevant to the plot! I can only assume that big tobacco have invested heavily in this production. Even the room sets looked smoke-filled. I kept panicking for the damage everyone was doing to their exceedingly rare and mega-expensive rare book collections! Ruined forever probably.It just wouldn't happen.

All this amateur hour marketing totally spoiled this movie experience for me, and I had to dump it. So a crap rating in response to the cheap marketing tricks.

Its not the only movie to do this. In the late 90s the tobacco industry was fighting back the clean air lobby by trying to "normalise" smoking again. Fortunately the arrival of Vaping put a stop to this blatant hyping of a product form, except for the Bond films where it was done tongue in cheek as a characteristic of the genre.

But yes, here it really did distract from the story line, and spoiled the smooth build up of this movie.
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Homefront (I) (2013)
6/10
Reasonable plot, decent acting & action scene staging. Terrible directing/ editing.
14 February 2016
OK, there are one or two clichés which the excellent talents of Jason Stratham manage to mask, and it is a very gung-ho sort of movie. But then, you know what you are going to get in a Jason Stratham film.....

I'd rate this higher if it wasn't for the terrible editing of the action scenes. Too much watching MTV by the director, far too much unnecessary fast cutting. I had no idea what was going on in most of the action scenes. Mostly it was dark, everyone was wearing Redneck check, and there was no time to grasp what was supposed to be happening. And if you aren't watching how Stratham is taking down the bad guys, what's the point of watching this sort of movie? Bad call, Director, whoever you are. (I couldn't be arsed to find out, it was so uninspiring).

We're in the last scenes of the movie atm as I write this, and the clichés are coming so thick and fast that I am losing the will to watch. Still, overall a movie worth a viewing when the wife and kids have gone to bed and settled down, and you can pour yourself a decent pint and put your feet up.
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CSI: Cyber (2015–2016)
3/10
CSI meets MTV
7 October 2015
I have been waiting eagerly for this since seeing the introduction of the Cyber CSI in a Vegas episode last year.

It's a great concept.

The programme treads a fine line between patronising the audience with IT for dummies, and leaving large sections of the audience confused. On the whole they achieve the right balance, I think.

It's not as well written as CSI Vegas, or even Miami. Probably about the same writing skill as CSI New York, or any of the NCIS stuff. Definitely Vanilla scripts. Character development is extremely superficial, for the CSI team, the victims, and the crooks. The narrative of events seems to be much more important for the writers.

And that's why I have only given this a 3, despite the terrific concept and the excellent theme tune from The Who. The narrative is poorly controlled, the story unfolding as if the director is ashamed of it, and wants it over and done with asap so he can get home for his dinner.

Woe betide anyone who wants to actually see what's going on. The fast cutting technique is overdone, and not really suitable for a franchise which usually encourages the viewer to engage with the plot and follow the clues. I almost turned over to another channel.

Where does the director think he is? MTV? Give the viewer a break, please.

I really want this to succeed. It's got such great potential. But I think they are going to need to deepen the writing and change the Director.

School age teen boys would no doubt love it. But this programme is scheduled for grown-up prime time viewing. Not good enough. Must try harder.
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Machete (2010)
8/10
So bad it's good!
5 October 2015
When I saw it was that hair-dyed Karate guy - Segal - in this movie I almost turned the channel, but I'm so glad I did not.

This movie is outrageously over the top. It's so bad that it's good. Better than good. The violence is cartoon-like in it's excess, and always done with a tongue in the cheek. No can of fake blood was spared in the making of this film, and the slayings were so thick and fast, so creative, that I expected Wile E Coyote to appear at any moment.

Even the clichés were well handled, and the intentional humour content very well done. Especially the dark humour.

This isn't Shakespeare. Nor Tarantino. But it's a lot of fun for when you get back from the pub after hours, half cut, and settle down in front of the fire with your Biryani.....Or Should that be Burrito....Whatever.

I'll be looking for more in this series.
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Home (II) (2015)
3/10
Nope.
1 September 2015
This isn't a patch on the work by Pixar or Aardman.

The graphical content/animation is done quite well, but the story line is poor, and uncomplicated. It's quite typical of cheap TV animation, and has none of the layers of storyline that are common in the Pixar and Aardman productions,

Kids will like it well enough, I suppose, but there isn't much for grown ups, and the movie will soon fade into the list of forgotten kids movies. You won't be humming anything like Hakuna Matata, and your only "I like to move it" will be towards the exit. Nor do the Boov have the wide and eccentric appeal of the Minions, and although the Boov leader does have his moments as a character he doesn't have the memorable style of, say, the Madagascar Penguins.

The whole thing seems to have been hastily written as a blatant vehicle for merchandising, product placement and a new set of songs from Rhianna.

Ker-ching.

So it's OK for sticking the kids somewhere out of the way for an afternoon towards the exasperated end of the school holidays, but then again, you could get a DVD of something much better for a lot less moolah!

For grown ups, it's unfortunately quite a waste of an afternoon.
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Gravity (2013)
8/10
Not JUST an escape movie set in space.
1 September 2015
Warning: Spoilers
I've seen this 3 times. Each time I got something new out of it.

The first viewing I thought it was an OK movie which depended on the 3D special effects to get it some viewings. And the 3D stuff WAS amazing. In fact visually it was truly beautiful.

On further viewings I got to appreciate that both of the cast of two (!) were excellent at commanding engagement and attention for the full duration of the film.

Deeper reflection afterwards had me thinking of several layers that this movie reached for me. The fragility of the human animal, and yet the drive to survive bringing forth an inner strength that is hidden when not under stress. The isolation (and freedom) of space; the need for our species to work with others to achieve success in the human existence; co-operation at various levels between nations, by remote support teams, the questioning and futility of national differences on this tiny blue planet.

Who ya gonna call when it all goes pear shaped?

All deep stuff.

The role of The Hero and his leadership. It's the good guys who always die first. And in this case he sacrifices himself for the possible safety of Bullock without even a second thought. (Discuss! :) )

Then there is the welcoming safety of Mother Earth. When Bullock eventually lands the colour saturation of sea and land is intense, the life giving light from the sun now contrasting with the empty deadlines of space. Is the message here "value our planet, there is nothing else"?

The setting of space gives a macro view of our puny human existence, and puts it into it's true fragile context, despite egos on earth which claim to the contrary.

A movie that makes you think. And that's rare enough these days.
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Taken 2 (2012)
9/10
Liam in top form.
10 July 2015
OK, it's a sequel. But uniquely, it's actually rather good.

OK, there are one or two clichés with that Romancing the ex-wife thing, but even so this is excellently written, and makes use of superb locations.

It takes about 20 mins to really get going, and then you are on the edge of your seat. All the essential elements are there from any decent thriller, but you never find the movie formulaic.

You probably know the good guys are going to win - they always do! - but even so the masterful direction manages to build suspense, and the ingenuity of our Hero when faced with his predicament is both novel and entertaining.

A refreshing and fully engaging movie from a talented team of writer, director and cast.
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3/10
Please let me out.....Now....
10 July 2015
What a load of old rubbish.

I wanted another Chinese masterpiece like Flying Tigers, or The Warlords. Instead I got a Western in fancy Chinese costumes. All it needed was a soundtrack by Enrico Morricone for it to become a Ho-Fun Western.

The dubbing was terrible, the plot weak, the fight scenes visceral but not in a Tarantino way, more of a cartoon way.

It's like a basic Chinese meal which has been modified for Western tastes. Sort of Chinese, but ruined by trying to cater for the tasteless hoi- poloi.

I managed to last almost to half way, then I just had to leave before I poked my eyes out with sharpened chopsticks.

I can't believe they made a sequel.
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6/10
A Tale of One City
20 May 2015
I really wanted to like this movie better than I eventually did.

The setting and camera-work is top drawer. The script a bit less so. The clichés are at a manageable level.....But the film never really suspends disbelief. James McAvoy is part of the reason for that. Despite his nominations and awards Mark Strong delivers a far more powerful performance IMHO, and Andrea Riseborough is the best of the three leads, portraying a mouthy in-your-face uncompromising detective perfectly, and managing to avoid all the cliché traps that litter American movies featuring female detectives.

The script, though, is the main culprit I fear. It's a jumpy tale, delivered staccato and with the various gaps sometimes I was left wondering if I was watching a flashback sequence.....and No I wasn't. The viewer is left to fill in the gaps by himself, and catch up as best as he can. And develop and fill in the back-story preceding this movie for himself.

There are the usual set pieces of The Clever Hero detective struggling under the terrible limitations and appalling decision-making of his politically aware but otherwise Dickhead management team. A team which somehow seems to have misplaced the 774 Police Officers who operate exclusively in the square mile of the City of London. Although I guess our hero wouldn't be such a hero if he had the customary backup of the local Plod.

So an OK Film. With some really nice elements. It just needs deeper writing. The Long Good Friday it isn't. So if you can gloss over the limited script you can still enjoy the visual delight of the camera work and the performances of Strong and Riseborough.
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The Sweeney (2012)
8/10
much better than expected
15 May 2015
This movie follows the basic hard hitting formula that succeeded with the cult 70s TV series. Except that this time there are no Ford Granadas for Regan's team, the crims don't drive Jaguars, there is a dearth of cardboard boxes to drive into during the car chases, and there are also no sanitised punches pulled on the screen violence.

It does exaggerate the "bad boy" cop theme, and the clichés come thick and fast, but somehow they get away with it.....Well, Almost.

I'm still amazed that true to tradition The Sweeney clearly haven't had any firearms practice. All those bullets fired at blokes in the open, and ne'er a hit.

I suspect the director had a tongue very firmly stuck in his cheek for many of the scenes, just as the original series did.

I've added in an extra point for the fantastic London locations they have used throughout the movie. They could have buggered about with it and used more sets for some of the shootups but to catch Trafalgar Square empty of tourists and commuters must have taken some planning. The night shots of the London landscape are beautifully done.

The plot moves along nicely, and it's a good yarn. Don't expect deep social comment or Morse-like sleuthing (see what I did there with a side reference to John Thaw!?). But you may get a hint of a discussion point in how close to the fine line between policeman and criminal can our hero and his team get while successfully bagging the villains.

1970s Sweeney on steroids, and done brilliantly.
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6/10
Violent revenge movie is a bit hit and miss!
14 May 2015
If you thought Death Wish needed more clichés or stereotypes, then this film is for you. If you thought it needed more depth to the script, a more considered contemplation of the morality and effectiveness of Revenge, then you might be disappointed.

There are some very good parts to this movie. The action scenes (some of them) are just excellent. But the intervening scenes never really suspend disbelief, or engage the viewer adequately. They are merely a vehicle to get you to the next set piece. These build, fugue-like, in violence as the movie progresses - which is a nice touch.

It's a decent movie for a Friday night when you get home late from the pub. Pull open another beer, open up your kebab, and let the wave of undemanding cinematography wash over your drunken bones.
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