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The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)
Emotionless garbage
This really is as bad as the reviews are making it out to be. A lazy, generic copy and paste without the tension, scares, or any meaningful dialogue.
No tension, poor characters, and even the strangers seemed lifeless and strung together with a generic soundtrack.
Also the lame attempt at making some kind of Texas chainsaw/deliverance vibe with the townsfolk was embarrassing. I love the first 2 movies and this was bad beyond belief! I don't see how the trilogy could work out now, and frankly the characters are so boring I don't care how it ends. It was a struggle just to make it through chapter 1.
Daisy of Love (2009)
HORRIBLE (and not in a good way)
This is the most infuriating and frustrating show. Somehow Daisy is even more shallow and an even worse judge of character than Bret Michaels. So many of the guys voluntarily leave because she will keep anyone around she wants to bang even if it comes to her attention they have a girlfriend or don't want to be there. Daisy also treats the guys horrible.. forgetting to meet her solo date and leaving him behind without even apologizing, making out with anyone in front of everyone, ignoring anyone she doesn't find "hot" enough and won't even choose them as winners of challenges.. and she ignores all reasonable advice... A MESS
Sex Pot (2009)
10/10 for sure
An absolutely incredible and hilarious film with remarkably boundary pushing scenes.
Theres an element of surrealism to the intensely misogynistic world Spanky and Mert exist in. And the film in which the female characters shine the most, are almost sarcastic in their roles. With lines like "Every guy has sex with their sister at least once" you see that nothing in this movie is meant to be taken seriously. It is hilariously unfiltered and I think honestly contains some surprisingly iconic moments you may not expect from a purposely low budget film (i.e. When the neighbor lesbian couple catch Mert and Spanky peeping in the window).
All in all this movie is just a fun time if you are not easily offended, and contains some great characters. Strawberry, the transexual prostitute, is one of my favorites.
And of course I would definitely not recommend watching this movie sober, no that would be a bad idea.