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Born to Ride (2011)
So Very Bad.......Don't Even Bother
This is a worthless movie. The 'story' is so feeble that you can't even consider the plot half baked. The only redeeming thing about the movie is Branscombe Richmonds performance. One gets the impression that the writer was watching Easy Rider and thought himself...'I can do that'. I knew this movie was going to be a real stinker.... but got it anyway. That is two dollars I will never get back. There a few major holes in the so called story....1) the girl hitch hiker simply vanishes in the middle the night in the desert, 2) they rebuild and modify a vintage motorcycle to show bike quality in three days, 3)they never show how they defeated the two hoods that were chasing them, 4)there is no real ending to the movie, 5) the main character is acting in a movie at the end, this makes no sense and does not even remotely fit into the plot in anyway. Whats even worse about this movie is that I took the time to write this review.
Gang of Roses (2003)
It sure ain't Bad Girls
Pathetic is the word. Bad acting, pathetic script, cheezy dialog and hip hop music & fashion...what the hell was up with that? The directer of this movie acts as bad as the movie he made. If someone would have taken some time and effort to rework the whole thing, it may of had a chance. Bet the studios are still trying figure out how they could screw up up so badly.
The absolute best thing about this movie was Stacey Dash...the Asian chick wasn't too bad neither. These too gals carried the whole movie. If it weren't for them I would have destroyed my copy of this movie.
If any of those who have not seen this yet and had a notion to, don't waste your time...you'll only regret it later.
Super Troopers (2001)
Worthless Piece of Crap
This movie is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. Do not waste your time. Aside from the opening scene there is nothing funny about this movie. They tried too hard to take a dumb plot and maker it dumber. If they hadn't put so much effort into the stupidity, this may of had a chance. but a very slim one at that. I have seen a lot of dumb movie before and even bad ones. Still this movie takes the prize. it is a mind numbing experience. If you watch this movie you will regret the loss of the time and money you invested to be entertained. And if I have to keep dragging this out to show you how bad it is to just to meet the 10 min text guideline rule all of our minds will melt.