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Contraband (2012)
7/10
Wait for it to be released on Netflix
3 February 2012
I was asked to go see this movie in the theater although I did want to see it. The movie had a great cast and the action was few and far between. But I was not impressed. I like rated R films but in this movie they overused the F and S words and were using them in almost every sentence. I like all of Mark Wahlberg's films and although he can be kind of corny at times this movie was not one of his best. I did enjoy how Giovanni Ribisi played the brother that screws up a heist and his brother has to come out of retirement in Gone in 60 Seconds, and in this film he plays the antagonist. That is basically how this movie begins. I didn't enjoy Kate Beckinsale in this film either she needs to stick with "The Underworld" films since that is what she is good at. Not worth the $12 at the theater, wait till it is on Netflix or someone else rents it.
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7/10
Belongs in the top 100 must see before you die..
3 February 2012
For those of you that were too young to see this when it first came out you must see this before you kick the bucket as they say. Keep in mind that this film is 50 percent nudity and 50 percent suspense. So don't watch it with your parents and definitely don't let your grandmother watch it. Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone make a great protagonist and antagonist respectively. It also helps that Sharon Stone looks her best. The movie is full of twists and suspense and a who done it all the way through to the end. This movie is twenty years old now and can still hold water to any thriller released today. I cant speak to the sequel "Basic Instinct 2," as I have yet to see it but I plan on checking it out in the near future.
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Boardwalk Empire (2010–2014)
10/10
A combination of the Sopranos and the Untouchables
3 February 2012
This is a great series thanks to Mark Wahlberg and Martin Scorses for making a masterpiece together. I was hooked on the very first one and I am itching for more. It blends "the Sopranos" with characters from the prohibition era like "The Untouchables." It is one of Steve Buscemi best characters and he has finally broken out his support roles to become a lead role. If you haven't seen this series you need to start it now and you will be a fan too. Great acting with a superb wardrobe for the times. It also helps that this is an HBO series and they can use the language and nudity necessary to make an entertaining series. I would definitely recommend looking at a character map in order to keep everyone straight and to help remember all of the names and faces.
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9/10
A Must See...And a Must Own...
3 February 2012
I rented this movie having never heard of it or seen any preview, and it was awesome. I watched it again when it became available on Netflix. It was even more hilarious the second time. I hate to sound cliché' but this is an instant classic. This movie has everything you could ever want from a hilarious slasher/accident movie. If you like "Shaun of the Dead" you will definitely like this movie. I highly recommend this movie to all who pull for the underdog. I plan on picking this movie up the next time I am in the store and watching it again and again just to catch up on all the parts I have missed during my laughter. A must see and will make a great addition to any collection.
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The Relic (1997)
3/10
Another terrible movie
3 February 2012
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First of all I have to say that I am a fan of Tom Sizemore and he gave a good performance but the creature that they created for the movie did not meet my expectations. At first they keep it hidden and only show quick views of it and then when they finally do show it, it just doesn't make for a believable horror film. I did like how two of the actresses were both in "Kindergarten Cop" but I expected more from them too. I would never recommend this movie to anyone. It was very predictable and not scary at all. I hope this review helps someone to avoid wasting their time with this film. I can only hope that I never have to see it again.
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Cabin Fever (2002)
1/10
Terrible movie... Where to start?...
3 February 2012
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Generally when I watch a horror movie I hope to have a little feeling of fear instead of disgust. They could have taken this movie in a whole different direction. I find it hard to believe that a girl would start shaving her legs when she has a large patch of infected and bleeding skin on them. Also when a police officer comes to take your statement on a possible homicide it is so unbelievable when he rides away on a bicycle with one of those bells on it. I expected a lot better from Eli Roth. The only thing that made it watchable was the brief female nudity. However it does make you think twice about drinking tap water, although I would never drink tap water from a cabin in the middle of nowhere, I guess if you want to survive in this movie you should only drink beer or bottled water.
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Notorious (2009)
2/10
Worst rap movie ever
3 February 2012
Just finished watching Notorious and I wish I could undo seeing it. I like rap music and all but this movie was awful. I tolerated "Get rich or die trying" and "ATL", but not this one. The actor who played Biggie was not believable at all. The only thing that made it semi watchable was the occasional female nudity. The actor who played tupac also played "Papa Doc" from "8 Mile" and was much better in that movie. This movie was definiely over hyped and over produced. It seemed like they had enough movie to make a great movie, but I just wasn't feeling it from the actors themselves. They need to go back to acting school and relearn the basics.
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