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Flightplan (2005)
5/10
You'll be left wishing they'd done more careful plotting
14 April 2008
Warning: Spoilers
* SPOILERS * Jodie Foster does her best to lift this thriller above its rather amateurish script. The plotting as all of the earmarks of a script written by a committee. The concept is promising. Kyle Pratt, an intelligent woman (a designer of jet engines) boards an ultra jumbo jet liner and her little girl disappears somewhere on the cavernous plane. Perhaps this was designed merely as a showcase of Foster's talents, but many opportunities were overlooked to make this a great thriller, on a par with, say, Harrison Ford's "The Fugitive" (1993).

For too much of the movie we're led to believe Foster's character is merely insane. This doesn't provide enough dramatic tension. It doesn't give the audience any fun of looking at clues and trying to stay one step ahead of the story. The twist comes too late and too predictably in the final 20 minutes.

The character of the villain Carson, played by Peter Sarsgaard, never seems to find his focus. One minute he's completely evil and in the next shot he's a Boy Scout. Maybe this was meant to confuse the audience, but it takes us out of the movie at times.

Sean Bean plays Captain Rich. His performance is the best in the film, but there isn't enough of him. He's a leading character but becomes a mere extra. An opportunity was missed at his exit for his character to "get a clue" of what was actually going on and take heroic action. (One wonders if he did in an earlier draft of the script, but this was cut to keep the focus on Foster's character?)

The set, a gigantic, super jumbo jet, provided a great opportunity for a grand search for the little girl. Our heroine, someone who knows this plane inside and out, should have had some "James Bond moments" to use her knowledge to her advantage. But much of this movie ends up being a talking head film rather than the action film (e.g. "Snakes On A Plane") we are expecting.

As for Foster, we are grateful she isn't dressed like a Fifth Avenue runway model, as is the cliché for most female leads (e.g. "Charlie's Angels"). Unfortunately, in Hollywood, a strong and intelligent female still has to be portrayed as emotionally unstable, bordering on insane. I kept thinking to myself, if Harrison Ford were in this role, he wouldn't be playing insane. He'd quickly grasp the conspiracy and start trying to figure out who were the good guys and who were the bad. He'd test them. Ask them subtle questions that he'd already know the answers to. (And the audience would get to play right along). He'd disappear in the plane and eavesdrop on conversations, reading lips or tapping in to the intercoms and in- flight entertainment system. He'd use things in the plane to his advantage, such as tapping into video monitoring cameras in the cargo hold.

Another missed opportunity is the little girl. For all we know, she's already dead or never existed in the first place. Hitchcock fans know that the master of thrillers always insisted that you had to show the audience the time bomb ticking under the table to have suspense. If two people are chatting and the table blows up, there's no suspense.

In sum, "Flightplan" is a mildly entertaining thriller with some great performances, but you'll be left wishing there had been more careful plotting.
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Gattaca (1997)
5/10
Stylish Sci-fi thriller whose true horror seems to be lost on most people
18 May 2006
I was intrigued by the cult popularity of this film and the fact that so many people seem to think this is one of the best films ever made. Frankly, I struggled to sit through the whole thing and I had to fast-forward through the ponderous stair-climbing scene.

"Gattaca" is reminiscent of 60s sci-fi horror films with its sterile atmosphere and melancholy characters. It's hard to relate to people with absolutely no joy in their lives. Ironically, in watching the first act of the film a second time, I thought the central character seemed happier in his life as an "in-valid."

Our hero's quest seems a bit far-fetched for the price he has to pay and, for the audience, the outcome seems like a foregone conclusion; lacking the impact of a twist ending in comparable films like the original "Plant of the Apes" or even "Soylent Green."

The subtext of sci-fi horror elements, such as invasive background checks and medical testing by employers as well as discrimination based on genetic attributes don't seem all that horrific because, sadly, they have been widely accepted business practices for some time.

I'm amazed to see so many reviewers comment on the "revelation" that in the future employers will discriminate on genetic perfection rather than traditional prejudices such as race, sex, etc. Numerous studies have confirmed that "good looking" people have better jobs and earn more. Men who are less than 6' tall earn more than shorter men, for example. Employers are often impressed with dubious measures of intelligence like college degrees, grades or standardized test scores.

I was also struck by the obvious incongruity of a world where both physical and mental perfection are prized, yet the demands of the career seem to require neither. How much physical perfection is required to sit at a computer keyboard? The work itself is obviously a white collar clerical job with the computer doing the serious mental work. We know it's clerical work because the filmmaker shows him in a cliché clerical setting: sea of cubicles with employees working like disposable, interchangeable parts in a large machine. A future where the best and brightest have only mindless bookkeeping tasks to challenge them is the real horror in "Gattaca."
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Eating Out (I) (2004)
9/10
Delightful screwball comedy
18 February 2006
If you're looking for trite gay cinema stereotypes like drag queens, karaoke singing elder queens, disco dancing circuit boys and everyone dying of AIDS, you're going to be extremely disappointed because "Eating Out" is just a delightful gay date film, reminiscent of screwball comedies like the Doris Day-Rock Hudson classics. Some have complained this is an "odd" film. Indeed it is, and thank God for that. The "Godfather" is an odd film. So is "Citizen Kane," for that matter. The characters are well drawn and all genuinely likable in their own quirky ways. Yes, it's a low-budget indie with the usual production quality compromises and it could have used a script polish, but its rough edges are appealing in their own way – like the gritty, raw feel of a reality TV show. The actors give their all. The direction is perfectly understated and never distracts from the story. The ending, while perfectly logical, could have been foreshadowed a bit better and we never really buy into the notion that Kyle is an unattractive, C-list boyfriend prospect for Marc. Perhaps he's not as buffed as Caleb, but he's far from unattractive and he has a much more delightful personality. My only major complaint with "Eating Out" is that we didn't spend more time with Kyle's (Jim Verraros) character. (Pop singer Verraros also provides music on the soundtrack).
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Bewitched (1964–1972)
Better than the film that inspired it
11 November 2005
Some have suggested that "Bewitched" is an uninspired rip off of the 1958 film "Bell, Book and Candle" with Kim Novak and Jimmy Stewart. I recently viewed the film and the first few episodes from "Bewitched" and I can tell you the TV show only has a vague family resemblance to the film. Novak and Stewart seem drugged and disinterested in the movie. Indeed, they play the same sleepy-eyed characters they would later play in Hitchcock's "Vertigo." Stewart is one of the most overrated actors of his generation. He always plays the same character. The movie oozes along at a glacial pace. I kept fast forwarding through it. Hardly a classic. The also grossly overrated, one-dimensional actor Jack Lemmon is dreadful in the Nicky Holroyd part that the "Bewitched" Uncle Arthur part is said to have copied. Perhaps so, but Paul Lynde was vastly superior in the role.

"Bewitched" fares much better. Dick York in particular nails the part of Darrin and manages to take it to levels far beyond the confines of the script. He has a chemistry with Elizabeth Montgomery that Dick Sargent never achieved. Montgomery herself seems a bit ill at ease with the part in the first few episodes but she warms up to it over time, no doubt helped by York's outstanding performance as well as Agnes Moorehead's.

Looking at "Bewitched" as a time capsule of 1964 from the point of view of 2005, the civil rights themes are not too subtle. In one episode a group of witches protests Darrin's campaign that stereotypes witches as ugly old hags. This was before my time, but no doubt there were real world issues with the stereotyping of certain racial groups in advertising and brand imaging. A snack chip maker had an unpopular "Bandito" campaign about that time and I think a popular pancake mix updated their stereotypical logo. Friends have told me that blue collar families found the depiction of an upper middle class lifestyle something of a revelation. It never occurred to them that employees would take work home with them or be expected to entertain clients in their own homes.

The special effects in the first episodes are pretty disappointing. Clearly these shows were shot on a first take basis. And, to be fair, they did not have the technology to do cost-effective digital effects in that era.

The writers of these episodes must have been real world advertising people because they really nail how clients really behave. Of course the audience assumes their behavior and views are exaggerated for laughs but the issues are pretty much as they are in real life. As with the mega-hits "All in the Family" and "Cosby," among the last universally watched TV series, the show manages to balance comedy with warmth and a bit of romance. And that's the formula for enduring entertainment.
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Growing Up Brady (2000 TV Movie)
9/10
Some awesome performances, some missed opportunities
23 September 2005
I suspect you're not going to get much out of this unless you're a serious Brady fan. That said, this is a Brady lover's fantasy come true...finally getting to have the camera swing around to the lives of the real kids. One wonders if the real kids didn't have far more interesting and provocative lives than the scripted ones. But I guess in the early 70s that kind of Real World would have been too real. Even today, you probably couldn't do a Real World about kids under 18.

If this movie had been only about Sherwood Schwartz I would have given it a 10 because Michael Tucker is just mesmerizing to watch. Although he has a fairly small part, he steals every scene.

Rebeccah Bush as Florence Henderson is possibly better than the original. She radiates elegance and glamor. Since this story is told through Barry Williams eyes, the provocative performance may be dramatic license. It's hard to imagine the real Florence Henderson wanting to french kiss in 1969 on a stage full of kids.

Adam Brody as Barry Williams gets most of the screen time. He never quite nails Barry for me. Christopher Barnes, as I recall from the first Brady Bunch Movie feature film, had a more realistic performance. But you soon look beyond this defect and start to view this movie as if it were the same show in an alternate universe. The other key characters are also a little off the mark, but quite passable after a brief period of adjustment.

The most jarring aspect is that in real life the kids aged rather dramatically over the course of five years. Here the same actors play their parts for the duration.

I read the book and knew going in that this was mostly about Barry and Maureen but I was hoping for more of Chris Knight, the kid I most identified with in first run. Apparently Chris hated doing the show almost as much as Robert Reed. Too bad. By the final season, the real Chris was the best actor of all of the kids. The episode of "Peter" trying to land his first job was a refreshing departure from the "Gilligan's Island" slapstick. Both Chris and Robert Reed have a great tag scene together in that one. Here, up and coming star Ricky Ullman (Phil of the Future) plays Chris rather unevenly, but at times he does bear a passing resemblance.

I don't remember Robert Reed coming off as such as spoiled sport in the book. He was certainly a good enough actor not to let it show on screen. Daniel Hugh Kelly tries hard but never really convinces me he's Robert Reed. And that may be more the fault of the script for giving his character too dark an edge for what should have been more of a lightweight documentary rather than a soap opera.

The real life Barry looks terrific. He hasn't changed much. It would have been fun if the real cast had appeared in cameos.
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Bewitched (2005)
1/10
Disaster 101
29 June 2005
If this were written as a term paper for a college course called Disaster 101 it would get an A+. What a mess! Nichole Kidman's Samantha is a stereotypical dumb blonde and although the character wises up a bit toward the end of the film, she's still a tired stereotype of pretty, brainless babes. Elizabeth Montgomery's Samantha was sharp and sassy. The rest of the characters are even worse -- played like those the stiff, dialogue-heavy caricatures in limited animation cartoons. For a movie where magic is the central theme, there isn't much on screen. There were more visual effects in a typical 20-minute episode of the original series than in this 2-hour epic. Even the musical score is a mess! There is no consistent style. The film is laced with a weird variety of pop tunes that they probably paid a ridiculous amount of money to license, while failing to enhance the film. Michael Caine, who is generally an outstanding actor is just a Disney animatronic here. Shirley MacLaine fares better as Endora but the script gives her little to work with. I never liked the Aunt Clara character in the original series and her pointless sequence could have been left out. Impressionist Michael Airington does a vastly better Paul Lynde and bares a closer resemblance than Steve Carell. I recently saw Airington in his stand-up show "An Evening With Paul Lynde." "Bewitched" has the look and feel of a film written by a corporate committee -- or perhaps several -- who never sat in the same room together. Farcical comedy is difficult to pull off, but it can be done, as in Colin Higgin's films "Foul Play" (1978) and "Silver Streak" (1976).
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Sideways (2004)
1/10
Beevis & Butthead for Boomers
5 April 2005
Wow, 5 Academy Award nominations for a movie with no engaging story line, unlikable characters and low budget production values. It's sure to sweep all nominations. Presumably the people attracted to this movie identify with the characters: over 50, shattered dreams, wounded hearts, damaged goods. The movie (and our hero) might have been saved by a remarkable twist, such as finding God and becoming a priest or perhaps having his throat slashed by a surprise cameo appearance of Jason or Freddie hiding in the back seat in any one of the torturous talking head car scenes. To be fair, "Sideways" would make a fine radio drama. These characters are better heard than seen. Happily, there are no obvious special effects and no supernatural denouement to explain anyone's character or their motivations. But at 123 minutes, it's about an hour too long. Your two hours would be better spent with "My Big Fat Greek Wedding."
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David rips off himself
29 January 2005
When I popped this DVD in I wondered if I'd put David DeCoteau's earlier film "The Brotherhood" in by mistake. Here are those same guys in black stocking a pretty blonde boy. OK, the boys are different but the plot looks like a remake. That said, this is probably David's best effort to date. Beautifully shot, much more cinematic (not so dialoge heavy), nicely scored, a handsome cast and an improved script with a nice surprise ending, yet it still seems heavily padded and plodding. Our attention gets diffused across too many players. David needs to cut the size of his casts down about 2/3rds. Even big budget Hollywood films follow the convention of following one main character through virtually every scene. Several people have mentioned the black vs. white underwear; there is nothing remarkable about this. See Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho and observe Janet Leigh wears white underwear when she is a "good girl" and black when she turns "bad." The black hat/white hat cliché is as old as the cinema.
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4/10
Bradford and Brower are terrific together
3 January 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Novice director Nikolas Perry who made a fine debut with the short film "Must Be the Music" attempts to create another trendy Hollywood skid row druggie film but with a twist as a "buddy" film. And this one is set in Las Vegas. Jordan Brower is appealing as Eric and has particularly good chemistry with Jesse Bradford. These two would be worth casting together in another "buddy" feature. Beyond that one gets the sense that we've seen this all before including the obligatory death of the gay character. Perry explains, in his directory's commentary, that the death is an act of love--a sacrifice. Perhaps, but this film never sets the right tone for such a deeply symbolic conclusion. Like so many rookie writer- directors, Perry suffers from making the film too "busy" with endless characters, no sense of momentum, and endless clichés. Or perhaps the money people took over and made the film by committee? It has that look. Happily we are spared from the peek-a-boo nudity that is typical of these films: where the director goes to great lengths to get the actors naked then hide their nudity through awkward posing, clever placement of props, and so on.
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1/10
It's no "Citizen Kane"
3 January 2005
I concur that this is one of the most overrated movies of all time. The editing is clumsy and draws too much attention to itself. I squirmed in the "famous" skinny dipping scene because it is so over-the-top self-conscious. In the period in which the film is placed, skinny-dipping would have been the norm at any YMCA and co-ed nudity was probably not much of stretch in a small, backwater community. (Note to film makers: If you can't just let nudity happen naturally in a scene, then set the scene somewhere else! Don't distract us with coy posing to deliberately hide the parts you'll think we'll be embarrassed about). Bogdanovich tells the story of how he picked up the book "The Last Picture Show" read the liner notes then put it down thinking it sounded boring. He was correct and should have left it at that. For a vastly better study of American teenagers with a pop music score, try George Lucas' "American Graffiti."
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10/10
Delicious variant on the "Old Dark House" theme
28 December 2004
First, this film is way ahead of its time in foreshadowing heart transplants and (yet to be achieved) artificial hearts. The first act is all about the artificial heart thing. Act 2 is a courtroom drama about the doctor being sentenced to hang for an accidental killing of his medical student during the experiment. Act 3 is the revenge against the jurors and judge who convicted him. Each act of this melodrama is delicious but Act 3 is by far the best. My only gripe is that it ends too soon. It would have been more fun to have a few more gimmicks to revenge the conviction. This film reminds me of the classic "12 Angry Men" but is a lot more fun and to the point. Great production values for 1939.
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Leeches! (2003 Video)
5/10
The "Tingler" meets "Bikini Beach"
20 December 2004
Campy fun reminiscent of William Castle's classic "The Tingler." Never takes itself too seriously as rather obvious hand puppet leeches crawl up victim's bodies. Not sure why people think this film is "gay." Gosh, boys on swimming endurance team wearing Speedos. What else would they wear? If a woman directed this picture no one would make such an outrageous observation. When two boys strip off their baggy swim trunks to shower in their Speedos we get the feeling that the director is being a little too cautious about offending homophobic straight males. "Porky's" (1982) showed far more male nudity, including frontal, and the boys in the Annette Funicelo-Frankie Avalon "Beach" movies were shirtless more often that these guys. This is one of the better DeCoteau outings: beautiful location work and a good-looking cast (a departure from the pimply 1950s teens this film pays homage to). The shower scene with the leeches is an interesting blend of Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho" shower murder and the attic bird attack in "The Birds." (This victim showers in his underwear, alone in his own house -- I guess that saves doing laundry?) Like most modern horror epics this is more of an ensemble story with too many characters that lead to dead-end plot lines (no pun intended). This would have been a better film with a smaller cast and stronger character development. Curious R rating, apparently for steroid use. Violence is bloody but make believe. Watch it as a double feature with "The Tingler."
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The Brotherhood (2001 Video)
5/10
Teen horror for girls
11 December 2004
It is nonsense to say this is a "gay" horror film. We see these same shots of women in conventional horror films and don't think about the director's sexual orientation. Would this be considered gay if the director was a woman? I think not. This film is meant to be a beefcake horror film for the ladies. And while it delivers some handsome faces and a few fleeting shots of boys in their

underwear, it's strictly G-rated stuff. Indeed, I've seen more nudity in G-rated films from the 1960s where bare butt shots of men and boys can be seen in

"Planet of the Apes" or "Maya" where 15-year-old Jay North appears nude from the back side. The "Brotherhood" series films are surprisingly bloodless and nudity-free, which bucks the trend for horror films and teen sex comedies and may be why so many people feel a bit "cheated." One wonders why on direct- to-video releases David can't push the envelope a bit and show more explicit nudity of either sex. Probably because the video rental chain which finances these films through pre-production distribution agreements would decline to participate. Or it may be that the young actors who appear in these films draw the line at showing their gear or bare butts. But if you're going to have a scene where nudity is the logical costume, as in a shower scene, it doesn't make much sense to show guys showering in their underwear -- something we have seen in more recent DeCoteau films. There is a similar problem in "The Brotherhood," with the frat initiation ("make- out") scene being more logical as a nude scene.

On another point, since so many have commented on why the protagonist wears black boxer briefs, this is an obvious nod to Alfred Hitchock's use of a black bra on Janet Leigh in "Psycho" after she turns "bad." (Before she turns bad she is seen in a white bra). Or more classically, the boy in the black briefs is akin to the outlaw in the black hat.
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Classy film aimed at middle schoolers
26 November 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Refreshingly different from the usual young teen fare. A 14-year-old girl has goals and focus on a classical music career and, while living a fairly normal teen life.

There are many little secrets to be revealed throughout the course of the film. An interesting gimmick that adds to the charm and interest.

**SPOILER ALERT**

The ending is a bit of a disconnect. The real hero, 12-year-old Phillip, should have gotten the girl at the end. The director dismisses this outcome in the DVD commentary as "implausible." Why? A 12-year-old seventh grader being attracted to a 14-year-old 8th or 9th grader? What's so implausible about that? We see little of the (15-year-old) older brother character to motivate any sense of connection,

The film manages to overcome the 'Afterschool Special' formula with some good photography and a good dramatic score. We are mostly spared monotonous rap music or the teen pop score that would be the norm in this kind of film. The morality lessons are nicely underplayed. The film could have been improved by focusing more on the love triangle and not getting so distracted with most of sub-plots.
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