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Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On (2017)
Mediocre and boring
There are quite good documentaries about porn out there, but this one is sadly not one of them. How did they manage to turn such an exciting, controversial theme such as porn into a boring documentary, I'm still wondering. It's just not interesting. Incredible. If you skip this one entirely, you're not missing anything. The original one was very interesting and thought-provoking. This one... might help you with insomnia. It's really THAT boring.
Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)
Watch this to test yourself
This is a fountain of cringe, a shockwave of cringe, a hurricane of cringe. Watch it a bit and see how much you can endure, while tsunamis of cringe wash over you, bashing you to and fro. Why did the people in the audience laugh is a mystery to this day. I choose to believe that the laughing and applause were added later, in post production. This "comedy special" somehow failed at both being funny and in being special. It's just bad. And very very sad.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Honestly, it felt like a Star Wars parody
For a person who watches a lot of SF movies and reads a lot of SF books, the plot of this movie was a huge insult. It wasn't only nonsensical and absurd, but at times downright dumb.One fighter destroys all the Juggernaught's cannons uncontested? Rebel ships are faster, but never get any further away? I could go on and on... it's just a dumb movie, with cringy moments and horrible humor. Avoid it.
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
If you want to severely punish your eyes, ears and brain in the same time, watch this movie.
This is easily the worst movie I've ever watched. And I have watched a ton of cheap kung-fu flicks, and they are, despite their low production, shallow story lines and predictable plots, waaaaaay better than this... movie.
First of all - the plot is horrible. It's just so incredibly dumb. It makes sense that rap "artist" is behind this wreck, because the dialogue, the scenery, everything is so tacky and cringy and awful it hurts. Even something banal, like character hairstyles, makes you want to stop watching, it's so unconvincing a laughably bad. And even the fighting scenes, which are supposed to be the strongest point of this genre, are just horrible. The battle choreography is extremely lousy done and chaotic. Tacky colors don't help either. And above all that comes the sad llama face of the main protagonist, whose acting skills can be compared to those of a brick. I can't in all honesty believe that somebody actually read this script and said "let's do this". There is absolutely nothing good about it. I'm still in shock from what I've seen. I can't imagine bigger fail than making an homage to kung-fu classics in this day and age with all the technology and cinematography available and creating a movie which is undeniably worse than those flicks made with rope and stick 30 or 40 years ago. A fail of epic proportions. And they made a sequel. Unfathomable.