Probably the most boring movie out there without any story or build-up, around 1.5 hour in the movie and nothing happened at all. It maintains the mystery, but the only mystery here is what this movie is about. There's no storyline first, and then the UFO hunting begins but no-one knows why it's so important or what they want with it. And then there's this crazy chimp story with no relations to the main characters or the story arch. I don't really know what was the main goal here but I couldn't find any. I can't finish it, but the story is boring, the characters are boring, and the trailer is misleading. 6.9 raing is unbelievable.
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11 Reviews
Spiral
(2021)
SAW: The Parody
11 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Through the movie I realized that I'm trapped and have to watch it. The only way out is through the window. And I would recommend a drinking game. A shot for every cliché. It was supposed to be a mystery-crime horror movie but it's more like a noir cop drama with a good cop and a lot of dirty cops with some horror elements. The flashbacks are non-consistent and mostly make no sense what so ever. We're jumping in time without any logic and barely find out any of these hidden 'stories'. I liked the extra stand-by cops with no personality who just stood there and keep asking "what happened?"
PS: If nobody knows if a cop doing crime as undercover, is he really undercover? Or committing crime without getting caught?
The Empty Man
(2020)
It makes zero sense
16 August 2021
The opening sequence was brilliant and it's sad that the good part ends there. Everything after that GOES ABSOLUTELY CRAZY! Nothing makes sense anymore, everyone just mumbling about existence and the main character runs from one chanting crowd to another in random basements. I just want someone to sit down and tell me what was this about.
The Cannibal Club
(2018)
Horribly slow and painful
19 June 2020
The most amateur movie I've ever seen. The scenes are not connected, the characters have no background, and even the cannibalism has nothing to do with the plot. You literally watch still images and wait the scenes to end but they just go on forever so freaking slowly... I understand they tried to spice up things with so called cannibalism but they forgot to implement that. And why is this even a comedy? I laughed but that's not count.
Disney, stop, it's already dead.
19 December 2019
Disney finally stopped kickin' the dead horse. This trilogy can't be more inconsistent than it is. Their main characters are bland and just like before they trusted the fan services will save this whole thing. While the prequel and original trilogies give you a whole story, this one is a big train wreck.
Joker
(I) (2019)
Who said this Joker is completely different from the comics?
10 October 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is the first Joker, in movies, who has it all. The unpredictable behaviour, theatrical moves, the insane laugh and kills just like that. They even made an origin movie and this guy is still a mystery, without a real name. And thank GOD, he did not become an anti-hero, a martyr or an idea. This is the JOKER, the one and only.
Jurassic World
(2015)
Asylum movie sponsored by Mercedes
14 June 2015
Warning: Spoilers
This is one over-hyped piece of trash.
Since there are no memorable moments in the whole movie, I can't highlight one moment what I liked. Nothing like the T-Rex escape or memorable kills.
The characters are so generic and cliché, there are so many one-line jokes, so many advertisement, so many running to nowhere that make me puke. The whole movie is so bright and colorful, there is no drama or excitement. No death scenes just blood on the wall, Asylum studio ultramonster kills just because it can, and friendly raptors and T-Rex fight among humans what just make me mad! I don't care about the kids' parents marriage or the non-existing relationship between the main characters.
There's no logic in it, there's no goal, no good or bad outcomes. It didn't even had an ending.
Worst in the franchise by far.
Since there are no memorable moments in the whole movie, I can't highlight one moment what I liked. Nothing like the T-Rex escape or memorable kills.
The characters are so generic and cliché, there are so many one-line jokes, so many advertisement, so many running to nowhere that make me puke. The whole movie is so bright and colorful, there is no drama or excitement. No death scenes just blood on the wall, Asylum studio ultramonster kills just because it can, and friendly raptors and T-Rex fight among humans what just make me mad! I don't care about the kids' parents marriage or the non-existing relationship between the main characters.
There's no logic in it, there's no goal, no good or bad outcomes. It didn't even had an ending.
Worst in the franchise by far.
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