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Jurassic Park (1993)
Dinosaurs and Capital Letters
Walking through the park on a rainy Sunday afternoon I decided to watch Coronation Street.
The day before I had watched Jurassic Park, and at the time I happened to have the TV off, so unfortunately the viewing was not altogether good quality, however, the sound was superb, as I happened to be listening to Alicia Keys.
If I had to rate my experience out of 10, I would give it a 7, but this may be biased due to my television being turned off, so don't take it for granted.
I particularly enjoyed all the dinosaurs gobbling up the men, it was somewhat... realistic.
EastEnders (1985)
We're Having Fun :)
I watched this when I was completely intoxicated and I watched half a minute of the first ever episode.
Due to my soberness at the time (sarcasm intended) I very much enjoyed what I was presented with (a swiss roll) and I ate it whole.
Eastenders, on the other hand, was miserable. The only bit I enjoyed was the Audi A4 car chase, but they weren't going fast enough to make it even slightly disturbing.
I did however, find the time to go through my kitchen cupboards and locate a nuclear missile, of which I fired through the air.
Eastenders, I did not care for it. xoxox
I, Robot (2004)
interesting but absolutely awful
Before I start, I must admit, that I am in fact going to be biased. As a, I wrote this in the back of a Toyota Aygo and also, I am severely angry because I missed my plane to the Faulkands Islands to fight in a prehistoric war film.
None the less I very much enjoyed the film because of it's intense scenes involving Bruce Willis and his several Twitter followers running around Popley creating havoc with Pot Noodles.
Besides this, the worst film in the world, and definitely not one to put on your Advent Calendar because that doesn't make sense whatsoever.
Thanks very much for reading in advance for the following review.
Cya later.
4.3.2.1 (2010)
DT4 comin at ya
Today I come to you from a hidden location to talk to you about my favourite film of all time, Star Wars. 4321 is an absolutely shocking film, and what made it worse is I watched it in a shocking location. The first part of the film was bad and the second part of the film was bad In fact it was so bad I almost fell asleep. In conclusion I'd recommend watching this film as it depicts life in the UK as it really is. I remember the part where they got locked away and I did not care for it because it was unrealistic. I watched it on a portable DVD on a roller-coaster and this was an ideal location because the film was terrible. Yours, Nick West.
The Towering Inferno (1974)
We did not care for this...
Myself and my good friend Max Fedyk watched the afore mentioned film in MEDIA STUDIES and as the summary suggests, we did not like it whatsoever.
In fact we disliked it so much we did in fact consider burning the DVD, until we realised that this would be silly. Instead we threw the DVD in it's case at Nick West and caused severe bruising.
The first part of the film was rubbish and the second part of the film was rubbish.
The only bit I liked was the bit where it ended. Just kidding, I only watched the first three seconds.
In conclusion, I would highly recommend watching this as it is an all-time classic.