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Smartass (2017)
This movie is F'd
This movie makes light of a completely insane and self destructive lifestyle centered around a 15 yr old girl that runs away from her single mom and brother. All her friends are junkies and HARD drug dealers. She takes the wrap for a needle her older guy friend had stashed and is then released on her own in the middle of the night. She almost gets gang raped, she smokes crack for the first time like it's no big deal, she has a pervert pleasure himself while giving her a ride, and then gets drugged and sold for $200 by someone posing as a nice guy to some man that looks around 50 yrs old.. and narrowly escapes that... I've lived and seen the dark side of the "life style" this film makes light of. It's not funny and it's not a subject to joke about. Pure deceptive trash that kids will see and think this "life style" is fun and cool. They'll find out it isn't after it's too late though. This movie could not send a worse message to "teens".
The Girl with All the Gifts (2016)
It's OK, I guess.
I don't really know what to write other than this is another zombie flesh eaters flick that's only mediocre. I don't get the other reviews that say it's so "brilliant".
I, myself, think it's slow moving and boring. There are no good special effects and it just seems low budget. It's not a bad movie, just not a very good one IMO. We have our own tastes so YMMV.
Also, the person who said this is the best movie since 28 days later... Makes me wonder what movie they were watching. This has nothing on that movie.
I gave this a 5/10. If you're bored and want to kill some time watching a movie of this genera, then by all means go for it. It's worth a watch, but IMO it's nothing special at all.
Vacation (2015)
Horrible
Completely awful. This movie is not only the furthest thing from funny, but is also completely disrespectful to the original. I want my time and money back. I know there is a minimum if ten lines to for a review, but I can't think of much more to say other than it's complete crap. I wouldn't of watched it if someone had PAID ME if I knew how bad it is. I don't understand how this is rated at 6+ on here. One would think that more effort would be put into a movie based on such a classic like the original National Lampoons Vacation. So... If you've seen the original, you will only be left in disgust IF you even make it through the whole thing without turning it off. f you do watch it, don't say I didn't warn you.
Chappie (2015)
Pure crap.. Don't waste your time and money watching this.
I want back the time I wasted watching this movie. It's horrible.
I LOVE SciFi movies and am even a Die Antwoord fan.. I also really like District 9... BUT THIS?!!? THIS IS CRAP.
I can't believe the current 7.1 rating on here? Did Sony pay for that rating? SOOOOOOOO DISAPPOINTED.
The acting is horrible. The effects are sub par too.
I was really stoked when I heard about this project..what a let down.
How can people call this quality entertainment?
If the movie industry keeps pumping out similar quality.. things are going to get really, really bad for their bottom line.
Dark Tide (2012)
Bad Movie
I'm going to keep this very short and very simple. This movie was horrible. Both the plot AND the acting was TERRIBLE. I wouldn't of watched this movie had I been paid to if I had known how bad it was. The only thing nice about it is the eye candy known as Halle Berry. I want my 94 minutes of my life back. Such a shame she associated herself with such a flop of a movie. Why would someone spend the money to make a film like this? It's quite obvious by just the plot that there is no substance here. There are a few amazing shots of live sharks close up. Oh and seals. Never forget the cute furry little seals that shark love to gobble up and feed on.