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Guess Who (2005)
Why oh why?
You're right euroman1970: Ashton can't act his way out of a paper bag. He should have never been able to pursue a career after "That 70's Show". Bernie tries to carry the weight of the movie on his shoulders, but it is too much. The movie has its funny moments, but I didn't feel any chemistry between Bernie and Ashton; almost as if they were walking through their lines. In the taxi scene Ashton looks right into the camera! What a sloppy actor! The plot is also in need of some serious repair. I wish I could have paused the movie in the theater so I could announce what was going to happen next.
Overall, I give it a 3/10.
American Wedding (2003)
I agree with wlsweather!
What's with vulgarity train and Stifler? I don't think this one will ever make it to network TV unless they chop the role of Stifler completely! Ever other word out of the guy's mouth was either the f-word or s-word. And I like Stifler, don't get me wrong, but there was way too much of him in this film. I think they need to call this "Stifler's Wedding!" and I am serious about that!
And where's the cast? Chris Klein, Tara Reid, Nastha Lyonne, where are they?
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
I am pleasantly surprised
This movie was actually better than I thought it was going to be! With that, there are some negatives:
*SPOILERS WITHIN*
The Bad:
The terminator in this one is no match for the liquid terminator in Terminator 2 and that was kind of disappointing.
Sarah Connor's mental doctor from Terminator 1 & 2 has a cameo in this film. Totally unnecessary and not funny.
The T-101 is not very likeable in this movie, being a thug one minute and a jokester the next.
The meeting of John and his little friend Kate. Totally unbelieveable. I think someone dropped the script here.
A robot with laser guided missles cannot hit John and his little friend Kate. Please!
The Good:
Great action scenes & special effects.
Plot is actually believable here and advances the story a bit further which I didn't think was possible. We actually get to see into Skynet and see the start of Judgement Day.
I think if they could have made a better terminator, this movie would be REALLY good, but it kind of takes a away from the movie a bit when I see something less then the T1000.
Overall, 8/10.
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Pretty funny!
I have to admit that after reading through the comments here, I thought the movie would be a big let down, but it wasn't. Funny bits of comedy are thrown here and there to keep the watcher entertained. Carrey is a great actor: pulling off the comedic and dramatic parts of the movie without a hitch.
Overall, I give it 8/10
One Hour Photo (2002)
Very boring
Bad actors save for Robin.
I kidded that they were going to show us Robin in the bathroom doing the duty and guess what: they did in a dream sequence! This movie crawls along at a very slow pace. The ending was a big let down. This is a 10 minute story stretched to 2 hours.
Rating: 3/10