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65 (2023)
Good cgi, a fun 7, underrated for certain as all SciFi movies are because half the go DONT line em. But if you like SciFi it's a fun watch.
Good cgi, a fun 7, underrated for certain as all SciFi movies are because half the gp don't like ' em. But if you like SciFi it's a fun watch. Good cgi, a fun 7, underrated for certain as all SciFi movies are because half the gp DONT like em. But if you like SciFi it's a fun watch. Good cgi, a fun 7, underrated for certain as all SciFi movies are because half the gp DONT like em. But if you like SciFi it's a fun watch. Good cgi, a fun 7, underrated for certain as all SciFi movies are because half the go DONT line em. But if you like SciFi it's a fun watch. Good cgi, a fun 7, underrated for certain as all SciFi movies are because half the go DONT line em. But if you like SciFi it's a fun watch.
Russian Doll (2019)
Funny Funny
Episode 4 in the jewelry store... I haven't laughed that hard.. lots of funny banter and if you live Natasha you'll love this ! Episode 4 in the jewelry store... I haven't laughed that hard.. lots of funny banter and if you live Natasha you'll love this ! Episode 4 in the jewelry store... I haven't laughed that hard.. lots of Episode 4 in the jewelry store... I haven't laughed that hard.. lots of funny banter and if you live Natasha you'll love this ! Funny banter and if you live Natasha you'll love this ! Episode 4 in the jewelry store... I haven't laughed that hard.. lots of funny banter and if you live Natasha you'll love this !
Chimp Empire (2023)
Fantastic & Fascinating
I started watching, flipping thru the channels and I assumed I'd give it a minute and flip but this isn't your typical Animal show. The Director has studied these Chimps & shows to the viewers the deep level of societal interaction they have. They're tremendously smart, I had no idea. Fascinating stuff. Hope they make another season but knowing Netflix, this was a one time deal. I started watching, flipping thru the channels and I assumed I'd give it a minute and flip but this isn't your typical Animal show. The Director has studied these Chimps & shows to the viewers the deep level of societal interaction they have. They're tremendously smart, I had no idea. Fascinating stuff. Hope they make another season but knowing Netflix, this was a one time deal.
Maniac (2018)
Horrible & Terribly Overrated
Two of my favorite young actors but I hated this. I haven't rated a movie below a 5 in a long time but this just sucks. It's got some decent moments & good acting but mainly it's just a terribly boring series. I really wasted my time on this. Hugely overrated! Two if my favorite young actors but I hated this. I haven't rated a movie below a 5 in a long time but this just sucks. It's got some decent moments & good acting but mainly it's just a terribly boring series. I really wasted my time on this. . Two if my favorite young actors but I hated this. I haven't rated a movie below a 5 in a long time but this just sucks. It's got some decent moments & good acting but mainly it's just a terribly boring series. I really wasted my time on this. .
Treason (2022)
I couldn't find this show because of the PRIME BANNER ADVERTISEMENT ALL ACROSS THE TOP IF THE SEARCH. SO NOW LITTLE AMAZON MAN DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY SO HES GOING TO ADVERTI
I couldn't find this show because of the PRIME BANNER ADVERTISEMENT ALL ACROSS THE TOP IF THE SEARCH. SO NOW LITTLE AMAZON MAN DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY SO HES GOING TO ADVERTI I couldn't find this show because of the PRIME BANNER ADVERTISEMENT ALL ACROSS THE TOP IF THE SEARCH. SO NOW LITTLE AMAZON MAN DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY SO HES GOING TO ADVERTI I couldn't find this show because of the PRIME BANNER ADVERTISEMENT ALL ACROSS THE TOP IF THE SEARCH. SO NOW LITTLE AMAZON MAN DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY SO HES GOING TO ADVERTI I couldn't find this show because of the PRIME BANNER ADVERTISEMENT ALL ACROSS THE TOP IF THE SEARCH. SO NOW LITTLE AMAZON MAN DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY SO HES GOING TO ADVERTI.
Black Adam (2022)
Am I the only one who's sick of the Rock? Makes me want to VOMIT!
My god he's been in 100 movies in 10 years. I didn't mind him in the beginning but let's get real this guy can't act for jack. He's making millions because he looks like an ape. Hollywoods lost its mind. Literally they're all on OXY and 9/10 movies today aren't watchable. It's just unbelievable how horrible new movies are. Guys like this are movie stars? Then they star the same people in all the big movies. So many great new stars do I've or two movies only to be passed on later for over the hill actors like Rock who most of want to vomit literally when we see him. My god he's been in 100 movies in 10 years. I didn't mind him in the beginning but let's get real this guy can't act for jack. He's making millions because he looks like an ape. Hollywoods lost its mind. Literally they're all on OXY and 9/10 movies today aren't watchable. It's just unbelievable how horrible new movies are. Guys like this are movie stars? Then they star the same people in all the big movies. So many great new stars do I've or two movies only to be passed on later for over the hill actors like Rock who most of want to vomit literally when we see him.
The Harbingers of Things to Come (2022)
A conspiracy wackos bs. If it were satire it'd be funny
A conspiracy wackos bs. If it were satire it'd be funny. I only watched because I had a free pass, I'd certainly not do it if I had to do over. What a crock! A conspiracy wackos bs. If it were satire it'd be funny. I only watched because I had a free pass, I'd certainly not do it if I had to do over. What a crock! A conspiracy wackos bs. If it were satire it'd be funny. I only watched because I had a free pass, I'd certainly not do it if I had to do over. What a crock! A conspiracy wackos bs. If it were satire it'd be funny. I only watched because I had a free pass, I'd certainly not do it if I had to do over. What a crock!
Meek's Cutoff (2010)
Certainly not a very entertaining western.
After seeing 6 critics rate it 100/100 I thought I was in for a big treat. But it was a very typical avg western at best, boring at worst. I can't say I was entertained. I love good slow burn westerns but this trek over dried mud entertained me about like dried mud. After seeing 6 critics rate it 100/100 I thought I was in for a big treat. But it was a very typical avg western at best, boring at worst. I can't say I was entertained. I love good slow burn westerns but this trek over dried mud entertained me about like dried mud. After seeing 6 critics rate it 100/100 I thought I was in for a big treat. But it was a very typical avg western at best, boring at worst. I can't say I was entertained. I love good slow burn westerns but this trek over dried mud entertained me about like dried mud.
Ticket to Paradise (2022)
Great for empty nesters.. and a riot
But if you've not had kids, skip it.. you won't like it. This is a movie for the late baby boomers. I mean are you kidding!!! Roberts and Clooney! The absolute two best actors of our generation. I loved it. Kids and unmarried... skip it so you don't ruin the rating! This is definitely a full 7 rating so I gave it an 8 to make up for the kids. And they both look great, and neither had alit if work either. Man, the lucky are lucky aren't they. Good looks can make the world so easy. That's America lol.
But if you've not had kids, skip it.. you won't like it. This is a movie for the late baby boomers. I mean are you kidding!!! Roberts and Clooney! The absolute two best actors of our generation. I loved it. Kids and unmarried... skip it so you don't ruin the rating!
The Pale Blue Eye (2022)
Bale is Great as usual
The real critics were a bit hard on this one. It's great acting and while horror may not be this directors accomplished art yet, it's so much better than most horror movies I watch. So I liked it alit. Great entertainment for even the most discerning viewer. But I don't read the reviews on here anymore, only the real critics. Why would I want to hear some uneducated schmuck or film school tell me what to watch when I've watched 1000s and 1000s of movies. You should skip them too, mine too if your reading this. The real critics were a bit hard on this one. It's great acting and while horror may not be this directors accomplished art yet, it's so much better than most horror movies I watch. So I liked it alit. Great entertainment for even the most discerning viewer. But I don't read the reviews on here anymore, only the real critics. Why would I want to hear some uneducated schmuck or film school tell me what to watch when I've watched 1000s and 1000s of movies. You should skip them too, mine too if your reading this.
Gangs of London (2020)
Good series
But if your hard of hearing, forget the captions. Half the time they're speaking Albanian and the captions are built in for that but Primes cc goes over top of it and instead of showing what it says it says 'speaking Albanian' with no caption for what's being said. Pathetic. If a captioned can't take the time to interpret the foreign language what good is it!!! But if your hard of hearing, forget the captions. Half the time they're speaking Albanian and the captions are built in for that but Primes cc goes over top of it and instead of showing what it says it says 'speaking Albanian' with no caption for what's being said. Pathetic. If a captioned can't take the time to interpret the foreign language what good is it!!!
Attica (2021)
History of the US is sure sad
So many idiots running our country for so long, it's truly remarkable we've made it thus far. The racism is so bad now, but I'd forgotten how bad it used to be. It makes me ashamed. And it lives at every level of our govt. And society. Very good documentary. It shows just how bad things were just a few decades ago. Though it does remind us that the Justice system is still broken and that prison reform still has a long long way to go. Compare the success of our system compared to Norways system. You should Google prisons in Norway, it will blow your mind how different their theories are on reforming criminals. We are still in the dark ages. Literally.
Oegye+in 1bu (2022)
Very underrated. You do not want to miss this movie
Very underrated, some may not understand it because it's got a lot going on but it's funny with great characters and acting. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Since there are 200 other reviews all trying to sound like professional critics, lmfao, I'll not repeat the plot etc as you only need to hear that once. Very underrated, some may not understand it because it's got a lot going on but it's funny with great characters and acting. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Since there are 200 other reviews all trying to sound like professional critics, lmfao, I'll not repeat the plot etc as you only need to hear that once.
Beast (2022)
Even critic summarys on your site aren't near 600 words.
Even critic summarys on your site aren't near 600 words. So I'm having a really hard time figuring out the logic of requiring laymen critics are supposed to write 600 words about a typical movie? Seriously? You guys are very strange. Just remove it. I'm not going to type nor read 600 word reviews. Who the has time to read several. I mean you wouldn't want to read just one review duh. Who came up with this idea.. fire them immediately and tell them they are likely the most incompetent person to ruin a perfectly good review site. Lol just blows my mind. BEASTS A ok B MOVIE. We forget that entertainment isn't always complicated. OR ORIGINAL. We watch sports over and over same thing every time yet we're still entertained. Lots of these 30 and under something's think if it doesn't have a $100MM budget with CGI and fantasy costumes that it's not a good movie lol as a result I add a point to each rating I see. I think TOMATOES SITE IS BETTER, I USED TO THINKVIT SUCKED BUT ALL I REALLY WANT BEFORE I SEE A MOVIE IS TO KNOW IF MORE PEOPKE LIKE A MOVIE THAN DONT. IF THATS THE CASE PRETTY GOOD CHANCE ITS AT LEAST WORTH A WATCH. After I READ ALL THE HORRIBLE REVIEWS LITERALLY ON EVERY SINGLE MOVIE ON HERE I USUALLY DECIDE SCREW IT IM NOT Wtching ANYTHING AND AS A RESULT I MISSED ALOT OF DECENT MOVIES. I'm GOUBG BACK AND AATCHING THEM BOW BASED ON TONATOES. NOW.. IF I WAS MAKING A big investment in something that's kind of thing I'd like to have TOO MUCH INFO ON.. BUT CERTAINLY NOT TO WATCH A DAMN MOVIE! Even critic summarys on your site aren't near 600 words. So I'm having a really hard time figuring out the logic of requiring laymen critics are supposed to write 600 words about a typical movie? Seriously? You guys are very strange. Just remove it. I'm not going to type nor read 600 word reviews. Who the has time to read several. I mean you wouldn't want to read just one review duh. Who came up with this idea.. fire them immediately and tell them they are likely the most incompetent person to ruin a perfectly good review site. Lol just blows my mind. BEASTS A GREAT B MOVIE. We forget that entertainment isn't always complicated. Even critic summarys on your site aren't near 600 words. So I'm having a really hard time figuring out the logic of requiring laymen critics are supposed to write 600 words about a typical movie? Seriously? You guys are very strange. Just remove it. I'm not going to type nor read 600 word reviews. Who the has time to read several. I mean you wouldn't want to read just one review duh. Who came up with this idea.. fire them immediately and tell them they are likely the most incompetent person to ruin a perfectly good review site. Lol just blows my mind. BEASTS A GREAT B MOVIE. We forget that entertainment isn't always complicated. Even critic summarys on your site aren't near 600 words. So I'm having a really hard time figuring out the logic of requiring laymen critics are supposed to write 600 words about a typical movie? Seriously? You guys are very strange. Just remove it. I'm not going to type nor read 600 word reviews. Who the has time to read several. I mean you wouldn't want to read just one review duh. Who came up with this idea.. fire them immediately and tell them they are likely the most incompetent person to ruin a perfectly good review site. Lol just blows my mind. BEASTS A GREAT B MOVIE. We forget that entertainment isn't always complicated.
Amsterdam (2022)
Much better than a 6 I'm done after 8 yrs
Much better than a 6 I'm done after 8 yrs. This place is so full of fools who don't know how to rate a movie if they had to. I'm done. Amsterdam's a good movie I'm glad I didn't miss it. I've nearly missed so many 'good' movies because of stupid reviews then I finally end up watching and I'm like wow this site is full of children. Much better than a 6 I'm done after 8 yrs. This place is so full of fools who don't know how to rate a movie if they had to. I'm done. Amsterdam's a good movie I'm glad I didn't miss it. I've nearly missed so many 'good' movies because of stupid reviews then I finally end up watching and I'm like wow this site is full of children. Much better than a 6 I'm done after 8 yrs. This place is so full of fools who don't know how to rate a movie if they had to. I'm done. Amsterdam's a good movie I'm glad I didn't miss it. I've nearly missed so many 'good' movies because of stupid reviews then I finally end up watching and I'm like wow this site is full of children.
Nothing Compares (2022)
Snead kicked ass
Siena's kicked A55 and the religious right at the time crucified her for simply doing what people do every day in this current environment. She scared the establishment both right and left and I think she is a legend because of the courage that little girl had. She's not a little girl anymore and she's still a bad ass. How timely to see the cuts showing the approval of abortion in CONSERVATIVE Ireland. Sinead was addressing the very issues 35 yrs ago and these issues that have now ruined our country because nobody believed how bad it could get from the right and just how much that my white counterparts are afraid of giving brown people a say in leadership. You still Rock Sinead!!!!!
Condor (2018)
What a great show
Great to see some oldie but great actors along with some promising new ones. Full of intrigue, suspense and intelligent writing. Unfortunately it makes you realize just what sick bastards work for us in the government, especially now that it's been filled with Trump fanatics. God help us.. that's a pun.. but let's hope smart good people continue to able to find their way into public service to fight the battle within. Great show and Epix just keeps hitting home runs!
Pennyworth (2019)
What a fantastic show!
Bits of Gotham, The Man in the High Council with together and with enough cheekiness to keep it fun. I've thoroughly enjoyed the first two seasons. You can't help but binge watch it. The acting really is first class.. Bannon and cast are all big stars in the making. I can't wait for season 3. Glad HBO PICKED IT UO.. this should have many great seasons ahead. Better out the kettle on as we wait for more!
The Gray Man (2022)
Strange and typical Netflix rushed movie
I love Gosling and hate Evans but this was true to his personality. Not Goslings best character. Why actors keep taking a payday at Netflix for flimsy flicks I dunno. Netflix spends money on stars but not on writing!. After 15 yrs I'm ready to cancel my scrip. It just keeps getting worse. Prime has them hands down. Netflix should use their cash to buyout Hulu and a couple streamers and change its mix because this isn't working. The least they could've done was kill Oages character.. this guy can't act lol what a joke.
Inferno (2016)
After second watch.. again I loved it
After second watch.. again I loved it. Why all the hate. It's an intelligent mystery full of intrigue and action. And you have to live looking at Felicity Jones.. Hanks does his usual great as well. If you've not seen it's certainly worth a watch.
Lewis (2006)
Oh wow, how great is this series!
I've been enamored with British mysteries since I was in college (eons ago) and of course I've seen Inspector Morse and then Endeavour. I didn't find these until later in life and was absolutely taken by them. Addicted is a better word. As I finished Endeavour (I've not seen series 8 yet) I was sad that I figured I'd never see a mystery series that good again. But found this spin off and after two seasons I have to say it's far better than those two. I love this show. It's the writing in this series and less the acting. The actings great but Endeavours characters were better but the mysteries and the plot are much better here. I can't say enough good things about the show except to say if you've not seen it and are a fan of these types of shows this one is a MUST WATCH! And the acting is too notch I just thought Endeavours young Morse was exceptional. Enjoy !! I think I'm going to have to get Britbix to continue watching all the great shows of the BBC etc. They just don't do it like this in the US, that's for sure. I wouldn't trade an episode of this for any US movie I've seen in the last 5 years!
The Outlaws (2021)
Like Fingernails on a Chalkboard
Don't get me wrong it's a decent show as long as you don't mind watching a bunch of bumbling idiots making all the wrong decisions but I suppose that's the purpose of the writing.. the problem is it's a serious show that's supposed to be funny(and rarely is) and you've got these goofballs who just screw each other over... over and over with hairbrained actions.. it's really frustrating. I guess if that's your thing then go for it but I found myself wishing constantly for different outcomes.. maybe just a good break once and a while but they never come.. till it's to late. It's entertaining and I didn't turn it off so I guess in this desert of horrible hollywood it's worth a watch if your like me and you've got to find something to watch?
Rubikon (2022)
Not bad
It's worth a watch. Some exciting moments. Nothing very new but in the desert of this years releases it's better than most. A tad underated. The Gavin character was infuriating...another selfish guy who guy who forced his will on his friends. Men don't understand the true meaning of a democracy. There's just to much testosterone in the world... and I'm a man. Arrogant guys screw everything up. It's another perfect example of what would happen in the event of a cataclysm.. the rich corporations and governments would decide who lives and dies. Just like they do now.
The Terminal List (2022)
Wow, this is very very good
I never give 8 or 9 reviews but this series is fantastic. We'll written, full of action and Pratt is showing his best ever stuff here. Kitsch and others are very good as well. It's the best series I've seen in a few years and I watch them all lol. You definitely do not want to miss this series!!
Buried in Barstow (2022)
I gave it a 7 because of Angie Harmon...
But the writing, plot etc was every bit an old fashioned TV movie just as you'd expect from Lifetime. The 10 rated reviews are obviously from those connected to the movie. 7 was a gift. It's worth a watch to see Angie bouncing around but don't expect anything new by any means.