Reviews

You think you can dig money out of copy-catting an all time masterpiece making use of a have-been great actor, apparently out of employment and evidently of practice too, assisted by a bunch of ridiculous amateurs calling themselves actors, a laughable script and a non-existing direction? No, you can't. This uneventful attempt at film-making is painfully embarrassing, from every possible point of view, from start to finish, from left to right, and yes, I am just slowly getting to the minimum character limit required because I have nothing more to say about this utter waste of time calling itself a film. Did I say the acting is terrible?

As boring and pointless as it can be. I keep wondering there are people willing to invest money in producing these crap films. I lost any wish to watch it about twenty minutes into it.

Unbelievably boring and pointless. Don't waste your time. Better watch paint drying om a wall, it's surely more entertaining and exiting. Story is nonexistent, acting is laughable.

Had I known that Monica Bellucci was in this film I'd never have watched it. She's a reason enough to give any film a 1 rating. I can't even understand how she can be considered an actress. She's the most talentless human being I've ever come across.

Story? There isn't any. At least any that makes any sense. Acting? There isn't any. Direction? There isn't any. Action? LOL! Amateurish, if I wanted to pay a compliment, but I don't feel like to, so: ridiculous. Waste of time? Plenty. Forget about watching this, you surely have better things to do.

She's hot. That's about it.

No plot, no story, no development, no acting, no directing, nothing worth mentioning, if not because, well, it's bad.

Just a bunch of trite clichés.

Couldn't make it to the end.

Good actresses do not make a decent film. This one is just a whole bunch of nonsense from beginning to end. Probably, as I couldn't actually make it to the end.

Main characters are so hateful you not only don't give a damn if something bad happens to them, you actually wish it. Hard. Direction inexistent, editing amateurish. Avoid it.

First half was good, so good I really thought I was watching a real film, but second half boring to the point of fast forwarding, just so that I can say I watched it.

So pretentious, and so utterly insignificant.

In the beginning it tricks you into believing you're watching something interesting, but it soon turns out you're not.

Avoid it.

After 15 minutes in it I realised I just had no reason to waste any further second of my precious time watching this utter nonsense.

Avpid it, avoid it, avoid it.

There are bad films, and there are pretentious films. This one does not belong to the former category.

I've made a point of always watching a film until the end, no matter how unbearably boring it is. This one was a challenge. This film redefines "boring" to a higher level, bringing that concept to a dimension unknown so far. I wish I had spent two hours watching the paint on the wall get dry instead.