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Land of the Lost (1974)
was I ever that young!
1974? That would make me... well young enough to enjoy this show, but old enough to realize it's Trekkie "space-time continuum" sub-plot. Ever notice on the opening credits that only the name "Wesley" is used for the lead role Will Marshall? Go to YouTube and see for yourself! Was this guy ashamed on being on a kids show and chose to hold back his last name in case he got a real job? The Love Boat and Fantasy Island are coming soon! I always wondered why they did not go to the sleestacks cave where they slept and cut a few heads off? C'mon! they knew where they lived, and they hibernating! Waste a few and leave a note telling them not to fu*k with the Marshall's!
100 Questions (2010)
Mommy, please make the pain go away!
Find a happy place...find a happy place... For heaven's sake will you please turn the damn laugh-track off!!! What the hell was that? What did NBC do to make the American public deserve this garbage? My ears are still bleeding almost 24 hours later! It was a Thursday night too, I was always ready to be entertained with their line-up. This was torture! Geneva Convention breaking torture! I didn't even watch "Friends" and I knew they were trying to rip them off! It wasn't even listed on the schedule, so when it started I thought maybe it was a skit-comedy show because of the overwhelming use of canned laughter. The girls are cute, but that can only take you so far. I noticed the IMDb has this show as "2009". I can only hope they bury this "thing" so deep in a salt-mine that it will never be seen again. Better yet the Marianas Trench, or a deep space probe will do. Just not on TV.
Starflight: The Plane That Couldn't Land (1983)
How Ironic!
It took me a few minutes into the movie to realize I had seen it before when I was in high-school. Even though it had Barney Miller and Lauren "whistle while you work because of the gap between your teeth" Hutton in it I watched it again anyway. They sure can get that space shuttle in and out of space quickly, cant' they? They must of had an Indy 500 crew working for them! Plus they can take off from L.A. too! what a deal! Now the ironic and sad part. At one point the crew of the plane asks the Columbia crew to take a peek and see if there was any damage to their aircraft. So the (the Starflight crew) knew they got hit, NASA knew they got hit, so isn't it great to have another set of eyes (the Columbia crew) to actually see the damage everyone assumed was there in the first place? So they can actually try to fix it, or figure out some other option to avoid a disaster. So why in the world didn't NASA have the REAL Columbia go to the International Space Station and have them see if they had a hole in their wing! The whole country saw the foam hit the wing. STUPID!!!
49th Parallel (1941)
a little too stereotypical
Another movie that makes German's look like either idiots or blood thirsty barbarians. You luckily sneak your U-boat across the Atlantic undetected, risking your life for the Fatherland, good job sailor. So why in the world, especially with visibility for miles and miles would you surface your U-boat in the middle of bay in broad daylight!!! Who's that stupid? The people who had to go ashore were already gone, so there was no reason to sit around anyway. Plus they made no effort at all to even submerge the damned thing. AHHHHH! The pilots were all right on target with there bombs too, you got to wonder how much practice did they have at that part of the war. Not a scratch on anyone when the seaplane crashed too. Missed the airbag deployment.
Solarbabies (1986)
What were they thinking?
How does someone actually sit down and write this? It was as going to be used as a torture device at Gitmo, but the CIA didn't want to violate the Geneva Convention on treatment of POW's. You would think Charles Durning would have enough sense to say "No thank you, I just ate". Why does every movie or TV show in the future have to involve a modern day sport getting screwed over? For goodness sake, find a freaking' football and toss it around. For a place with not a lot of water they sure make an effort to exert as much as possible. If I knew there was a lack of water, the most you would get out of me is scoring behind the building with a local girl.
12 Angry Men (1997)
Movie sucked
I'll give you two words why this movie sucked TONY DANZA!!!! Who told this idiot he was funny or could act? He's terrible! I almost had a stroke when he was considered replacing John Ritter on 8 Simple Rules. I watched "Man in the Moon" a couple of weeks ago. The movie about Andy Kaufman. Everybody BUT him showed up to do scenes that took place on the Taxi set. What? too busy or good to hang around the other cast members. If Marilu Henner has the time, you sure the hell do. As for his boxing career? I'd kick his little ass. And anyone who hang around Judith Light must suck. I think they had a competition on who could make the worst movies/shows. That's a big toss up.