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Python (2000)
soggy core of a wet dog turd
absolutely terrible the snake looks like the sorta thing you'd find in a Mario kart game the graphics are extremely outdated and come on a snake that barfs stomach acid on to things to melt them thats just stupid unless your with mates don't even bother watching it not much more i can say but the snakes attacks were pretty cool like slashing some chicks head off with its tail and the random sex scenes particularly the lesbian scene in the early part of the movie are pretty erotic still not worth it though only buy it if you get it for a dollar ninety five like i did but still the worst dollar ever spent i guess rent it if you feel that way but still if only IMDb had minus ratings this movie would take the cake
Kaijûtô no kessen: Gojira no musuko (1967)
worth every effort
probably one of the best of the showa era godzilla movies godzilla arrives on some island were these scientists have been conducting weather test & the bugs on the island have become humongous any way the giant mantis's named karmacuras break open an egg exposing minya the son of godzilla anyway so he gets the crud beaten out of him for a while till godzilla shows up and torches the bugs godzilla then gives the little guy a ride on his tail,minya loves kicking rocks around,playing jump rope with Godzilla's tail & following humans around,godzilla teach4s him to breath his trademark atomic breath & the Lil guy picks it up pretty quick & the ending scene just melts my heart godzilla despite all the gruff exterior actually does care about the Lil guy
The Eden Formula (2006)
pretty good actually
i was skeptical on watching this due to the crappy reviews but once you get over the bad special effects its actually quite a good movie but the title is terrible they should of stuck with the eden formula not tyrannosaurus wrecks because in all the t Rex doesn't wreck a whole lot at all it just eats loads of people, the whole i dea of a trex hating loud noises isn't actually that bad kinda a good story twist while the t Rex is obviously computer animated & looks about as scary as a sock puppet on crack its still worth watching so go ahead rent it & make up your own opinion not worth buying though but still if you find cheesy Dino movies cool a good movie
The Skateboard Kid II (1994)
pretty good
a fun movie great for the family but with some really rad skate scenes actually kinda exciting to watch so weird it was good the special effects were pretty shoddy but wat can u expect its a kids movie i actually was beginning to hate the main antagonist & was rooting for sammy you can tell that the vert scenes are obvously done by a more expirenced skater,any way give it a watch but id recommend renting it first that way you wont be wasting any money,still in my opinion it was agreat movie but this is coming from a kid the same age as the character reminds me of when i first went to a skate park a bad experience
Komodo vs. Cobra (2005)
good if u like crap movies
probably the worst creature feature ever,boa vs python was a million times better then this & that wasn't great either,bad acting,bad effects & guess what the DVD is one of those one with 3 hours of previews before the main menu.probably the least scary movie ever,no blood or violence,people are stupid and keep using pistols when they have no affect on these animals, the only cool part was the radioactive leeches that was pretty cool,i name of the island is just a rip off of Jurassic park boring tiring & not worth even looking at but i suppose the characters stupidity is pretty funny so it would make a good comedy film but definitely not a thriller
Beyond Loch Ness (2008)
so much for nessie being friendly
great movie,great effects but not much of a horror film more of a family film i guess still worth watching with a great climax nessie has a big remake in design not like you would picture it although it is called a "plesiosaur" it looks nothing like one more of a tiny legged brontrosaurus on steroids,the actors play a good partin making the movie what it is,but james murphy has to be the worst imitation of a cryptozoologist still once again definitely worth at least hiring.great for any fan of monster movies (me),with an excellent story line i also enjoyed the creatures "view" looks they just stuck the camera in water hahahaha,i give it six out of 10