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An American Carol (2008)
If people don't stop criticizing the US, terrorists will take over!!!
There. Now you don't have to watch An American Carol. The US is the greatest country in the world, patriotism is a good thing, and criticism of the US is abusing freedom of speech. In between these messages that the filmmakers seem so very intent on pounding us with, there are some "jokes" that i guess you might find mildly amusing if you're retarded.
An American Carol is a sad and boring political propaganda movie, extremely poorly disguised as a comedy. Near the end it shows us the future in which Islamic terrorists have taken over the world... and it's all Michael Moore's fault... because he never made any movies that showed the good things about the USA... And the sad thing is they really mean it.
Deep Impact (1998)
Utter Crap
Total utter crap! It isn't even unintentionally funny, like Independence Day. Only good thing is the special-effects in the end when the meteor strikes. Unfortunately that constitutes only about 3 minutes of the movie. The rest is just an seemingly endless stream of over-emotional "farewell, i love you"-scenes. One big tedious, cheesy soap opera about how heroic and unselfish (american) people are when facing certain annihilation. All accompanied by a never-ending symphonic orchestra. This is one of the most surprisingly crappy movies i have seen i my life. A good example on how you can't trust the ratings on this site.