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8/10
A disturbing "comedy"
12 October 2009
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In the tradition of "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" and "Shortbus," this film is about 3 heterosexual couples who get together for a partner-swapping evening, at the behest of Ted, a manipulative sociopath, played by the film's writer. Laura Silverman plays his wife, an obviously damaged woman whose dialog mostly consists of banalities. Gordon, a slightly charming alcoholic is played by Jordan Kessler, who also produced the film. He is initially partnered with Aimee-Lynn Chadwick's Rachel, the putative "hot chick" of the movie. Alan (Adam Busch) is the bespectacled intellectual paired up with Yasmine (Yasmine Jackson) despite the torch he carries for Rachel. The characters are by turns lovable & odious and things go desperately wrong when Ted pushes things too far.

Even though this film definitely has several laugh-out-loud moments, I don't think it is necessarily a comedy. The sexually explicit dialog highlights the misogyny, racism, homophobia, and anti-semitism that is pervasive in 30something white liberals of our day & age.

This a thought-provoking while not provocative film. The director treads the fine line between voyeurism & cinéma vérité very skillfully as he cuts away from certain characters at just the right moments, leaving us to wonder what happens while we aren't watching. I would definitely recommend this to anyone who likes a film that doesn't give easy answers.
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Masters of Horror: Jenifer (2005)
Season 1, Episode 4
3/10
Gratuitous Gore Fest
14 November 2007
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Steven Weber wrote & starred in this eppy of of MOH & if you ask me, he should have stuck to acting. Dario Argento's direction here seems to be focused on gross-out shock moments & not providing us with a coherent narrative. I read on IMDb that this is based on a horror comic from the 70s, and it shows. The story opens with 2 cops eating Chinese food in a car under a bridge. One (Weber) steps out to relieve himself & spots a man with a cleaver dragging a bound woman down by the water. Just as the man is about to chop this woman up, Weber calls out for him to stop. The man replies, "you don't know what she is" and is about to return to his task when Weber shoots him. Turns out this woman (the eponymous Jenifer) has a gorgeous body but a terribly deformed face & animalistic tendencies, and the system throws her into an asylum. Our "hero" feels bad for her so he takes her home. His wife & stepson leave him when they discover Jenifer eating the family cat in the bathroom. Jenifer goes on to dismember & eat at least 3 more ppl by the time this hour is over, yet no one asks any questions. It seems not to bother Weber's character that this ugly woman is a murderous cannibal, since she's got a "nice rack" & likes to have lots & lots of sex with him (she's always on top, naturally). The end of this story is (predictably) the same as the beginning. If all you want is a lot of gore without any redeeming features, this is for you. I'm not familiar with Dario Argento, but after this, I'm not impressed.
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Luster (2002)
Awful, Just Awful
10 July 2004
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***Warning Spoilers Ahead*** This movie just made me cringe, with its depiction of the "gay experience." I am not sure why this film got funding because the screenplay is a boring mess! All this SM nonsense feels very contrived & completely unnecessary, & the protagonist is the most pompous jerk I ever saw! His "closeted best friend's" death is completely stupid & pointless, I don't understand why anyone loves this smarmy punk, much less feels the need to kill himself over him. There is no point in the whole film where I like any of the characters, much less sympathize with them. This is the kind of movie that you rent so you can talk about how bad it was later.
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Fight Club (1999)
Awful, Just Awful
28 January 2003
Probably one of the most contrived things I've ever seen. Far too long, far too violent, and with a plot twist none of the poltroons who love this crud will see coming. Even the usually squeaky-clean Helena Bonham Carter looks horrid, hanging out with these dirty boys. Practically everyone I know loves this film, and all I can do is wonder why. I wanted to love this movie, but for the last 45 minutes or so, all I kept saying to myself was "Somebody please roll the credits!" By the time the film was over I didn't care how it ended, as long as it was over. I find it difficult to believe that this movie only got an R rating.
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Sick (1997)
1/10
The title says it all....
30 November 2002
What more can I add? Not for the faint of heart. I am glad I didn't actually spend money to rent this terrible thing. I am only sorry that I cannot get that hour and a half of my life BACK! Do not waste your time unless you enjoy being nauseated. Many people hail this terrible documentary, but I find it to be indulgent and depraved. To (mis)quote my idol, Mink Stole as Peggy Gravel in "Desperate Living," I have never found the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing!
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Carrie (2002 TV Movie)
8/10
Not as bad as thought it would be....
5 November 2002
Warning: Spoilers
Pretty much everyone knows the storyline, but for those who are sticklers about this sort of thing, ***SPOILERS*** I was all set to hate this new adaptation of my favorite Stephen King novel, but i have to say that I was actually very impressed with the new film. There is so much of the novel that Brian de Palma omits in his film that is covered in this new version, such as the hail of stones that happened when Carrie was a little girl, and the destructive walk Carrie takes through town, before stopping her mother's heart. In de Palma's film, Carrie telekinetically "crucifies" her mother (if you look at the crucifix in Carrie's closet, you will see that the Christ figure is in the same position that Piper Laurie is in at the end of the film), while the new film retains Carrie's stopping of her mother's heart. The only problem I have the new film is that in the novel, Carrie's mother delivers one final monologue prior to stabbing her daughter & having her heart stopped, then Carrie bleeds to death. In de Palma's film, Carrie's mother delivers (more-or-less) the same monologue, stabs her daughter & then is skewered by practically every knife in the kitchen.In this new version, the monologue is concpicuous in its absence, and Margaret White drowns Carrie in the bathtub. I wonder why the new director opted to eliminate this very important monologue. Did he feel Patricia Clarkson couldn't deliver it? But I digress. The new film ends with Sue Snell reviving Carrie & driving her to Florida. HUH? The new ending has obviously been tacked on to appease TV viewers. Though I personally think the world is a scarier place with Carrie in it, I don't feel it is appropriate to the story. And now a word about the acting: Good to Excellent, across the board. Kandyse McClure brings depth to Sue Snell, a character that was just too sweet to be true as portrayed by Amy Irving. This was a surprising piece of non-traditional casting. Rena Sofer played the Rita Desjardin that I read in the novel, not the "Miss Collins" that sweetness & light Betty Buckley portrayed. I loved it when Miss Desjardin cornered Tommy Ross at the Prom and told him to show Carrie nothing less than the time of her life, not to mention when she throws a bag full of tampons at those nasty girls in the locker room.

Emilie de Ravin's Chris Hargensen is even more venomous than Nancy Allen, yet somehow more human. She actually hesitates and has to be convinced to go through with her horrific joke. The actor who played Billy Nolan is not listed on IMDB (oddly, Jasmine Guy is credited as "Ruby Moore" and I never saw her once in the film), but he was truly chilling. John Travolta's Billy gives no hint of how evil the character is in the book. Tobias Mehler is much cuter than William Katt. That's about all I can say there. Patricia Clarkson's performance as Margaret White is quite good, although the character is written differently. Where Piper Laurie was positively fanatical, Clarkson seems almost nice in comparison. One thing de Palma kept from the novel that the new version omits is Margaret's tendency to scourge herself. Perhaps today's audiences wouldn't understand it, but I feel that sort of behavior is key to understanding Margaret. Angela Bettis is no Sissy Spacek, but today's Carrie is not yesterday's Carrie. Bettis' seizure-like "episodes" go a long way toward explaining why Carrie is (and always has been) an outcast. Bettis' shaking, her crossed eyes, etc. are a far cry from the wide-eyed Carrie that Spacek gave us.

Overall, I give this movie 8 out of 10.
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Amores Perros (2000)
1/10
Awful, Just Awful
25 September 2002
Before I saw this film, I thought of myself as a fan of Gael Garcia Bernal. Now I just don't know. I had seen Y Tu Mama Tambien a few days before & just adored Bernal. So I rented Amores Perros, and I was DEVASTATED! There was not a single character that I liked, and the whole movie upset my stomach. That it upset my stomach should say quite a bit, as I have watched "Last House on the Left" more times than I can count. The only redeeming feature of the film is its innovative storytelling. All the characters are doomed and unsympathetic. At no time did I truly understand the characters, nor did I want to. This has got to be the most joyless piece of cinema I have ever seen. In general I love foreign film, but not this tripe dressed up as art. I have read other's comments and find it shocking that this sort of ultraviolence and cruelty to animals is acceptable. I give it a 1 out of 10, only because of the narrative element I mentioned earlier.
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9/10
Not a good date movie...
25 September 2002
...and certainly not for the faint of heart! This is the most chilling film I have ever seen. The few comic moments provide an all too brief respite from the relentless terror of the film. I know lots of people seem to hate this film, and I can understand why. It is not easy to take. There are plenty of things wrong with the movie: the low budget, the subpar acting, bad editing, etc. But I still find it shocking and effective. When I was a teenager, the local video store carried the film, but it was located with all the other cheesy horror films, so i never rented it. Plus the fact that my mom watched the movies with me. I am glad I didn't see it until I was about 27 years old. I certainly couldn't have handled it when I was younger.
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S1m0ne (2002)
Charming, just charming....
24 August 2002
I knew nothing about this film before I saw it, and I found it to be a delightful surprise. Al Pacino is very comical in this movie that is a smart, 21st century look at Hollywood. The supporting cast is also wonderful: Winona Ryder turns in a fine performance as a "supermodel with a SAG card," and Jay Mohr's role as her male counterpart is equally superb. Certainly not something I would have picked to see, but I am glad I got taken to see it.
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Great Performances: Suddenly, Last Summer (1993)
Season 21, Episode 10
10/10
Why Can't I find this on DVD???
23 July 2002
"Suddenly, Last Summer" (1993 TV Version) I taped this version way back in 1993 & it is supremely faithful to the text (unlike the original version with Elizabeth Taylor). Maggie Smith is reserved where Katherine Hepburn is effusive. Similarly, Rob Lowe smoulders where Montgomery Clift languished. Natsha Richardson is not Elizabeth Taylor, but the Catherine of the original text is not the Catherine in the original film. The character is not seen until almost halfway through the play; the impact of her story is heightened that much more by her late appearance. Gone are the flashback location shots (mercifully), Natasha Richardson's delivery of her final monologue doesn't need flashbacks, one is able to visualize what she describes perfectly. This is truly superior to the original version.
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