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House of the Dragon (2022)
Pathetic 🤣
I save you some time. You don't need to read long reviews about how bad casting and acting are. Or long sentences about the non existing plot. After ep5. I summerise this show with just one word:
PATHETIC!
It seems like reviews cannot be short now as imdb requires me to write min 600 character thus taking the chance away from me to humiliate this creation with a short review. Anyway. Those of you who agrees with me knows that the real review ends at the world in capitals. And any more charaters put in for this shows is as wasted as any dollar cents spent on it. I am laughing now that i still have to type in order to reach minimum lenght. Is this how this over hyped show being protected from negative comments...?
All the Old Knives (2022)
Blabla bla social drama...
... bla bla more social drama. 5 minutes combined action and suspension, 95 minutes jumping in the time back and forth, and social drama and talking and more talking. For god sake what isbwrong with this world?? What os wrong with film makers?
The Northman (2022)
Pathetic at best
What an unnecessary movie this is. Yes it is violent yes it is bloody yes it is dark. But what for????? It delivers nothing. Either the director or the screenwriter must have been on drugs when they have created this or they've just thought we, the viewers are simply joining the party? There is no excuse nor explanation for this 'thing'. Where are all the real directors have gone? Where are all the real movies? Is this the same Hollywood that once produced Godfather or Gone with the wind? Pfff. I will not be part of this new 'vision'!
The Silent Sea (2021)
Low quality and boring
I had great expectations for this. I coildn't have disappointed more. Absolute boring conversations. The characters are all the same without any purpise they just go where tge script takes them do what they have to do. After the first episode i felt like i don't even care if they all just die and the show ends. In the second episode the creators tried to draw some tension some mistique, horror kind of feeling but it was just boring. The set decoration is simple nothing extra. The anoying empty useless conversations the lack of interest in the fate of the characters kills the show. Avoid.
Arcane: League of Legends (2021)
Fantastic animation paired with boredom
The animation, the desig the world is beautiful. The best I have seen for a very long time.
However the characters are very simple sometimes just stupid and the story (if there was any) is slow and boring. After 3 episodes i don't want to see more. This was a wasted opportunity.
The Green Knight (2021)
Zero zero zero
I wish if i could give zero to this piece of garbage. 1 star is just an overrated number!!
This is an absolute waste of everything. My time, the actors, money, the staff, whoever was involved in this no matter how tiny amount should have done anything else in life!
The utter disappointment of cinematography.
What the hell is wrong with the world nowadays that things like this can be born in directors/wtiters/producers mind???
The Wilds (2020)
Boredom
Instead of an exciting people crashed and must survive on an island adventure that I was expecting, this turned out to be a drama for teenage girls about teenage girls. But even for that, it is worthless...
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
I'll be very short...
...not worth even the time I've spent writing this review. These are not movies any more. These are creations of big bangs, vivid colour flashes, slow motion and some familiar faces in random order without any purpose.
Marvel=DC=0.
The Young Lions (1958)
What a disappointment...
This isn't the story of Irwin Shaw. This is a cheap and very badly executed Hollywood cliche. They have changed several key points of the story but mostly the end. I wanted to finish the book first (650 pages) and then watch the movie as I was curious, how could they have adapted this very complex story to motion picture. Well...my 3 stars tells everything I guess...
Funny Girl (1968)
Funny how? Funny like a clown...?
Zero story too much singing. Barbara Streisand's voice and "acting" are both irritating. Cliche after cliche. Is this supposed to be a love story or a drama or what? Omar Shariff is unbeliavably young and very elegant. He plays Streisand off of the screen at any minute of this movie. Why is this famous? Don't know. Maybe they knew it in 1968 but it has been lost by 2021. There are many movies that were made around those times and you still watch them with open mouth. Well, this is not one of those movies. This one is something you want to fast forward after 15-20 minutes and you better do as it is 2.5 hours long...
Fantasia (1940)
Boring. Very, boring
If I wanted to listen to a symphonic orcestra I would have went to a concert hall. But I didn't. In the walt disney cartoons i always hated the most the singing and dancing parts. Now this is 2 hours of it but without the cartoon itself. Who the hell rated this into the top250??????
The Quiet Man (1952)
Pure boredom
I think John Wayne should have stayed with the western genre. This doesn't fit him. He is not a good actor, he only has got just one side, one face, etc. That's why he could be great in western. They don't need much there, just looking into the camera long enough without a blink and one is hired. But even if there had been someone else in the lead role this story still would have been absolutely boring.
Dip huet seung hung (1989)
Pathetic
This single word is more than enough to describe it.
United 93 (2006)
Average at best
I do not understand the 10 givers. For what? Thes story was given, nothing new out of the box. Average noname actors giving no extraordinay performance, an ok directing at best, the military command center scene was even ridiculous and confusing sometimes. If it wasn't for 911 and the american viewers this movie would have never passed a strong 5. You can watch it once. If you really have nothing else to do on a boring rainy afternoon...but being on the top250 list for 2006? Nah, nonsense!
Idi i smotri (1985)
No master piece but a master crap
A typical soviet propaganda film of the worse kind. They have created many like this. The only difference that in this movie they simply went further and more brutal. The soviet hordes rapped all europe and kept easter europe occupied for 50 years making even more terrible things. This movie is heavily one sided hence my warning, propaganda and not art!
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
Sick and disgusting
Depp is a terrible actor. I don't think he is acting btw he is simply this.
The movie if one can call this waste a movie is absolutely shallow disgusting and meaningless. To be a horror it is just too ridiculous, for a drama the story is weak and to be a dark humor...where was the humor? I never wanted to watch this movie yet I did it now, after 14 years of its release (fast forwarding most of the time) only to get the top250 badge for 2007. It is a shame that this 'thing' can be on any list besides the one called 'BEWARE! NEVER WATCH IT!'
The Midnight Sky (2020)
The hell was this about??
The ultimate boredom. George Clooney's beard was acting better than Clooney himself. CGI is fantastic and that is all the good part.. You have to see it in 4K. But why bother seeing it at all...? Clooney shouldn't direct. He can't.
The Grand Tour: The Grand Tour Presents: A Massive Hunt (2020)
Waiting one year for this disappointment
Thisbwas bellow average. I don't know if this isbdue to the covid situation, bad editing or bad script but this is just not the show that has pulled me in 4 years ago. I want the tent back. I want conversation street back. I want the audience back. But I DO NOT want the american back! This new format is a no go for me!
Away (2020)
Boring PC drama set in space
Women - check
Kids - check
Black guy - check
Lesbians - check
Asian - check
Disabled person - check
Russian - check ( is this new in PC??)
...and the list goes on indefinitely. These politicaly correct series/movies are quiet boring. The makers only care about the number of checks nothing about the plot. This is not a sci fi either. Space is just a stage. This is a high school drama with 'astronauts' who wouldn't even pass a driving licence test not getting into Nasa. Ridiculous!!!
2067 (2020)
Don't!!
Do not even consider watching it. The money, they have spent on this 'movie' could have been just thrown out of the window... absolute rubbish.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
The ultimate rubbish
This is a huge disappoinment. The first part was funny and fresh, while this is just disgusting. Turned it off after 33 minutes. Also the film is so dark you can't see much most of the time. This sequel is a disgrace! Do not waste your time on it.
The Last Thing He Wanted (2020)
Netflix cannot stop delivering failure after failure
The cast was promising. The first 5 minutes of tension as well. Then...what the hell? What was this movie all about? I love Anne Hateway but this was a bad decision from her to accept this role. Maybe she didn't read the script before she has signed the contract or the money was too big to say no, who knows. I wonder why almost all movies made in the last couple of years are crap boring low quality material? If i go back and see a list of films in any year of the 80's i can count more excelent movies in a single year then in the last 15 years together. Hollywood writers are more stupid now or they want us to be this low?
Netflix. Your name is equal now to very low rated boring movies.
Avenue 5 (2020)
A horrible insult towards...civilisation
Omg why???? Hugh Laurie is a big favourite of mine since the ages of Black Adder which supposed to be the second best british comedy ever made. The first is Fawlty towers. I had high expectations when the promotion started i thought this would be a Fawlty towers in space. I couldn't have been more wrong. I don't even know what this is. I know what it isn't. It isn't funny!! This is not enertainment this is an insult against us viewers and even against the actors. The script writers are 10 times worse than the losers who ruined the last episodes of Game of Thrones and I didn't even care about GoT.
Bombshell (2019)
Badly constructed story line
If you want the Roger Ailes story better watch The Loudest Voice with Russel Crowe.
This is another typical movie that only americans may understend. Maybe even they won't. I have seen the series first so more or less I was able to follow the story but only because of that previous knowledge. The characters don't live. The story is rushed. There are wayctoo many characters to follow. And most of the time i could not tell which one is Charlize Theron and which is Nicole Kidman. Awefull masks wasxthis a digital effect?
Margot Robbie. Hmm she is beautifull like always but her sexual harrasement 'scene' is just pathetic. Pull up your skirt. Yeah great. I think she deserves her own 'Basic Instinct' movie now with some real sexy scenes.
Overall this movie does not portray the man who made Fox News from scratch neither the women who suffered under his reign. This movie is just no good.
James May: Our Man in... (2020)
Japan is beautiful, James May is boring
I don't know where this show fails but it does. Maybe May is boring without the other two maybe he just did not fit Japan. I was expecting something nice, funny, adventureous like Seamen but this is a very different show. Very slow. It is basically a travelling documentary about japan and sorry but National Geographic or Discovery or even Travel Channel is much better than this. It worth a below average 4 for me. James May has failed to deliver this time, the 4 all goes for Japan and the camera crew.