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Venomous (2001)
.... If you lived in a hole
This is one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen. It is completley unbelievable, the actors are terrible, and the plot is dumb. Not to mention horribly written.
On to the good stuff: Rattlesnakes, mutant or not, DO NOT STRIKE OR SEEK OUT HUMAN PREY. Ever. Nor can they kill you with a bite to the ankle. Also they do not rattle non-stop. That is a defensive mechinism. On the box there is a boa constrictor, and there were no boa constrictors in the entire movie. I find that very misleading. There were, however, corn snakes and vipers within the movie that are A) Not poisonous and B) not a rattlesnake!
This movie was a lot more fun to comment on, then to watch. I wasted $3.25 I will never get back, and two hours of my precious years I have eternally lost.
Anaconda (1997)
Dumb. :)
Anacondas never grow that large. Ever. Not in a million years. Anacondas do not eat humans, nor spit them out and eat them again. I don't know where anyone got that idea, but it too was stupid.
It was badly done, the animation for the anaconda was terrible, and again, no one can act.