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The Passion of the Christ (2004)
come on, its the 21st century...
why on earth do we need a movie based on a book written just under two thousand years ago. I have read the bible from cover to cover and it is a book of pure fantasy...a book that is written in a simplistic fashion that one can read an infinite amount of stuff between the lines. I have no belief in the christian god or any god for that matter so why do we need a movie like this im truly disgusted that there was a movie made about jesus...the same way i would be disgusted if there was a movie made about the Islam or any other religion . Its is truly mind-blowing to think that in this day and age we need to bring people closer together not carry on with this anti-semitic filth that is some pet project from some moron like mel gibson. This movie should not have a release at the cinemas it should be straight onto video...its propaganda for the church to justify all the horrible in-human things that they do in the name of one Jesus Christ and his following.
Critters 4 (1992)
it cant be that bad...oh wait..it is
this has to be one of the worst excuses for a film i have ever seen...who in the name of all things gave the writers of this film the money to make it...its like watching the sets off Red Dwarf...but cheaper...this is an unbelivable, terrible,rubbish movie...after sitting down and watching it i felt as if an hour and a half was stolen from me...not stolen...torn from me with a pair of tweezers...do not watch this movie...its bad...
Scum (1979)
possibly the funniest film ever
i along with my friends have seen this movie at least a 100 times and because of the absurd nature of the film it is hilarious. It is so quotable...every line is funny the acting shoddy...its hilarious. The funniest line in it is...Mecca Archer. Classic.it doesnt pack a punch...it shows how a system is so bad its a joke...even when davies gets raped at the end its done in such an amatuer dramatic way that its funny. 10 out of 10...the funniest film ever.
Mannequin (1987)
great truly great
what can i say about this great movie...it is no way in league of donnie darko, say anything or any other great romantic 80's comedy. To me the movie is stunning, it is from a time that film makers now have forgotten...its a simple romantic film with no product placement and no tat like you see nowadays. This movie is about a guy who has absoulty nothing in the world a falls in love with a girl that only he can see the true beauty of..and he has to prove his love for her to make other people see her for who she really is...and the plot that this girl has travelled through the ages trying to find her soul mate is a bit corny but then again it is so sweet that she chooses a window dresser. To me this is up there near the top...forget about the fact that its not a masterpiece because then you put it out of context...remember that is a simple 80's film the likes of we shall never have the pleasure of seeing again. Superb
The Wizard (1989)
Awesome
this film is an awesome slice of late 80's pop culture, with the intent on corrupting the minds of the kids who begged their parents to rent this video from the store. It has that amazing nintendo product placement everywhere, one could say that this movie is an advert and for a trained eye spot all the Vision Skateboard products. Its not a bad movie and its no master-piece, we should look at this for all that it shows, a piece of history that when i watch it gives me memories of me and my older brother playing nintendo for hours on end. This movie is a road-movie for kids, its corny, its dated, but its great to watch. Seen as you dont get these sort of movies for kids anymore, movies about being young, being free, never wanting to grow old and that everlasting summer vacation. All kids movies are about now is looking good, wearing make-up and acting like an adult. This is an awesome film.
Vice Versa (1988)
what the...
this film, what can you possibly say that leaves it in a positive light. NOTHING. This movie is rubbish, Reinholds acting when he plays his son is terrible, all he does is pull these stupid facial expressions and talk in a weird tone. I do like some terrible films, even other films with Savage in them ones like Little monsters and the Wizard, but thius is a pain to watch, its not funny there are so many errors, take the scene where Reinhold has to go see his kids teacher, try and count how many times the boom comes into shot...its terrible