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JFK (1991)
A historical conspiracy theorist makes the greatest mystery film of all time
This is my first review in over a year, so I might not be all that good on reviewing this. But anyway, here I go. I absolutely love this movie, and for so many reasons too. When you've got Oliver Stone directing and Kevin Costner playing the lead role back in the early 90s at least before their careers were almost over, you can't go wrong. J.F.K. completely cover the whole J.F.K. assassination and conspiracy cover-up, which was all based on a true story. Kevin Costner couldn't have done a better role as Jim Garrison. This movie brought a whole new meaning to the mystery genre. It proved that, not only does it not have to be solved or have a happy ending, but that stories amazing as this one can be based on a true story and have proof that it all happened. Jim Garrison proved, in this movie and in real life, that there was a huge scandal/conspiracy cover-up behind this action that shocked our country. I believe it to be 100% true, too. There is so much evidence supporting these conspiracy theories, which prove it to be true. Well, I'm sorry if that review wasn't all that good. I'm only 15. And that's it for now. Until next time, rock and roll, and enjoy the good movies out there while they still last.
Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb (2003)
One of the best video games I have ever played
This game is just simply amazing. It is one of the best video games I have ever played. It was the second game I got for my PS2 when it came out in 2001. I have to admit that the graphics are pretty bad, but the rest of the game makes up for it. It is one of the longest games have ever played. It has about 60 levels. That is one long game. It is just so fun to play. The game is full of action, a really good story for video games, and is just so fun. From beginning to end, you become more interested in the game and you just want to finish it to see how it ends. If you loved, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and The Last Crusade, you will not be disappointed. I think that this is the second best video game I have ever played next to Mercenaries. This was a great game. I loved it. 10/10.
Transformers (2007)
Transformed me by surprise
This was a hell of a lot better than I thought it would be. The first trailer for it came out last July, a year before the movie premiered. You really had no idea what it would be about. I am only 14, so I did not grow up in the 80s. At the time I did not want to see it. A couple of months later, in November I saw a trailer for it. That showed me that it was action packed and looked like it was very intense. In May, I went to see Pirates 3.(Which was great by the way) Anyway, the trailer explained the whole ordeal. Lots of action, great special effects, and of course, Shia Laboef. He makes the world go round. After I saw that trailer, I knew immediately that I wanted to see this movie the day it came out. I saw it one July third. I was caught completely by surprise. I did not expect it to be as good as it was. I was Transformed.
I was in awe at the end of the movie. It was so surprisingly good. I thought would just give it a seven, an eight at the most. But this clearly would get higher than that. Let me just say all the good things right now. The action was practically non-stop. It was one of the most entertaining movies I have seen in a long time. There was action from beginning to end. The special effects were the best ever. Literally. The transformations were the most realistic high quality visuals ever shot. The next great thing was Shia Labeof. He made this movie. He is a great actor. There was also great acting by Tyrese Gibson and Josh Duhamel. It also had a great supporting cast of Jon Voight, Anthony Anderson, and others. I loved this movie. Another thing that caught me by surprise was the comedy. It was incredibly funny throughout. That was very surprising. Almost everything about it was good even the story and script. Now, for the bads.
There were very few bads, but they were some major details. The main actress just can't act. Also, the dialog for her was pretty bad. But I think that's about it. Michael did a great job directing this movie. This has been his best movie ever. I used to think that my favorite movie by him was The Rock. It's not anymore. Now, it's Transformers.
This was a great movie. I think that it is the best Sci-Fi movie ever. I think that it's better than Star War, The Matrix, and Terminator 2 combined. This is a lot like Independence day. Its a saga of people all over the US and they have to unite to beat the things from outer space. The movie was actually even dramatic in parts. Its kind of like the rock. How its really funny, but also turns out to be really dramatic towards the end. I loved this movie. I think that it is the best sci-fi movie of all time, one of the best action movies of all time, and quite possibly, one of the greatest movies of all time. Maybe not but I think it is because I loved it so much. I loved this movie and that's all I can say. I have been transformed because it caught me completely by surprise. I have been Transformed. 10/10.
Independence Day (1996)
Incredibly underrated!
This movie is one of the most underrated movies of all time. It has great special effects and a really good story for sci-fi/action. The script is also good for its genre. I think that the speech given by Bill Pullmam's character is the best speech ever given in a movie. I think that it is very dramatic. The movie is dramatic and is also funny. I just love this movie. I can never hate this movie. I don't know why. This movie an all star cast and it became one of the biggest blockbusters in years and one of the highest grossing movies of all time. I don't see how people can just give it such a low rating. 6.2? You have got to be kidding me! I love this movie and I always will. It is very underrated and it definitely deserves to have a higher rating and more credit than it has right now. I love this movie. 10/10.
The Simpsons (1989)
The best animated show ever. Period.
"The Simpsons" is a great show, but not just for comedy, I mean, sure, it's funny, but also because it is so good over all. I love this show. I always have and I always will. It is very funny. The jokes in this show will remain in my memory forever. I don't see how a person could hate this show. Hey, for all the people out there that hate this show, I have one question. Why has it been on TV for 18 seasons? Try and answer that. "The Simpsons" is the longest running actual TV show of all time. I love this show. This is a great show. It is easily the best TV show of all time and it might even be the greatest show of all time. I think that it is second funniest next to "Family Guy". "The Simpsons" is a great show that has lasted longer than any other TV show and I hope it will last a lot longer. I love this show. I can't wait for "The Simpson's Movie"! I love this show. 10/10.
I, Robot (2004)
A pretty good action/sci-fi
This is a pretty good action movie and a great movie over all. The story is really good. The special effects are all very good, considering the fact that about half the movie is completely animated. I love it. The acting is also really good with great performances by Will Smith, some woman that nobody knows, and Shia Labeouf. I love that kid. He had a very funny character in this movie. I think that people should like this movie. I really like it. We don't know if the future will be like this in the future. This is a great movie that is full of action. I love it. I think that this is one of my 10 favorite sci-fi movies of all time. I like this movie. 9/10.
Happy Gilmore (1996)
My favorite Adam Sanlder movie ever!
This movie is hilarious! It is just so funny. It is full of non-stop laughs for me, because I love this kind of comedy. I love this movie. It is one of my ten favorite comedies of all time. It is also my favorite Adam Sandler movie. I just love it. It is very, very funny for me. It could be funny for you if you like this kind of comedy. This movie has tons of very memorable quotes that are very funny. So, all in all, in the end, I love this movie and I always will. I love it. 10/10. I have to do ten lines, so, this is a good movie. This is a good movie. This is a good movie. This good movie. This is a good movie. This is a good movie. This is a good movie. This is a good movie.
Halloween (1978)
The best slasher of all time!
This movie is one of the five best horror movies of all time next to Physcho, Alien, Aliens, A Nightmare On Elm Street, and The Shining. Halloween is an excellent horror movie that has scared me more than any other horror movie. I'm serious! I just love this movie. This is the original slasher! This is easily the best slasher of all time. This is the perfect horror movie to watch with your friends with all the lights off. This is the perfect horror movie. Period. It is just so good and scary. Michael Myers is the perfect horror movie killer. The story is really good and the acting is really good for a independent movie. I love this movie. 10/10.
The Great Escape (1963)
One of the greatest war movies of all time
This movie is fantastic. I love it. I just love it. It is an amazing movie. It has a great cast, really good acting, and a good story for the fact that it was all based on a true story. This movie is even funny and sad in parts. I think that it is also a really smart movie because of the way that they do all these things just to escape. I don't want to tell you too much because that might ruin it for you. I love this movie. I think that this is one of the ten greatest war movies ever made. I think that it is also my second favorite war movies ever next to Saving Private Ryan. I think that (In no specific order) the ten greatest war movies of all time are: Saving Private Ryan, The Great Escape, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, The Deer Hunter, Apocalypse now, The Bridge On The River Kwai, Schindler's list, CasaBlanca, and Glory. I love this movie. 10/10.
GoldenEye (1995)
One of my five favorite Bonds
This is an excellent Bond with lots of action, a good story, and a great cast. I really like it. The story is really good and it's original. That's why I like it so much. There is also a lot of action throughout the whole movie. And when I say that, I mean from start to finish. I think that this is my five favorite Bonds of all time (As of 2007). I think that my five favorite Bonds of all time, in order, are "Casino Royale", "From Russia With Love", "Goldfinger", "Goldeneye", and then "A View To A Kill". Those are my five favorite Bonds of all time. (The reason I put a view to a kill is because it takes place in San Francisco and I live in San Francisco) Anyway, one of the main reasons why I like this particular Bond so much is the fact that I think that Famke Janssen is the hottest Bond girl to date, even though she's the bad guy and not the main Bond Girl. I mean, she is hot! I love this movie for that. She is so sexy and she kills people by seducing them and having sex with them and strangling them with her legs. I would like some of that action, if you know what I mean. She is just so hot. I really this movie. 8/10.
Good Burger (1997)
I used to love this movie as a kid and I still do!
I love this movie! I can never hate it or not laugh at it no matter how many times I watch it. I just love it. I think it is just hilarious. I have nothing negative to say. I don't see how somebody can just hate this movie. I think that it is so funny because it was made people at a a young age who watched the original sketches on the original "All That".I first saw when I was four, I think, and I loved it. Today, I am 13 and I still love it. I think that I will love it for the rest of my life. I think that Kenan and Kel are one of the greatest comedy teams of all time. I just love this movie. So, in the end, I think you know what my rating is. 10/10.
Glory (1989)
An amazing movie
This movie is amazing. It is very, very, very good. It is great. I love this movie. I think that it is sad. Especially how it ends. That is very sad. I don't want to tell you anything to ruin it for you. I just love this movie. It is so good. It is very well made. The story is amazing since it was all based on a true story. Matthew Broderick does a really good performance as Colonel Robert Gould Shaw. Denzel Washinton also does really good. There is a great supporting cast including Morgan Freeman, Carry Elwes, and Andre Braugher. "Glory" is a great movie. Everybody in the United States should see this movie because it is such a great historical story about the United States Civil War. I love this movie. 10/10.
Frequency (2000)
surprisingly good
I borrowed this movie from my brother a couple of months ago. I did not know what to expect. I looked it up on IMDb and it had a pretty good rating. I did not remember it being in theaters, so I just watched it. I immediately loved. The story is just amazing. It is very original for most of the movie. I think that is even sad in parts. It is a very good movie. The story can be confusing, but I understood it. It really surprised me that it was this good. I just did not expect it to be this good. I loved it. I think that it was one of the ten best of 2000. The acting is good. I give that a 7.5. I give the story a 10. I give the script a 10. I give everything else an 8. This was a really good movie. 8/10.
Ghost Rider (2007)
Definitely underrated!
This movie is incredibly underrated! I can't believe the rating that it is has. 5.5? What the hell is up with that? I loved this movie. I think that the only bad thing about this movie was the acting for the last 10 minutes. But other than that, it was a great movie. There were great special effects, a really good story, and enough action to keep me entertained. I love this movie. I think that it is one of my five all-time favorite comic book movies of all time. In order, it is Batman Begins, X-men 3, Ghost Rider, Spider-man 2, and then Spider-man. Those are my five favorite comic book movies ever made. I give special effects a 10, acting a 9, action 10, and story/script 10. All in all, I loved this movie. One of my five favorite so far this year next to 300, Disturbia, Pirates 3, then Ghost Rider, and then Blades of Glory. I love this movie and I think that it is incredibly underrated and that all the critics are wrong. 10/10.
Forrest Gump (1994)
One of the greatest movies ever made
This contains spoilers. This movie is fantastic. It is excellent. It is great. Only one word can describe this movie. Perfect. This is a perfect movie that was a landmark film. This is a great movie. It is incredibly well made with a great story and script. Tom Hank's performance is just amazing. He does an amazing job. It is easily the best performance of the 90's. It is also the best performance as a mentally retarded person. It is just amazing. I love this movie. I think that the greatest part about this movie is the fact that it teaches you a lesson. It teaches you that you don't have to be a smart person to do incredible things. That is why I love this movie. It's amazing. I mean, he has leg braces, which he breaks off when he tries to run, he becomes a college football all-star, he becomes a Vietnam veteran who wins the congressional medal of honor. That is just amazing. I don't want to tell you anything else if I haven't already ruined it for you. It is is just amazing. I can understand why people hate this movie. I am not like them. I love this movie. *Spoilers* What I also find to amazing is the fact that he only has four friends throughout the movie. Three of which die and the other loses both of his legs. His mother dies of cancer, Bubba gets killed in combat in Vietnam, Jenny has AIDs, and Leuitanit Dan loses his legs in Vietnam. That is amazing. I love this movie. This is one of my ten favorite of all time. I think that it is one of the ten best of the nineties, and is easily one of the best 30 over all ever made. I think that it is underrated, even though it is at number 80 something. This is a great movie. 10/10.
The Forgotten (2004)
Absolutely horrible!
This might contain spoilers. Beware. This movie is awful! I hated it. You will realize that there is no redeeming feature after seeing this movie. There is barely ever a good moment in the movie except for when it ends. The story, acting, and dialog are all incredibly bad. It was just so bad. I was so bored. I just wanted it to end. I remember that there was me, my girlfriend, and two of my friends when I went to this movie. There were like 5 other people in the theater. That is a sign. This came out in the fall of 2004. That was a season for good movies that were blockbusters. This was not a blockbuster or a good movie. We were going to lots of movies since we just got out of high school and were going to college in San Francisco. I'm sorry that I put that in, but I had to do ten lines. This was a bad movie. The worst thing about this movie, I thought, was the ending. *Spoilers* I have to say this. You can't always have a happy ending. It was so predictable. If you haven't seen this movie, then don't read the next sentence. You can't just have a her son survive at the end. You just can't! This movie was horrible! Predictable and stupid. One of my three least favorite movies of all time. 1/10.
First Blood (1982)
The best dramatic-action-thriller of all time!
This movie is one of the best action/drama's ever made. The story is actually quite good if you like these kinds of movies. I think that it is realistic because of that. First Blood is full of action, drama, and lots of thrills. I think that Sylvester Stalone gives his best performance ever in this. This was a very good movie. The action is really good. The story and script are also really good. This movie is one of my 50 all time favorite movies. It is also one of my top ten favorite of all time in the action/drama genre. So, in the end, I liked this movie. You might not. I loved this movie and I hope that you like it as much as me. So, in the end, I loved it. 10/10.
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Family Guy fans will not be let down!
This movie was hilarious! It think that it is almost as funny as the show. Like the show, it is just full of non-stop laughs. It also spoofs a lot of things. It still has the same kind of comedy like the flashback stuff. I don't know what that is called. It is just so funny. I don't think that there was anything that was really bad about this movie. I wish that it wasn't a straight to video movie. I wish that it went into theaters. This was a funny movie. I think that it is the best movie ever that was a straight to video movie. Family Guy fans will not be disappointed. They will be pleased. This was a pretty funny movie. I liked it. I loved it. 10/10.
Falling Down (1993)
A realistic look at the problems of modern society.
This might contain spoilers. I find this movie to be very realistic. This could happen to anyone. "Falling Down" is about how, on a very hot day in LA, an average person just decides that its just too much and thats the last straw. Then he goes on a rampage of madness by doing things such as destroying a grocery store, holding up a fast food restaurant, killing a Nazi, and others. It has a really good story. It also has a good script. It has good performances by Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall. The story is good because it follows the investigation of Robert Duvall trying to find out what happened to this grocery store and three gangsters getting killed, I will not tell you how, but is connected to Michael Douglas. What is also good about the story is how it is Robert Duvall's last day, and what he has to do, and especially how it ends. This was a good movie. I loved it. 8/10.
Epic Movie (2007)
Hey, at least it was better than Date Movie.
This movie was not that bad. There is no way that this was worse than Date Movie. This is at a 2.4 while Date Movie is a 2.9 or something like that. It should not be like that. This movie was actually pretty funny in parts. Date movie was not. I don't see why people think that this is worse than Date Movie. This movie was a very funny spoof that made fun of very many movies. I do not think that this movie deserves a ten like I gave it, but I gave it a ten so the rating would go up, but it doesn't look like its working. This movie is bad, but not that bad. It does not deserve the credit it got. So, in the end, I give this movie a ten. I think that it should really be a 7, but I gave it a ten. This was a funny movie. 10/10.
Encino Man (1992)
My favorite childhood comedy
This movie is one of my all time favorite comedies and is one of my favorite movies over all of all time. This movie might be hilarious for you, or it could absolutely horrible. What I mean is that some people might like this and some people might not. I just happen to be somebody that loves it. I can understand why people do not like this movie. They probably don't like it because of the story and the acting and the script and the fact that it just isn't realistic. But people like me love this movie because its funny and we think that it could be a believable story. I loved this movie when I was 4 when I first saw it and I am 13 today, and I still love it. I think that it is hilarious. I think that Pauly Shore was funny in this. This isn't like one of his bad movies that he makes all the time. This movie is funny. So, in the end, you might like it, like me, or you might hate it, like most people. I love this movie. It is funny. This was a good movie. 10/10.
Billy Madison (1995)
One of the funniest movies ever!
This movie is just hilarious. I think that it is Adam Sandler's best movie next to Happy Gilmore. It is full of non-stop laughs all the way to the end. It is just so funny. It has lots of one-liners which i just love. It is just so funny. It is full of memorable lines for me that are just so funny. This movie is so funny! I just love this movie. It has an incredibly funny script, a stupid, but funny story, and really good comedy acting. This movie is one of my all time favorite comedies of all time. I don't want to tell you too much about the movie because that might ruin it for you. But I will tell you this. The first 5 minutes sets out how hard you are going to be laughing for the rest of the movie. What I mean is that the beginning is just as funny as the rest of the movie. That is something that most comedies do not do. This is one of my all time favorite comedies and is one of my favorite movies over all of all time. This movie is so funny. 10/10.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)
One of the smartest and funniest movies ever!
This movie is hilarious! It is just so funny. It was the first ever PG-13 movie that I ever saw. I really liked it back then, (When I was 5) and I still like it now (I'm 13). I have seen this movie over 100 times. I don't think that this movie will be a movie that I liked only at an early age. I will continue to like it for the rest of my life. It is very funny. I don't want to tell you any lines because that might ruin it for you. This was a funny movie. I just love this movie. This goes under my top ten favorite comedies. My top ten comedies are: Spaceballs, Happy Gilmore, Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison, The Benchwarmers, American Pie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Caddyshack, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, and The School of Rock. Those are my favorite comedies. I hope you like this movie as much as me. This is a funny movie. 10/10.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
What's wrong with everybody? It's not that bad.
This movie is was one of my all time favorite comedies. It is very funny. This wasn't bad. It might have been stupid, but it wasn't bad. It was still funny. This was never meant to be a good movie. It was made for one reason. For comedy. It did not fail at that. I thought that the story was actually kind of okay. The script isn't that good, but it's okay. The acting is average comedy acting. I thought that this was a very funny movie that is underrated and it definitely deserves more credit than it got. This movie was funny. It was bad, but funny. This was actually not even bad. It was a good comedy. I hope you like it as much as me. 10/10.
The Departed (2006)
The best cop thriller since "Goodfellas"
This movie is excellent. It is definitely the greatest movie of 2006 is one of the 5 best movies of the decade. Everything about it is good. The story is one of the best ever. The story is just amazing. The acting is also incredible by almost everybody that was in it. The script is also great. This is definitely The best cop movie since Goodfellas, or you can say the second best cop movie ever made. This is Scorcese's best job directing ever. He deserved to win for Goodfellas. This movie was definitely worthy of the Oscars that it won. It deserved to take home best picture, director, and screenplay. I am surprised that Leonardo DiCaprio wasn't even nominated for this. This was a great movie. Scorcese's second best. 10/10.