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Abduction (2011)
It Feels Like A Spoof
Marketing Team:
"Cast the guy from Twilight as the main character and call it a movie"
It's boring but people fight. Nothing makes sense and there is no plot. The movie is pretty cliché just stupid stuff with stupid stuff and hacker stuff with tracker stuff.
The soundtrack is bad, it's guitar with no music, just BRBABABRBABARBAABAABAB. The action is dumb but the dumbest part is the no plot. STILL. No plot. It's just people hitting each other and nothing happens, then the conflict is resolved and the main guy doesn't even resolve it. The black friend comes in at the end for no reason to "fix everything".
It wasn't as bad as the Ring reboot.
Single White Spenny (2011)
It's not even good in a funny way
Spenny can't write, and can't act.
If he was writing short bits, sure he could be ok at it. But he has no clue how to write for television.
The funniest part is he's the irresistible one in the show.
Basically he has door to door revenge sex all through episode one and that's the comedy of the pilot episode. That's what's supposed to be funny.
Recommend it to Kenny Vs Spenny fans as a joke. That's all it's good for, because on its own it has 0 merit.
Episode 1 was a bad introduction. It gets funnier on episode 2 when you hear Spenny complaining that he's coughing up pieces of his lungs.
I'm writing a review only to lower its score from 2 stars back to 1.