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Smokin' Aces (2006)
A bit of all
one of the better Hollywood-films made lately, it's like a mix of all kind of recent movies and exactly that makes it into something completely new, ans especially the surprising end is a difference to the other blockbusters in the past years...
A bit of everything? it's hard to describe, but there's like a bit of every major blockbuster in the past few years in it: kill bill, the fast and the furious, ocean's eleven/twelve, ... the list is too long to go on...
conclusion: it's a superb TV-movie, there's no watching this one more than twice, it's just brilliant to watch it once, and enjoy the silly characters!
Barb Wire (1996)
great body, great agility, the rest is missing
Pamela Anderson's body surely looks great (although it may be 90% silicone and fiberglass), and she surely is very "flexible" (wich might have come in handy in porn movies, recommendations are welcome)... but this movie has only that... when watching the movie, everybody unifies with the character named Charlie (Barb's brother)... just because he's blind and he's got the luck to miss out part of the movie. Pamela Anderson has an annoying monotone story-telling voice, and the well known consistent-permanented-hairstyle, as well as the disability to truly act (only the little screams and moans sound natural, don't they) and the taste for choosing to play in a story as ridiculous as this one... I watched the movie because i saw a report on TV about classic movie-heroines, mostly created by comics (DC Comics for example made Catwoman after they made Batman, and many heroines were created in the series of another male hero in this way)... and i got curious, I was never suspecting SUCH a great disappointment... it must have been the third worst movie I ever saw (1st=Meet Joe Black ; 2nd=Cast Away) My advice: Watch the striptease at the beginning and then go look for another movie!
U-571 (2000)
submarine mania
this must be the best Submarine-movie ever... when you've seen this one, you'll want to see every submarine-movie ever made...
I heard about people that don't believe in the agony one goes thru when drowning... This unbelief might ruin the depth of the story... So would someone please put their head into a bucket of water for a few minutes, the moment they get some water into their lungs, they will surely change their mind. You must be able to imagine fear to believe it!
Important with this movie, identical to most really good movies: You shouldn't know the story before you watch the movie! (Don't ever ask someone what's a movie about if you might possibly watch it, you'll spoil the movie for yourself)