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Alien Conquest (2021)
What did I watch..?!
A movie in which Aliens are destroyed with a hand spray bottle full off some liquid made in a lab. Yes a hand spray bottle!!
The acting Is beyond awful...most of the movie is the lead astromoner pulling faces, looking 'shocked' with her and her co astromoner running around like headless chickens...from nothing..all you hear is sounds of aliens nearby...about 2% of the movie consists of aliens, the rest is bad dialogue and stupid ' experiments'. The CGI is awful, dialogue is cringe, acting is below awful.
Not surprised at how daft this movie is as it is another trashy Asylum producrion.
AVOID.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Rinse..repeat..a tired franchise..
..time to put a lid on it forever. Honestly I don't know where the makers are going with this. Same old dino reveal shots etc. It's time Spielberg calls it quits on this franchise..or maybe start a TV series..I don't know.
Dashcam (2021)
Good overall...however..
The lead protagonist was VERY annoying. I loved the concept and execution.. unexpectedly gory. Could have been a good addition to the V/H/S franchise.
14 Peaks: Nothing Is Impossible (2021)
Should have been better
No doubting thr gruelling achievement...however became repetitive..drone shots, climb shots..drone shots..climb shots. I was bored half way. A missed opportunity.
Le sommet des dieux (2021)
Powerful
Every now and then, a animated masterpiece like The Red Turtle and this are released. Beautifully animated, poigant score and a touching story. A must watch.
The Witcher (2019)
Get progressively worse!
Awful casting, awful acting, awful CGI. This looks like a 90's TV show. What were they thinking when they cast the actors to play their respective characters? Henry Caville is not suited.
Disappointing.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Too much hate!
I mean come on...what did people expect, a masterpiece? Game to movie interpretations are generally bad. That being said, the 1995 was a cut above and is still watchable.
This new iteration which is made on a low budget is entertaining, contains plenty of fan service and is full of very decent SFX. Okay, the plot is rushed (Goro for example was wasted! But looked great!) but it will please fans of the games.
Give it a chance. I am hopeful a sequel will be announced soon...there is potential here for a franchise.
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
This show has it all!
I have been a fan of Korean cinema for a long time. Thanks to Parasitie, Korean cinema has been deservedly been propelled.
This show is the epitome of cinema from that part of the world. It is poigant, sad, violent, contains moral choices..it has it all. Throughly enjoyable. I do and don't want another season..it can easily be left where it ended.
The Guilty (2021)
Decent remake
Jake Gynehall is as always excellent as the lead. The movie overall lacks the suspense of the original Nordic version but still holds up well as a good remake. Worth a watch!
Megalodon Rising (2021)
This movie 95% talking!
Probably the worst budget shark movie ever? Avoid!