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Moville Mysteries (2002)
Interesting.
I like this show. The weird looking characters and odd plot lines make this show very interesting. I hope this show stays on the air. Frankie Muniz provides a perfect voise for Mo the main character of this show. Sure, some of the things may be unbeleivable, buy hey! Creativity is key.
Paradise (1991)
I love this movie!
Thats about it, I love this movie! It's great. Seeing Elijah Wood's 'child actor' movies are always fun. All of his movies have been good, including North, which most people hated. It has a beautiful and wonderful story upon it that few movies can master. I think they should make a sequel.
The Bachelor (2002)
Those poor, pathetic women.
Those 25 women must be really desperate if they'll go on a show where the guy they make out with also makes out with and dates the 24 other women you live with. How desperate can a girl get? I don't even think that the first guy is going to marry the girl he chose. I'm watching the last episode of the Bachelor 2 right now, and hes about to choose either Helene or Brooke. I want him to choose Helene because Brooke is a blonde bimbo who needs to get a guy her own age. She's still young, she's still in collage. She's going to want to party and have fun, while Helene is more sophisticated. Also, is the guy so shallow that he only picks the sexy ones, and will pick a 'hot' wife in seven weeks? Get some normal looking girls on that show!
So Little Time (2001)
Okay, you'd think by around this age the Olsen twins would have realized that they can't act.
First of all, why do shows always revolve around extremely pretty, popular girls living in California? Second of all, The olsen twins just can't act anymore. Third of all, all their conversations go like this: Oh My God! He is so hot!, I know!, Cool! (with emphasis on the last sylobol in the word and/or sentence). Fourth of all, They stopped being cute after full house. Plus, have you heard any of their 'album'? I don't even know why they attempt to sing.
The Wonderful World of Disney: Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002)
Why?
Why, why, why!!! Home alone 3 was bad enough. First of all, they could have at least aged Kevin just a little bit. But that kid has gone from 9 to 11, to 9, to 8! Well, the third one wasnt really about Kevin McCalister, but still. Anyway, by the fourth time, its gotta be termed as Child Abuse! First time, I can see it happen, second time, mayby, third time, no, fourth time, social services.
The Wonderful World of Disney: Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002)
Why?
Why, why, why!!! Home alone 3 was bad enough. First of all, they could have at least aged Kevin just a little bit. But that kid has gone from 9 to 11, to 9, to 8! Well, the third one wasnt really about Kevin McCalister, but still. Anyway, by the fourth time, its gotta be termed as Child Abuse! First time, I can see it happen, second time, mayby, third time, no, fourth time, social services.
Mommie Dearest (1981)
The Worst Adaptation Of a Book I Have Ever Seen.
First of all, they don't even show anything to do with Joan Crawford's other two daughters, they only have Christopher and Christina. Also, they leave out so many vital parts, like when Christina has like, a complete mental breakdown at Sacred Hearts. And when she goes through her first divorce, or when she gets another part on a different T.V. series. They also don't show Joan as an abusive alchoholic like the book portrays her, they have her as just a bitter old women who seems to get sympathy from everyone and everything and they make Christina into a whiney old brat when really she was the one who deserved sympathy. Read the book instead of watching the movie.
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (1968)
How Can One Hate Mr.Rogers?
This show is a classic. Its from my generation, as well as my parents generation. I havent seen it in such a long time, but when ever it's on TV, I just have to watch. Mr.Rogers is one of those nice old people who just make you feel good about yourself. Mr.Rogers has grandkids my age.
The Ring (2002)
VERY SCARY!!! but the images they show, are so disturbing.
I liked this movie, alot, but what they showed, when was on that tape, was so disturbing. Not so much the tape, but the whole concept of the tape. How the person dies. Sahara was one freaky chick. when she comes out of the television. The way she comes out of the well. I was so disturbed by the images and the fact that the mother kills her daughter while saying, You'll All I Ever Wanted. That kid who played Aiden is going to be a huge Hollywood star one day. I usually don't get scared that easily and horror movies are kind of watered down for me, but as my sister was hiding behind a jacket, I was covering my eyes durring the freaky parts. If you like horror and being scared, you will LOVE The Ring.
A Walk to Remember (2002)
I hate this movie...I want to go back in time, and stop the person from EVER making this movie!
I hate this movie, Mandy Moore can't act, and this movie is a disgrace to the movie world. The over do the plot for one! First of all, its okay they fall in love, then he has to change, then she has to have cancer, and he mom has to be dead, and they have to get married and he becomes a doctor, I have one thing to say... IF YOU ALMOST FAIL THE FIRST 3 AND A HALF YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL, YOU CANT GET GOOD ENOUGH GRADES IN A HALF A YEAR TO GO TO MEDICAL SCHOOL!!!! Its the chick flickiest of all chick flicks!
The Second Voyage of the Mimi (1988)
I Remember This...
When I was in grade 5, they put me in this special class because me, and the other four or five kids, could read better then the rest of the class (hey, I got out of gym!). I found this very educational, yet, kind of boring. It was made in the year I was born, and I don't know, I guess it kind of shows. My sister had to watch the first one and it was made the year she was born. Anyway, now, in my 'sophisticated years' (I'm currently in grade 9) I fully appreciate the 'educational values' of this film.
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Any time I'm sad, I watch this movie.
This movie has got to be the funniest, wittiest movies ever made. Most people would call this movie stupid, losery (I know its not a word, but hey) and above all childish. I love this movie. It makes me laugh and its just ridiculously hilarious and imaginitive. All his little gadgets he has and all the little inventions around his house. I highly recomend this movie.
8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter (2002)
Its a show most fathers and teenagers can relate to.
I'm actually closer to the age of the son, Rory, but I can totally relate to the two daughters. A protective father, who's out to kill his daughters boyfriends, most fathers are like that. And most teenagers are stubborn and like to break rules. Its real life!
Degrassi: The Next Generation (2001)
Its Real Life
This is what middle school kids are really like. I was in grade seven and eight just a few year age, well, I was in grade 8 last year and seven the year before. We get stressed, have boyfriend/girlfriend troubles. This show shows what its like to be a 12 and 13 year old.
Everwood (2002)
This Show Is Going Places
I live in a small town, population 7000. Thats smaller than Everwood, is has 10,000 people, and they make it seem so small and wholesome. I've never seen a small town like that. Anyway, this show is so cool! I can relate to Ephram, thats the good thing about it. Most kids could probably relate to someone from this show. Its wonderfully written and beautifully shot. This show is going places!
Bring It On (2000)
Anyone else notice that her name was Torrance, and the teams name was the Torros?
I know its not the same word, but still, they're close. I'm actually getting pretty sick of movies where its race against race, black vs. white. The rich white kids from the good side of town, and the poor black kids, from the rough side of town. Plus, they make cheerleading look like a rough, tough, hard, world. I'm against cheerleading. Cheerleaders always get all the breaks, have high expectations for the world, and are always skinny, big chested, kind of (excuse my language) slutty, and all the guys want them. This movie just makes the world worse.
The Princess Diaries (2001)
good, but NOTHING like the books!
**SPOILERS** okay, first of all, Mia doesnt go out with Michael until the Third book!!! Yes, its a whole series. so far, there's 3 books and more on the way (supposidly 7, Meg Cabot wants to follow Mia through all 4 years of high school, and the third book only has her in December of her freshman year). And her grandmother is a LOT MORE meaner than Julie Andrews. And she also doesnt become friends again with Lilly in one day, it takes about 2 weeks, and makes more friends. Plus, Jerimiya (I think thats the spelling) is suppose to be a Russian exchange student named Boris. Anyway, thats all I have to say about The Princess Diaries.
The Wonder Years (1988)
This Show Should Have NEVER Been Canceled!!
This show started the same year I was born, and ended when I was 5 years old. But, I still remember watching it when I was about 2 years old. If I'm just sitting there reading a book or watching TV, I suddenly remember an episode of The Wonder Years that I watched and thought was cool, like the one when the boys choir gets a new teacher and they have to sing that Men song and they go through this segment with all the boys practicing and the song playing. One of my earliest memories, or actually I think it was my earliest that I can remember or all the memories I have, was the episode when Kevin, Paul, and Winnie start high school and Kevin dresses all 'cool' but his mom steps in and makes him put on 'normal' clothes, but when he goes to the bus stop to meet Paul and Winnie, he find Paul there but Winnie is no where to be found, but then she walks up in a short skirt and Go-go boots. I remember watching that part. and I remember when Winnie gets a new boyfriend and they're making out in the hall way and Kevin gets all mad and then her boyfriend ends up being a jerk, and I remember the part when she was having a fight with her boyfriend and he was just laughing and trying to lift her skirt with her grass-hockey stick. I am personally glad that relationship didn't last because I didnt like that guy. And I remember once when they were all at a New Years Eve party, and it was a later episode. But I just remember them sitting around the table, and I think that something bad was happening because I remember the looks that were on their faces. Like I said, it started the year I was born, and ended when I was 5. I think that the series should have lasted and followed Kevin into collage and so on, and so on. And one other thing I remember, Paul had a HUGE nose.
The Goonies (1985)
I Secretly Wish I Was A Goonie!
Okay, this movie was made three years before I was born (made in 1985, I was born in 1988), but this has got to be one of my favorites. I wish I was a goonie, and my friends and I would go on adventures in underground caves and capture a bunch of pirates. If you get the DVD, I strongly recommend the commentary, its filled with the casts memories of yesteryear. If you've never seen it before, rent it, you wont be diss-satisfied.
Zoom (1997)
I Find This Show Very Entertaining.
They have such a positive message. In the opening, they say "If you like what you see, then turn off the TV and DO IT!", they're saying that you should turn off the Television and go outside and play a game you see on the show, or do one of their experiments.
American Idol: The Search for a Superstar (2002)
Of the 9 billion people in the world, I hate Simon the most...and those girls need to put some clothes on!
okay, Simon is so mean! I hate him! He kicked a girl out because she was too fat, and he even said that, but not in those words. He said that an American Idol needs to obtain an image, and she just didn't have it. And what those girls wear on that show, it's like, get some self-respect. I don't understand how someone could be an Idol and be practically naked. I just can't respect someone and look up to them when they wear clothes like that, they're sending such a bad message.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Seems like a good movie, BUT WHY WONT HE JUST DIE!!
Okay, in the first one, he gets shot and then disappears. Then hes back in the 2nd one. In Halloween:H20, Jamie-lee Curtis hunts Michael Myers down and while he appears to be dead Jamie-lee chops off his head. So he has to be dead now, right? I dont know how Michael Myers could come back, but I think they should burn him at the steak and get it over with!
The Jerry Springer Show (1991)
If you watch the show enough, you start to notice the same people over and over again.
I believe they're are actors on that show. What kind of guy has an affair with his girlfriends mom and grandmother. If they're people like that in the world, that worlds in trouble. Who has problems like that? I think its all a fixed cast and they alternate shows. You can also kind of tell, because they're horrible actors, they dont act like normal people on TV act on other talk shows, they act like bad actors.
The Mothman Prophecies (2002)
Confusing
I thought this movie was completely confusing. I dont understand how its scary. Something that you can barely see comes and scares people. And who came to the door at 2am? I just dont get it... was it the mothman? was it John Klein? Were they just imagining it all? What the hell was the mothman anyway? Was it some kind of virus, or maybe is was a ghost. I cant exactly explain how, but it was confusing, stupid, and I didnt like it.