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Il mio nome è vendetta (2022)
I could only tolerate it for 20 minutes. That is bad.
The plot is typical. The acting is abysmal. The unknowns that are attempting to act cannot.
The daughter, or a little girl named Sophia in the movie is unbearable, loud, and dumb.
Any good dad/hitman would've dumped her or left her up to her own means rather than have her blow every plot plan and quiet sequence in the entire movie.
Stupid lesson learned? You give a teenage girl, a cell phone with clear instructions do not use it or do not call anybody, what do you think she will do within one minute?
And that's basically the whole plot throughout this so-called movie.
Do not recommend. Save your time save your energy.
JDMc.
Blacklight (2022)
Un-Watchable. Zero Plot. Bad "action". Tough guys spouting feelings
Just. No.
Even though it is free. Do not spend your time.
A shriveled sock puppet that appears to be Liam Neeson is ambling around and limping and seems permanently astonished at every move.
And he is supposed to be the guy that goes and takes care of renegade FBI agents.
The initial scene, where he finds magic propane canisters is ludicrous. The following scenes where the weapons all seem to spew unlimited bullets are ridiculous. What they attempt to call "action" scenes appear to be a slow motion elder yoga class. The fight scene choreography is juvenile. Reminiscent of third grade playground the fights.
Worst of all, the sock puppet Liam appears to stop and stare defiantly at every turn. Instead of just reaching out and grabbing the guy he has been pursuing.
No, I am mistaken indeed. The worst of the worst was when the two tough guys leading the charge trying to find renegade FBI agents break down and suddenly feel soft and talk about emotions and family and how they wish things were different. A scene that could best be described as nauseating.
I wish zero stars was an option.
I wish Liam Neeson had a pulse and did not resemble a poorly animated, badly washed sock puppet.
I wish I had the time I spent watching this poor excuse for a movie back, to do anything else.
JDMc.
Blackout (2022)
I tried. Tried hard. Hard NOPE.
It was bad to begin with.
And the gun fights and the action sequences and the accidental drug injections and the very clumsy everything was noticeable right up front.
But then to take things to the even deeper more horrible level, something that I thought before a general resemblance to Nick Nolte entered. But it had hair, and it sounded like a very very old Katherine Hepburn. So I whipped out my IMDb and sure enough they list a Nick Nolte as a participant in this program.
Nick isn't doing so well. Let's leave that as it is.
So the script, the dialogue, the overbearing bass notes in the music, and the very stilted inauthentic action sequences, and the horrible horrible horrible special effects all combined this to make this a one on a scale of 10.
Now I need to remove my retina's and have them washed. Perhaps twice.
JDMc.
Samaritan (2022)
Please make it stop.
Sad. Chaotic. Predictable. Sly Stallone in the lead role as the super-guy with unexplained powers of strength. No plot but many wanna-be-special effects.
And some very melodramatic, angry faced, disposable bad guys doing bad things and making it personal for Sly.
Somewhere along the way there is a clueless mom who wishes her son would go down the right path.
And sprinkled all along are mouth-y blabbering impetuous teenagers, talking big and acting poorly.
It was rated number one and free with Amazon prime. And now I want my time and my money back.
Just. Sad. My IQ dipped just watching this one.
JDMc.