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The Tower (2021)
Totally pointless
Weak in every area, telling a pointless story that goes no where really, with characters you just really don't care about.
I really wouldn't bother watching it as you're just going to waste your time just like they wasted their money making this.
House of Shadows (2020)
Another rubbish film
Who on earth keeps funding this writer/director's films, he's atrocious.
Film, after film, after film, of complete garbage, an embarrassment to the British film industry - even Danny Dyers' worst films are blockbusters compared to a Nicholas Winter film.
Sweet Girl (2021)
Don't waste your time
It's was an average film, right up to the plot twist, when it became a well below average film, especially as its obvious those that made the film thought the twist would elevate the story.
Would of been better if they just binned the stupid twist & showed us the girl seeking revenge from once both her parents were dead.
Fastest Car (2018)
Boring
40 mins of boring life stories & 2 mins about the car & race.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Great idea flawed
The concept is a good one for a zombie movie, scenery is great, action is great, very bloody & gory but...
They enter a Zombie zone with thousands of zombies but no one took any serious guns with them
They injure someone on purpose to sacrifice to the zombies as payment to be in the Zombie zone but that's just dumb cuz why would the zombies accept one person as payment when they could just had all of them
Main character let's his daughter go in to the Zombie zone in a tank top & armed with just a hand gun
They had grenades but didn't really use them till one guy let's them all off in one go when he's being bitten
They get locked in by 1 of the members but instead of using the the big saw they've been carrying everywhere to just cut through the locked metal grate, they saw through a 12 inch thick concrete wall instead
They fly from one casino/hotel roof to another but the leader of the Zombie managed to get down off the roof, get back to his horse, ride to the other hotel, then run all the way up the stairs quicker than the helicopter got to the roof & the guy walked down the stairs
The plan is to go in steal the money but the real plan for the guys who proposed the deal is to get zombie DNA, which the guy did, the Zombie queen's head, so why not just go in grab it & get out the way you just walked it, why did he go all the way into the casino to trap them so he could try steal the helicopter & fly out - but during this one of the team switch the Zombie head in the bag for a cash counting machine & the guy never noticed this round shaped head had been replaced for a square metal machine
Too many small things wrong/flawed throughout the movie and I've only stated some here, to warrant all these 10/10s its getting.
Ride (2018)
Enjoyable film
Enjoyed it a lot, interesting to see John's story & I was impressed by Ludacris - it probably could of benefitted a lot from a bit more budget but they worked well with what they had to still provide some good BMX action
And in response to the review by rhoreo-43959
You think changing his adoptive mom to a black woman would make a realistic story, even though, it's a true story & his adoptive mom was white - some people...
Orphan Black (2013)
Brilliant series, definite recommendation
Sci-fi, genetics, clones, big corporations, murders, drug dealing, police, action, fighting, comedy, sexiness, espionage, secret societies, twists, turns & the characters & acting on the whole is great but for all the clones is amazing, for me the best it's been done & the story ends with a good conclusion & one that leaves you satisfied that the story really got told & not just ended abruptly.