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SuperMarioGlitchy4: Mario Swag (2013)
I fully understand the description of the video...
What do you even want me to say? It's just Mario walking for a minute and half. It's not funny, I only laughed at the Luigi joke and... that's about it.
The few dialogues on screen last like 2 seconds, and why does SMG4 say to Mario "Why? If you have so much swag?" as it was a reason/justification for not helping him? What does it have to do? That's not funny!
Anyway, the worst part is that reading this review will probably take you more time than watching this video. Let's just finish here. Still slightly better than APRIL FOOLS, Boys Vs. Girls and Meggy's Destiny imo.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Mario Babies (2021)
Stupid
Clickbait, again... When does the moment in the thumbnail happen?
Almost every story (except the Shroomy one, that was alright) was stupid and the episode is really unfunny. It's just a really bad time for me.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: The Quest for RTX (2021)
Pathetic imo.
Super unfunnny. The gooze and giant part was unbearable, with super exaggerated Gmod and awful SFX! And all to promote Meggy again. IT SUCKS!
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Mario's Bed and Breakfast (2021)
Ultra Forgettable
Boring and stupid, with unnecesary characters, plot without sense and humor without sense. It's not awful, it's just bad. A totally forgettable episode. Also, where's Meggy's cat godammit?!
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Mario VS Youtubers (2021)
Unfunny as hell
Boring, super unfunny and a cheap crap to promote Sunset Paradise. The final punchline breaks my ears. And there's an awful scene of Mario humping a pillow with Peach's head... UGH! HORNY MATERIAL!
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Stupid Bowser's Fury (2021)
Boring and unfunny.
Just a boring episode with unfunny characters and stupid humor of cute kitties that is humor for babies. That's about it, it's mediocre imo.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: The Resurrection (2021)
CLICKBAIT & TRASH!
Total clickbait! They don't resurrect anyone! They put Meggy to make you think they're gonna try to resurrect Desti, but they don't even try, it's about that excuse of a character called Greg, what good do you see in that stupid alien? It's not a character! And they are in the thumbnail with serious faces, when nothing happens in the end! Why did they make misleading content?
And what's the episode? Crap. Super boring, I almost didn't laugh, the final punchline is not even a joke, THE EPISODE IS A JOKE.
The only reason I don't give it a 1/10 is because it's not a hell to watch, unlike BV. G, but it's definitely really close to a 1.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: The Intruder... (2021)
Really stupid imo.
Not only is clickbait (why is Melony running in the thumbnail? In the episode she's the only character aside from SMG4 who's not afraid of the bee, they only put her there for simp attracting), but it also sucks.
The humor is so childish and stupid, I only laughed in the Swagmaster part, the rest was pretty trash for me and the Gmod was super exaggerated. I think it sucks.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: R64: Mario The Waiter (2017)
Best GMOD Ever!
This is for me one of the funniest episodes in the channel. The comedic timing, the SFX and especially the Gmod are incredible, this is for me the episode with the best Gmod use ever.
The only problem I have with it is that, in the end, the owner of the restaurant punishes Luigi too, when he did nothing but getting tortured by Mario, that sucked. The rest is perfect imo.
I'm tired of people saying that Mario can burn everything what he wants and no-one can punish him or else the episode is bad, the same reason why Mario Joins The Circus was hated. That's hypocritical. This episode is a blast for me.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2 (2021)
HORROR...
All what I'm going to talk about is just my opinion, you don't need to think like me if you don't want.
I'm sorry, but are we (my brother and me) the only people in this world who hate FNF XD? I'm sorry, but it's a simple game of touching those arrows, the music is horrible (is just the atrocious voices of the characters saying nothing) and the characters give me cringe. Why are the main characters called "Boyfriend" and "Girlfriend"? That's stupid! How demons have a human daughter? And why you can only play as him in order to get her? It's sexist!
I think the first video was really bad, and I thought this second one would be as bad or even worse, but not quite as bad as it was to me.
Let's start with the most obvious thing. Luke and Kevin thought: As less people is watching us now and the only way to make people watch us is by making videos about popular games two days after they come out, why would we think of a plot? Let's make a second part of Mario in FNF and make exactly the same that the first part! BUT WORSE!
This episode is literally the same as the first one, with very little changes and is just a clear excuse to win more views for the success of the first part! I wouldn't be surprised if a 3rd part came out! But is it good? Oh god it isn't!
The things I didn't like about the 1st part still hold up here, it's FNF with the SMG4 characters doing anything funny or interesting!
The plot is mediocre, I don't laugh about characters dancing in SMG4 when they are just posing and not doing any funny face or movement (like Mario's dance in "The Smash 5 Trials"), they just want to make me laugh about them doing posses, what's the humor there?
Plot Holes Time:
Why did they left boyfriend and girlfriend aside almost the whole episode? The bar down there that says who is winning is broken, I remember Melony winning by the bar but the rap battle was still going on! When the bad guys do the moves, the bar does nothing; when the main crew does it, it explodes and goes on conviniently so they always win! Belle was in the demons team because they paid her a lot? Your greed needs to be in the sky in order to do that! They make me hate Belle more and more! THAT'S JUST AN ULTRA STUPID CONVENIENCE ONLY MADE TO PROMOTE META RUNNER CONTENT! And WTF with that ending? That's the least funny thing I've ever seen, the dad saying those mystic things... Ugh...
The episode is really boring and the characters were very annoying. The only time I laughed during the entire episode was when Toad said "SUCK MY D*CK", that's it! No more laughs! Only 1 or 2 chuckles aside from that. Also, they used Toad as a piece of cr*p again, as well as other characters, like Luigi.
I ADORE how they spend like 2 minutes of the video promoting Meggy in FNF, at the beginning and they repeat it at the end, as if we hadn't listen to that cr*p yet!
But do you know what's the thing I hated the most from this episode? The thing that almost made me explode? The Saiko x Whimpu ship.
Same with Axol and Melony (but that didn't happen in this episode), these two characters don't do anything in the channel these days. And instead of making them good and funny characters (or even make them do something, godammit!), they prefer to just shamelessly ship them to make simps and interested people to like them the easy way, treating us all like simps! Every time they do this kind of things, I feel like they're calling me simp! And it's the same sexist cliché plot of FNF about two boys fighting for a girl!!!!! And why da hell does Saiko choose Whimpu's present? HOW CONVINIENT!
I'm sorry, but to me, this is one of the most insulting episodes SMG4 ever made. It's boring, annoying, unfunny, sexist, super insulting, it's full of stupid plot holes and full of shameless promoting! It's just a thing made some weeks after the first video in order to win more views and money as the success of the first episode, and to promote merch in the most shameless way possible.
I'm sorry, but I feel like Luke and Kevin are no longer interested in making good content, they just want to sell merch, that's the only thing they care for. This is one of those only times in my life when I put this rare note to an SMG4 episode.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin (2021)
I don't like FNF, I'm sorry
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't like FNF? I hate it. I think it's so cringey and the songs are just the voices of the characters really annoying, as well as the characters themselves.
And this episode is pretty much that, not funny, not interesting, just FNF with Mario characters. I only chuckled in the Swagmaster part, the rest is pretty poop for me.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Perfectly Balanced. (2021)
Unfunny and SUPER Hypocritical!
CLICKBAIT! What thing is perfectly balanced in this episode? Why is it called like that? The title has nothing to do! And when does the moment of the thumbnail happen? Also nothing to do. Is the rest of the episode good? NO.
Do you think that's the correct way to treat a villain SMG4? To make him tell his motivations, misunderstand him, treat him like garbage and then make episodes like this as if nothing happened and he is totally fine with the protagonists? You are so hypocritical!
The rest of the episode is boring and super unfunny to me, I laughed like once in the whole video. I also hate SMG4 and SMG3 narrating everything they say, it's not neccesary and it sounds pathetic!!!!! THE EPISODE IS EVEN CLICKBAIT!!!!!
It's garbage. It's not a hell to watch, but it's definitely one of the most hypocritical SMG4 episodes (after Boys Vs. Girls, Meggy's Destiny and WOTFI 2020).
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: If Mario Was Smart (2019)
The exact thing the people who hate "Mario Joins The Circus" say that episode is imo.
I would love you to read my arguments before disliking this review. It's unfair that you people dislike every negative review only for being negative, don't lie, most of you did.
I know Mario is an idiot, and you can punish him the times you want. But changing his mind? This is the worst and most cruel thing they could ever do to Mario! How do they support this? This episode is against all those messages of "Be yourself", because apparently if you are yourself, they don't want you and will try to change you by the force. In this episode, the characters showed they don't want Mario, they aren't his friends; because, if they were, they would accept him as he is, and not try to change him.
The rest of the episode sucks, for me it's not funny, it's boring and the ending is really predictible and it sucks.
I don't understand why people trash Mario Joins The Circus and some other episodes, but they don't say a word to this one.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: APRIL FOOLS (2014)
Still better than Boys Vs. Girls tho...
At least this one made me laugh once. BV. G didn't.
Just watch it if you want to lose 15 seconds of your life.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo (2021)
SMG4 in 2021 starts even Worse than 2020 imo
An episode with only 2 or 3 jokes that made me laugh or smile, some of them only for how ridiculous they are. I liked Death By Glamour put in the episode, but I hated Hopes And Dreams, it was too forced.
Well, now... The jokes were pretty bad an unfunny, the whole episode was not funny or entertaining. The Gmod was UNBEARABLE!!! Ultra forced in every single turn, the characters don't stop distorting their faces in awful ways and they use them every single second they are on screen and they ruin it; it was so cringey how the characters (especially Tari) moved their mouths so much when they were talking, and how they move so much their whole bodies every time they say something!!!!! Also those awful giant eyes that are put every time a character sees something bad, it's so cringey and annoying!!!!! Also the sound effects were unbearable! The distorted "Mamamamama"s and the sounds put super sharp when the character was tiny! THE SOUND EFFECTS AND THE GMOD ARE INFERNAL!
This episode was terrible imo. Super unfunny and I suffered a lot. SMG4 is ultra ruined.
Shark Tale (2004)
Schaffrillas Productions described it perfectly imo.
Sorry if I write something wrong, I'm Argentinian.
The voice acting and the dubbing into Spanish are great! The rest is garbage. The animation and the character design is AWFUL. Some other characters are pretty annoying. Oscar (the protagonist) is one of the most disgusting characters ever, betting the money he needs to pay, to a horse races and fooling everyone as he killed a shark, and speaking of fooling, the whole city is FOOL, because literally EVERYONE believes something that is completely impossible and with no witnesses, SERIOUSLY?! In that world nothing makes sense, how can they worship Oscar so far and even make a videogame that rapidly? Some of the jokes are ok, but most of them even get annoying or are very bad references to pop culture. The buildboards at the background are tremendously bad; like "Coral-Cola", which just sounds poor; or "Fish King" (instead of Burger King) as it was "Human King" in the real world, and there's even a sushi place... Seriously? And the ending is more fake and unbelievable that Donald Trump helping someone. All the sharks are automatically ok with no eating fishes and getting nothing good. And there's more. The youtuber Schaffrillas Productions described it exactly as it is imo: A Cinematic Disaster.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SM64: Mario joins the Circus (2016)
Not as bad as people say
I think this is an average episode, funny but a bit boring. The thing is I don't understand why people hate it so much. The beginning is totally fair, why would they forgive Mario and let him stay in the castle after burning it? At least they don't change his mind, unlike in Smart Mario, THAT's an unfair episode.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Cooking with Mario & Bowser: World Tour (2020)
Not that bad.
It was ok, I laughed sometimes, but it does not surpass the old SMG4 videos of CWM&B.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Mario's Mask Of Madness (2020)
A Simp Attractor That Failed With Me
Axol is back, who's not even one of my favourite characters, and Human Melony borns, who is a character who does absolutely nothing but sleeping (and hacking, let's not forget that, but most of the time she's just sleeping), but a lot of simps love her only because she's cute, althought she does absolutely nothing. Only because of those two things, people can easily love this episode. But I found it very boring and unfunny. And let's not forget the excessive Gmod and that Meggy keeps doing nothing and not fighting anymore. Yuck!
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4 Shorts: Meggy Learns Japanese (2020)
SEVERAL CRINGE imo
Unfunny, ultra ridiculous, and with a dumb and unfunny ending that make me question a lot of things. A lot of scenes were ultra cringey for me like that "I'M GONNA DESTROY YOUR NIKO NIKO KNEECAPS!!!!!", just too cringey.
I only laughed twice in the whole short. Meggy is totally ruined and she polluts the episodes she appears. I hated this short garbage.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4 Christmas Special 2020 (2020)
Modern SMG4 in a Nutshell imo
Things I liked: A few jokes (just 2 or 3), and the ending with SMG3 having been the narrator of the story and then the Knucles eating him.
The rest...
Things I didn't like: Meggy fighting Boopkins only for liking anime and decorating with it. She acts like a complete 4ssh0le. Is that funny? I wanna d1e. Worst scene on the episode by far imo. Axol and Melony go shopping... a bed? Seriously? Too ridiculous. The Bob stuff was ok, but in the end it was ruined by the excesive Gmod on Bob, I think those giant eyes always ruin the jokes. Saiko and Whimpu... Saiko did absolutely nothing, Whimpu made that for impressing her and... Is SMG4 trying to ship them for making people like them more? What's going on? Swagmaster sh00ting Santa is good once, ok twice, but at the third time they've ruined it, also with excesive Gmod on Santa.
I had hope on Mario and Luigi, but they did nothing. Shroomy... DID THIS CHARACTER EVEN APPEAR IN THE EPISODE? WHY IS HIM AT THE END?
Conclussion: This episode describes almost perfectly the modern SMG4:
Boring scenes and episodes; childish and forced humor; all the characters ruined doing nothing or being MUCH less funny than they used to be (Boopkins, Bob, Toad and even Bowser); excessive anime; excessive Gmod that ruin the jokes at multiple times; Meggy turnt into complete garbage; plots and episodes without sense that can confuse and bore; lack of originality (why would you do the Christmas special on Dec. 19th? Is there any problem with making the Christmas special 1 day after Christmas? Are you out of ideas SMG4? Just a little theory); hypocritical "emotional" scenes (like in Boys Vs. Girls and Meggy's Destiny) (well, this episode doesn't have that, but still modern SMG4 has); bad messages and morals that are not even used for jokes (example, in Officer Meggy, "You can do what you want if you are in the good side"); zero emphaty for the villains (SMG3, of course); shipping characters (Saiko & Whimpu, Axol & Melony) to make people, specially simps, like them more, instead of making them good characters with a good development (like Saiko used to be in 2018) or simply funny and/or likeable characters; millions of things made for merch that broke the channel and only a few jokes and episodes that work.
SMG4 will never change again, it is in it's grave and the only thing I can enjoy are it's videos from early 2019 to back (before the second part of the Anime Arc. started). So long, king Bowser.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4 Movie: Meggy's Destiny (2020)
THIS IS NOT MEGGY, NOT EVERY EMOTIONAL THING IS GOOD, THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL THING SMG4 HAS EVER MADE AND IS OVERRATED AS HELL IMO
I'm just gonna say that this is ONLY my opinion, I respect yours.
I resume the whole movie: Meggy; after alucinations with Desti's ghost, troubles with herself, and more; won the Splatfest, in a story full of clichés and with a bad and with an awful development new rival. That's it.
What's the biggest problem? That this is the last Splatfest. Why? Because they want, they didn't put any reason, they only said "This is the last Splatfest", which means "This is the last time Meggy will train in her entire life". Seriously?! Maybe you could say this is one of the worst decisions Luke and Kevin have ever made, specially if it has not any justification, but that is not Meggy's Destiny's fault. But before the last round of Splatfest, Meggy was again crying and didn't know how could she win as she passed the second round by almost nothing of difference, and she didn't feel sure as she was (and sadly she still is) a human. That's the emotional climax: Axol, after having watched Meggy was bad and angsty before in the movie, he told her some things and chilled her up, but the main frase he told her was the following one: "But you never stopped being Meggy".
(I'm really trying to calm down, but it's hard).
SERIOUSLY?! ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO MAKE US THINK SHE'S THE SAME, IN THE SAME MOVIE THAT SHE'S NEVER GONNA TRAIN ANYMORE IN HER ENTIRE LIFE? SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU LUKE AND KEVIN BE SO HYPOCRITICAL?!!! Since she's a human, she is not the same! She's now a character who does absolutely nothing another character could not do! She's not cool or competitive anymore, she's now a flat and simple character, like the rest but much worse, with ultra forced humor imo, she gets angry or mindless for anything that happen, and she doesn't fight, she usually hides or runs away of problems instead of fighting as the inkling did (and when she fights, she's fighting things she should not, like in the episode "Food Wars". She does never fight (except in two episodes), compite in challenges nor train for Splatfest neither, seriously, we did never see she training from The Anime Arc. to here, and when Meggy's Destiny arrives, THAT'S THE LAST SPLATFEST WITHOUT A SINGLE REASON WHY? AND THEN THEY DO SAY THAT SHE'S THE SAME GIRL SHE WAS IN 2017? SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!!
And yeah, she won, she could make the promise she made to Desti, but that's all.
In my opinion, Meggy's Destiny is a criminally overrated sheet. Is an awful form of solving that promise. It did only solve it, it just made Meggy win Splatfest, but it ruined everything else. It got Meggy far from Splatfest and the worst thing is the hypocrisy of Luke and Kevin, they want to make you believe she's the same, in the same episode in which she's losing a very important part of her personality, and without any justification. Meggy's Destiny changed Meggy drastically, even more than she was, without any kind of justification, and it even wants to make you believe she's still the same with crappy and stupid emotional scenes. And does it work? Of course it does, the big majority of the modern SMG4 fans loved Meggy's Destiny, because they are easily surprised by ANYTHING done in SMG4, specially if it's done by a girl, specially if it's done by Human Meggy... and they fall in every emotional thing anyone does, so this is an excellent recipe for them to love it. It apparently affected everyone except for me, the only thing I can learn from this garbage is that not every emotional thing is automatically good. I hate Meggy's Destiny, it ruined Meggy much more than she already was, and without a single reason. It's proof that emotional things are not good just for being emotional. It wants to convince me that Meggy's still the same, when this right episode is showing that isn't true. SMG4 will never change, that's lame.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: Food Wars (2020)
UNTOLERABLE Imo
The episode doesn't only have the worst version of Meggy ever, which made the episode too forced and annoying; but this episode is also the result of a bunch of bad decisions: forced plot, ultra predictable ending, too much characters (which caused most of them were there for absolutely nothing), forced humor, ultra ridiculous conflict and Human Meggy being a complete asshole to her friends. The episode only made me laugh one or two times at the beginning. The rest is still garbage imo.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: If Mario Was In Meta Runner (2020)
Not perfect, but great.
Great funny reference to Meta Runner. Just one thing: It goes super fast. This is good at one part because if it wasn't fast, the episode would last forever; but if you haven't watched Meta Runner yet, you would not understand that much. Still pretty funny and entertaining episode Imo.
SuperMarioGlitchy4: SMG4: War of the Simps (2020)
Not a Different Episode, just One of the Normal Bad Episodes of Nowadays
Wow! Nathaniel Bandy appears in it as an animated character, so it should be great, right?! Agh... This episode bored me, it didn't make me laugh and the plot was ULTRA forced and ridiculous. They try to sell it to you as it is an excellent episode because Nath is in it, but is just one of the normal bad episodes of nowadays, boring, stupid, forced and ridiculous, at least imo, I respect yours.