Reviews

To those of you who gave this movie a good rating, you can go on all you want about how the characters shocked and captivated you all you like. I was bored out of my freaking mind, not to mention disturbed.

Nothing about the performances were memorable. Nothing about the characters enticed me. It was 70 odd minutes of cursing, spitting, growling. The character of Trevor was hardly intelligent or resourceful. He was just a dumb sack of feces that liked to toss bricks, and kick and spit like a mongrel. His lines were not clever, in fact everything about him was pathetic. There was no mood, the lighting was flat, the way it was shot and directed was as stiff and drumming as the social workers and councilors in the movie.

If you want to experience human (and cinematic) garbage in all its glory, go ahead, waste your money and life and see this movie.

Wow, what a piece of garbage. I wasn't expecting anything from this movie, and instead of nothing, was served a steaming pile of crap. I'm not going to spend too much time discussing it, because it isn't worth it.

The movie fails to interest the viewer in his shallow attempt at any mythology. Its supposed to be about witchcraft, magic, and a great 'power' (wich is what its referred to as, the power, oh yeah, really interesting there), yet after the first party crashing trick, you wind up wasting 2 hours of watching boys pull off silly unimaginative superhero-esquire eye-bores.

The characters are completely flat, about as flat as the stomachs of the gorgeous male leads, which the movie uses to keep you looking (that is, if you like pretty boys). Their wardrobes are utterly boring, like Abercrombie & Fitch had a yard sale. The acting is bland, the writing is is on par with the ramblings of a troop of 16 year old D & D fans, and frankly, I wasn't impressed with any other aspect of this movie.

If you're tired of teeny/thriller/sci-fi/fantasy movies that focus on T & A shots, you won't find that here. This movie focuses on rippling men in skimpy attire, with a grand finale of two studs beating the crap out of one another with unimaginative medicine ball of magic. I can see some emo girls getting their fill of this over budgeted popularity contest, but then again, real emo girls don't care about gorgeous boys and popularity. Or do they? You decide.

Pooh! This movie is pooh!