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Until Midnight (2018)
slow and a lot of fillers
In my opinion, the plot is weak, at the beginning of the film I thought it would be like Shutter Island where the main character was hallucinating ( at that point I thought it would a cheap rip off but it would still be an enjoyable version), then I thought it would one of the cliche films were the robbers would harm/kill the wife of the main character then it transformed into one of the most predictable/ stupid plots where there is a gang trying to rob the house with the most stupid plan, and super exhausting to count plot holes.
In terms of film quality, the acting is below average and the sounds are below zero, you can hear the main character breathing then later on you can barely hear the conversation between characters.
Uncle Naji in UAE (2019)
Just asking
Please.... I'm begging you to stick with instagram... you know nothing of acting. your acting is bad as my English. which as you guessed very bad.
I started to hate myself. my doctor asked me to cancel my Netflix account otherwise I will have only 2 years to live.
Grandmother's Farm Part 2 (2015)
Question
Why did my mother gave birth to me? why did I live to this moment? If I was not born I wouldn't watch this movie... I hate you mom!!!!
Grandmother's Farm (2013)
A promise
I genuinely think about blinding myself with a spoon. maybe I will forget this painful experience.
Aerials (2016)
Very Painfull
The last time I felt this pain was when I tried the nearby extra spicy Indian food. Thank you for reminding me again for this experience as I am typing this review from the toilet.
Hajwala 2 (2018)
Cancer
We are living in an artificial world. Everything that we consumes can cause a cancer. Even setting under the sun for too long can cause skin cancer, smoking can cause lung cancer etc..., and oh boy due to our own choices we are polluting this beautiful earth more than ever. The sky,water and land are contaminated, wild lifes are dying, and we are even participating in the ozone layer crisis which is the direct cause of global warming. If you think about it we humans are the cancer of this earth thus the earth must wipe us out in order for her to survive. A genius human scientist discovered a cure for earth. The cure is to wipe humans out by creating a cheap show which is a direct rip off of anther stupid American show. You would think and ask ,how a cheap movie can cause an extermination of human race? The answer is very simple, I am genuinely thinking about throwing myself from a tall building after me watching Hajwala and I believe that the others would end their suffering by end it all.However, I think my shattered body will make a mess and the poor guy who will clean this sh#$t will curse me for ever, so I belive that I will choose to hang myself. This could be little painful and longer but I choose to not make other human life more miserable. Unlike the creature who made this peice of human art.
To summarize this review, Hajwala is the new cure for cancer.
Kalek Shanab (2019)
Masochism
I just discovered something new about myself. Something very dirty yet very sweet. But before telling you my little secret dear review reader, before that I have to thank everyone who participated in this magnificent art of work.it is very rare to find a piece of art that make you dive inside your deepest sh*$ soul. I announce in this magnificent day that I do like to torture myself by letting some to stick a huge stick in my bumbum for an hour. By setting in front of your TV and watching this great movie you will simulate an exact experience of being impelled.