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The Head Hunter (2018)
Just skip it
Guy hunts monsters.... But we never see this.
Guys kid is dead. Gets revenge. Monster comes back to life, kills him and takes his body. The end....
There I just saved you 72 minutes of your life.
Do yourself a favour and skip it.
The Unseen (2016)
Title is apt.
Take the title in consideration and make sure this film stays, Unseen. Ridiculous storyline that is boring and forced. It has no logical progression or character development. Feels like a much longer story that was cut way down to make a 90 minute feature film. Film has passable acting and very dated effects. The invisible man hook feels like a pointless hook to have gotten an otherwise pointless film made. Not good. Not original. Not worth seeing.
W lesie dzis nie zasnie nikt (2020)
Unoriginal
Forget the sub-context and judge the film for what it is. Unoriginal. Takes all the usual steps and adds nothing new. Bunch of unlikeable idiots lost in woods, they get killed off. Even the guy pointing out the horror tropes within the film itself (woah meta), has been done better before. Poorly acted. Very poor and dated special effects. Not worth your time. Skip.
Jeruzalem (2015)
Slow and unfulfilling
Found footage style film. So be prepared for shakey camera shots and limited field of view. Main character is annoying and as a viewer we form no connection to them or any other character in the film, so their fates don't bother us at all. Seriously as the film progressed I found myself hating the main character more and more.
The film is slow to get started and when it does nothing more really takes place. No sense of fear or dread. Dated special effects means the creatures are meh. Also there is a giant monster, that for some reason these directors didn't learn from Cloverfield, we never get to really see you anything.
The fixed camera style film is a novel idea, but it doesn't work. We the viewers want to see more not less. More equals fear. Less equals boredom.
All in all, not worth the time. Skip to an hour in, you won't miss anything and will catch up in a heartbeat.
Berkshire County (2014)
Unoriginal - Skip it
Typical, run of the mill home invasion film. Nothing new added. Bland acting. Predictable progression. And cliche, oh no let's leave it open for a sequel ending. The beginning sequence is pointless and only serves to make us hate the main character straight off the bat, are we meant to feel sorry for her? If you do, you're moron. So you'd probably think this film is decent. At no point in this film is there a feeling of dread or genuine concern. You know she will find the strength to survive, of course she will. I mean come on, even if you're low budget so something new, it's your best chance of standing out and not being another boring typical film. In summary, give it a miss.
Unhinged (2017)
Boring
Don't bother. Missed chances to do something different. Lame and tame "kill" scenes, literally you see nothing. Acting was unconvincing. And the plot, seriously? Don't bother, skip it or prepare to be seriously underwhelmed. You've been warned.
Black Panther (2018)
Hands down the worst of the Marvel franchise.
The only highlight in this otherwise run of the mill hero feature was Michael Jordan as Kilmonger. Seriously, poorly acted, poor storyline that is weak and is nothing out of the ordinary. Plus has a HUGE black pride agenda. I get it, it is in the title , but please don't force it down my throat. Boring. Predictable. Not even pleasant in its cinematography. Give it a miss, dont even need to see it for the MCU timeline.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Not the best, but fun.
Typical Marvel movie. Too much fan service that takes away time from developing plot or character development. Also, Time Travel....... As always more problems than it solves. Pretty much ruins the entire set of previous films. Watch it, but dont think too much about it. For a Marvel film, it's middle of the road. Highlight, Iron-man finally getting his due.
Deserted (2016)
Idiots lost in desert
Bunch of unlikeable morons lost in desert. Follows all usual tropes and brings nothing original to mix. Poorly acted and executed. Do yourself a favour and skip.