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Ticker (2001)
hard to watch
This "film" is the worst piece of crap, I've ever seen. The acting is worse than only bad ,it's horrible , action is extremely boring, screenplay was written by 4 year old kid. Direction ? It's Albert Pyun's film.He made such an "amazing" blockbusters like Nemesis 4: Death Angel, Omega Doom or Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor, so you should expect the worst.
Believe me it is very difficult to say anything good about this movie. Maybe cast ? Tom Sizemore and Denis Hopper are really good actors but not in this crap. Steven Seagal? watching this film I can only see for myself that Seagal's career is on the bottom of the sea. Don't waste your time watching this junk. Your eyes are to precious.
Black Dawn (2005)
Steve! don't do this again
At the beginning I would like to say, that I'm a big fun of Seagal and his movies.
But not this one. I'm sorry but Seagal is too fat in this movie ! Too fat for an action star. In that shape he can't play super secret agent, but only a Santa Claus. Anyway the worst thing in this movie are fight scenes.Seagal is doubled in fight scenes by another actor. It is very sad for me ,because I practice martial arts and I admire Seagal's Aikido abilities . I think that he is cheating his fans doing something like this. Blacdawn is very boring, small budget B-movie .What else? Bad acting and horrible story. And the finale of this film with helicopter and a bomb....
NO COMMENT !!