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3 Ninjas: Knuckle Up (1995)
Horrible series
This series is so damn bad that you'll grab the nearest person and beat the living crap out of him. Hearing some loser 5 year old kid yell "Lets murderize em!" will probably irritate you so much that you will destroy some furniture at least. God knows what you may do to that kid and the other loser actors in this sickening piece of horse dung movie, if you ever get to meet them in real life. If you see this on TV, you will certainly blow up the screen. With horrible acting, a horrible plot, horrible direction, horrible screenplay, horrible screenplay and the most annoying characters ever conceivable by the screwed up human mind, this is one movie to avoid at any costs. Listen to me and you'll save some property.
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Watch it in theatre only
One of the things that they kept parroting about this movie was "Tonight, this war ends". One keeps wondering about how the writers are going to get that to happen? A brilliant twist? No, it was something that was pretty inconceivable - Peace with the machines. I still cant figure out if that was a result of having no ideas or an idea that no one would expect it?
This part also fails to explain some of the funky stuff that happens in Reloaded. The reason given for how Neo stopped the sentinels with his hand was extremely stupid and obviously got no attention at all. Overall, the explanations are either dumb or evaded.
However, with top notch special effects and action in the real world as good as those within the Matrix, this movie comes out on top. The defence of Zion was really amazing and can also be satisfactory or done justice if seen in the theatre. Oh and they did ripoff Dragonball Z!