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RoboWoman (2019)
Robo-Grandma
Ever wonder what it look like if your grandma escaped her nursing home, left her brain medication behind, and then got in involved with a sleazy film director? Well congratulations my friend, you now know the behind the scenes creation of robowoman. A movie shouldn't have a actor that is supposed to be playing a unstoppable and tough as nails cyborg , only to be worried during the whole movie that the character might fall and break a hip. But on top of that, I think the producers also had the main actor's friends from the nursing home also design and create all the costumes and practical effects.
Bigfoot or Bust (2022)
Grandmas and guns
If you ever wondered what it would look like if your grandmother and her friends from the nursing home fought a man in a horrible Halloween Bigfoot costume, you just hit the jack pot. Now if you also wanted to see those grandmas exploited , congrats, you just hit double jack pot. Remember when movies took talent and craft? Heck with that, now just rent a crappy camera and a pathetic costume and start shooting. Who cares, right? That should have been the name of the movie. "Screw it, this dumpster fire is probably someone's fetish. " , someone producer probably said. Also, why do these IMDb reviews have to be so long now?
Spin Me Round (2022)
Dumpster Fire
What a bore! I assumed this was supposed to be a comedy or something, but there was no jokes!?!! Characters are flat and lifeless. Seemed like no one wanted to be in this movie. This looked liked one of those forgettable films that pop up on one of those no name streaming services that nobody has. How does this director keep getting funding for his terrible dumb boring movies???
Day Shift (2022)
Awful garbage
Netflix will produce anything!!! This is hot garbage. Jamie foxx doesn't seem like he wants to be there and the rest of cast is boring as hell. That Franco kid is the worst part. How does he ever keep get acting roles?? Wait, I know how. Stay away from this mess, way better vampire movies out there.
Country Comfort (2021)
One of the worst things ever made!
Let's just be blunt about this show, the writing is awful. The acting is terrible. The plot and stories stink. There is nothing good about this show at all. It's definitely not heart warming or funny. The music is headache inducing, and the main actress is the worst part of this dumpster fire.
Rap Sh!t (2022)
Pure garbage
Honestly only watched 3 episodes and then gave up on it. Wasn't until talking about it with someone that I also realized that it was also supposed to be a comedy. I don't know how that was true since there are absolutely no jokes in this show. But regardless, it's pure crap and boring as hell. Stay away.
Dear Evan Hansen (2021)
Creepy and weird
First off, the actor is creepy cause he looks forty and is playing a high schooler. It just feels so off seeing him. And the story is so weird and ridiculous it leaves you cringing the whole time watching this. I would beg you stay away from this. It makes you feel dirty somehow.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)
Was this a joke?
I first saw the trailer and thought that this movie can't be real. No way this was a real movie! But sadly it really was. So after forgetting about it for months I came across it and had to watch it. But to my surprise it was even dumber and more ridiculous then I could imagine. Stay away, this might be one the stupidest movies you ever seen .
Candy (2022)
Boring as hell
I know hardly anyone saw this or cares about it but stay away, it's boring as hell. Jessica veil is terrible in it. Never seen her act before , but she is a horrible actress from what I can tell from this one lame show. No wonder she is in hardly anything.
The Sacrament (2013)
So boring!!!
There are way better documentaries on YouTube about Jones town, so watch those instead please. This film is boring as hell, and all the tension is water downed and lazy. Acting is weak and never feels like there is any real danger. Just feels like a badly acted play. Once you see real footage or read the true story, you will see how cheap and bland this film is.
How I Met Your Father (2022)
Please stop!
Wasn't a huge fan of how I met your mother, but it was okay and had some good moments, but this is just a mess. Don't care for any of the characters, the writing is terrible, and worst of all it's not even funny or charming. This feels like something made 30 years ago.
Wine Country (2019)
Where are the jokes???
Was this supposed to be funny??? I didn't laugh once. Proof Netflix will pay for anything, even if it stinks. Stay away, don't waste you time. Typing more to get to 150 characters.
Night Teeth (2021)
Dumpster fire
Proof Netflix will make anything. Remember when vampires were cool, now they are pathetic a-holes. The acting is awful and the budget was probably like the cost of a 2005 Saturn Vue. Stay away from this mess.
I Love That for You (2022)
How can anyone watch this?
Not sure if the show is good or not, but gave it one star cause it has Molly Shannon in it. Just typing her name gives me headache. But I don't know how anyone can really leave a review when no one, and I mean no one, actually has a showtime subscription. It's kinda like this show actually doesn't exist.
Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021)
Not funny or even fun!
Oh, this was supposed to be a comedy. At first I thought it was meant to be a dumpster fire. Almost gave it 10 stars for succeeding at that. Annoying characters and absolutely no funny jokes here, stay away .
God's Favorite Idiot (2022)
So bad!!!!
This show is the prime example that Netflix will make anything. If they weren't starving for content, this would have been thrown in the garbage and never made. Stay away, far away, and save your brain.
Ms. Marvel (2022)
Super boring
I don't blame the actors for this mess, they were all pretty good. Don't even blame the direction cause it had some fun and interesting visuals. But holy cow was this show boring as hell. I can't remember the last time I fast forwarded so much through anything. Just watch recap videos on YouTube and save yourself lots of time.
Schmigadoon! (2021)
Not for me.
What am I missing? Good reviews and heard it was good, but why does it suck so much? It's not funny and the songs stink. I like most of the actors in this but I ended up just hating it. But I honestly only watched 4 episodes, so maybe the rest were good. I'll never find out.
Call Me Kat (2021)
Garbage
Mayim isn't a good lead at all. She was fine in blossom a hundred years ago. But times have changed and she is an unlikeable person and actress. She is also the reason I stopped watching jeopardy. Stay away from this unfunny mess.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Very very disappointed
I'm a huge marvel fanboy, and hardly ever have anything bad to say to about the MCU, but this was a huge letdown. Ragnarok is easily one of my top 5 marvel films , so was very excited to see this one, but this was really really bad. It was boring as hell and none of the jokes landed for me. First time in a marvel movie I really wanted to leave or wished it would end already. Huge waste of Gorr the god butcher. And the whole Zeus and Olympus part were so cringe worthy. I don't know how this got made. It was garbage.
Measure of Revenge (2022)
So so so bad
This movie is so bad that even Netflix didn't want it. That should tell you enough. Stay away and save your brain cells. And also 150 characters is to much I think.
Good Mourning (2022)
You have no idea how bad it is
Until you actually sit down and watch it, you will have no idea how bad this is. Truth is, never finished watching it, but 40 minutes was still way to much. This is so bad and cheap that it should have came out the daily wire website for free. Stay away.
The Pentaverate (2022)
Bottom of the barrel
Maybe, just maybe , like 20 years ago this might have been mildly funny. But the jokes are so cringeworthy and out of date that you actually feel sorry for Michael myers. So many better things out there, please don't waste your time with this mess.
The Freak Brothers (2020)
Someone spent money to have this made
If you ever wanted a series written by a 13 year old who watched other shows with pot smokers in it, you found your show. I don't know how or why this got made. There has to be more talented people in Hollywood that can make better stuff... right???
The Afterparty (2022)
Just stolen ideas
Nothing new, fun or original here. Take knives out, clue and the hangover and put it in a blender and get a crappy lame series out of it. Had real high hopes for it because of miller, but was it dead on arrival. Luckily it's on apple plus and hardly anyone will see it.