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Penthouse Passport to Paradise: Hawaii (1991)
Pornstars Racquel Darrian and Janine Lindemulder shine
Seeing gorgeous Penthouse Pets Racquel Darrian's (Kelley Jackson) and Janine Lindemulder showing off their stunning bodies is worth the price of purchase! Racquel was already making pornos at this point and Janine would soon follow. Both girls spent over ten years in pornos and stripclubs following their stint in Penthouse. Both careers eventually wound down and they started doing progressively dirtier work, including interracial, shemale and taking on fans. Janine and Racquel famously made love to each other twice in the porno titled Girlfriend
Where the Boys Aren't 5 (1995)
Penthouse Pet Racquel Darrian in lesbian heaven
Definitely one of the finest of this long-running series. Racquel Darrian is obviously the major selling point here in this hardcore lesbian showcase. She gives it up first to her lesbian landlord, Kym Wilde, in one of Racquel's dirtiest scenes ever involving a 69. Racquel then gets tag- teamed out by the pool by Kym and Christy Canyon. They both devour her and you can sense just how much enjoyment Racquel is receiving from these two older pros. Both gals are bigger then tiny Racquel, so there's definitely a feeling of lesbian domination here. Racquel looks absolutely incredible in this scene as she allows her two lovers to eat her out, kiss, touch and explore without restriction. Racquel also does a beautiful job of enthusiastically going down on Christy, who is very hairy! There is also a later scene in which Racquel and Christy make love and Racquel drills her gal with a strap-on. End scene with all the girls, including Francesca Le, out by the pool is also pretty hot. Enthusiasm level for all these girls is pretty high in this film, with Racquel taking the prize as the most eager to spread her legs. No surprise there! Great video for lesbian couples. Lots of intimacy and genuine relationship moments. Racquel Darrian never lets her female fans down!
Racquel Released (1992)
Racquel Darrian in voyeur and cuckold fantasy
SPOILERS AHEAD: Racquel Released stars Penthouse Pet, Racquel Darrian, undoubtedly the most beautiful woman to ever go into pornos. This voyeur fantasy film is definitely one of the sexiest stories to be put out by Vivid. The tale begins with a stalker (Lane) spying on Racquel as she swims naked in her swimming pool. He watches her slowly towel off her absolutely perfect body. We then observe him peeking through a window as she gets dolled up for a night out. She puts on a pair of jaw-dropping white latex boots that go above her knees - just stunning. She then puts on a matching red thong and bra accented with sequins. She throws on a white see-through skirt and white jacket. Racquel seriously looks hotter than hell. Wow! She arrives at a seedy dump of a bar, which is pretty much where this girl begins most of her pornos if you've been paying attention! Naturally, all the men are drooling over her. The resident sleaze-bag, Trixy, spots her and even she begins to melt. Trixy is then given the brush off from a few of the locals who are now only interested in the 'new gal.' Racquel, possibly feeling guilty, invites Trixy over for a drink. Trixy is pretty gross compared to Racquel, but obviously understands Trixy might be territorial and not quite ready to give up her title as resident cum dumpster for the middle-class regulars. With great tact, Racquel seduces the older woman, first taking her out onto the dance floor to grind on, but then allowing Trixy to strip off her clothes as the men watch. The girls go down on each other, the scene culminating with Trixy triumphantly sitting on Racquel's face as Racquel spreads her long legs for the men to gawk at. It's a great scene that allows Trixy to save face and pass the slut torch to the new gal. Again, we see the stalker has followed Racquel and watched her go at with Trixy. We then later see Trixy has taken her new trophy girlfriend to an orgy to show off. One of the bar locals has joined them. They watch one guy with two girls (a brunette Racquel look-alike, but heavier and an Asian girl) as well as a blonde going down on some loser. Trixy feels up Racquel, trying to convince her to join in. Racquel is turned on, but seems apprehensive. She watches Trixy strip down and begin eating out the Chinese girl. Racquel is becoming hot and begins to touch herself under her skirt. She sits down and the local guy swoops in to get in on the hot and bothered newcomer. He can't believe his luck! He soon has her top off feeling her out. Racquel then gets up, now only in her white boots and panties and gives the guy a strip-show as she continues to check out the orgy action. Local guy then goes down on Racquel front and back like there's o tomorrow, before sticking it in her. Again, stalker guy is watching the orgy from outside window. Racquel goes down on local guy till he blows it all over her chest. Racquel is then seen arriving home just before sunrise, the implication that she spent the night taking on multiple males and females at the orgy. In fact, as she walks to her front-door she is so obviously limping that I think this humorous touch was added to confirm what a workout her muffin must have received at the orgy! We next see Racquel standing in her boots and thong. She is in her bedroom at sunrise checking out her incredible body in the mirror(can we blame her?). As she removes one boot we see the stalker behind standing in the doorway. Apparently she was too drunk to lock the front door. Racquel spots him and he runs for her, trying to tackle her on the bed. She gets away, running into the living-room. He catches her, tossing her over his shoulder like a caveman. She puts up a fight, beating on his back, but then smiles and laughs, giving in. As he throws her down on the bed, we realize they are husband and wife. It's never determined who's fantasy it is, but apparently one of them either likes watching their pretty wife spreading her legs for all the locals, or the wife enjoys acting like a slut while her husband watches. The story ends with Racquel going at it in the sack with the 'stalker,' who happily eats her out despite as many as three men shooting off loads inside her hours before! Not deterred, he then shoots a load in the mouth just to show her who's boss. Later in the morning, husband is off to work in shirt and tie. Racquel begs him to stay. He leaves. She is left alone, seductively grinding on his motorcycle seat, pretending to rev the engine, but certainly not pretending to be on the lookout for a mid-morning snack (pool boy or delivery guy ?) Great film. Terrific ice-breaker for convincing girlfriend to spread her legs for other guys or girls.
Intimate Journey (1993)
Penthouse Pet Racquel Darrian VS takes on short-haired lesbian
The best scenes all feature gorgeous Racquel Darrian at her absolute sexiness. She just looks incredible. Wow. First scene is Racquel at a guy's house ready to satisfy. The guy, unfortunately, is played by Derrick Lane, who Racquel fans could never stand. They fool around and eventually she sucks him off. Soon he is sitting on her pretty face as she licks his nut-sack. Pretty hot. They then start going at it. The dude's wife (Tianna) walks in to catch her man with who she finds out is a stewardess he's picked up. She seem plenty annoyed, but can't take her eyes off the naked Racquel. It doesn't take long before the girls are kissing. Tianna is perfect match for Racquel and the two have genuine desire for each other that is mesmerizing to watch. Racquel is pretty with a sculptured body; Tianna is skinny with a butch haircut and an aggressive sneer. Putting these two together is instant fireworks. Tianna actually appeared with Racquel in some of her early, low-budget lesbian films, and it's obvious these two have been dying to hook up again. Racquel seems rather eager to show off her new body to her mentor and to satisfy her. At this point, Lane should have sat out and let the two ladies go buck-wild on each other. Sadly, he sticks around. Tianna eating out Racquel so aggressively is pure magic. Tianna also goes down on Racquel's rear. Racquel belts on a strap-on and expertly bangs the now-sweaty bull like there's no tomorrow. Would have loved to see Tianna do this to Racquel. There was a sixty-nine scene cut, so perhaps this was a scene that also got trimmed? Scene ends with double BJ. Lane sprays Racquel's face and hair with cum. Next scene,Racquel takes on Tianna again and Leena joins in. This scene starts out great, but again something seems missing. There's a wonderful build up in which Racquel stands over Tianna as she spreads her legs to allow Tianna to devour her muffin and again go down on butt. Tianna's darting tongue certainly gets a workout. Racquel looks stunning and is clearly loving the expert tongue-lashing the old pro is giving her. Sadly, this scene is cut short before the three girls can climb into bed and really let loose. Final scene is Racquel in backyard in tiny sun-dress with the worlds luckiest garden- hose.
Traci Takes Tokyo (1986)
Traci Lords in Japan taking on local talent
Filmed on location in Tokyo. As is common practice now, American pornstars are paid huge sums of money to travel to Japan to spread their legs for various producers, fans and amateur porn actors. Bree Olson, Racquel Darrian and Lexi Belle are but a few of the big names to fly to the Far East to perform for the mega-rich. In this production, we first see Traci checking out the city. We next see her looking absolutely gorgeous as she is interviewed via translator. She is told the production team had 40 interesting applications for locals who wanted to take on the beautiful American pornstar and Penthouse Pet. The translator surprises Traci by telling her they've lined up a desperate, nerdy virgin who has practically begged to be in the film. Honestly, Traci looks a bit reluctant, but agrees to meet Toshi, a skinny nerd who's definitely never touched pussy. They meet on a rug with a table separating them. He lies and tells the camera crew he has a girlfriend but they've never been able to have sex. An odd story no one believes as it makes absolutely zero sense. Cut to Traci in silk-sheet bed, wearing panties and blue Japanese kimono. She shows off her incredible body for several minutes as she masturbates. Traci looks absolutely stunning. A moment later, nerd- boy Toshi makes his way to the bed. Traci lays him down as she opens his red kimono. He looks really nervous and seems to have eyes closed some of the time. Traci kisses him gently on the lips before moving down to kiss his nipples and stomach in a very seductive manner. She then kisses and tongues his erect cock through his silk underwear. Definitely one of hottest things I've ever seen. He is writhing in near pain he is so turned on. Traci has removed her own panties and in a flash has Toshi's off as she quickly mounts him, slipping his hard dick inside her pussy as she begins riding the skinny dweeb. It is hilarious to see her take control of this loser and just totally rock his world. This guy will never have a woman this hot ever again - it is all downhill from here! He lasts about one minute. Shoots inside, Traci pulls it out expertly for second load on her ass. Traci then has a good lesbian scene with a Japanese legend. Traci comes out on top! In the next scene, Traci is seated in a room of amateurs that she will taking on during her visit; two are Japanese males, two are Japanese girls (plain - blah!) and one German guy who's paid his own way to Japan just to have sex with Traci. Both the Japanese guys are creepy and just gross. Also very skinny and small. Traci is next seen in a glamorous bathroom sitting down quietly. The director of the film, a Japanese dude, asks through a translator what's wrong? After some reassuring small- talk Traci pulls up her skirt and offers herself up to the old man. She looks stunning in heels and skirt and you can be sure he poked her when the cameras were off, but he declines on- camera as he signals for one of the creepy guys to come into the spacious bathroom as Traci is now getting herself off over a bidou. Soon Traci is sitting on the sink as the guy eats her out. They are then on the floor, naked. Traci goes down on his ass, licking him like an ice cream; definitely the most scorching moment in the film. She then licks his nuts and sucks him off. He bangs her. Pretty good stuff. Traci then takes on the German. The guy has some problems staying hard, but Traci is the best ever giving head so he finally gets nice and hard. He nails her from behind. Not bad. For the finale, Traci is in a red hot-tub being interviewed off- camera. All the sex- partners she's been filmed with are behind a divider waiting to find out who Traci picks as the best experience so far. The winner gets another round with Traci! She surprises the translator by choosing Toshi, the virgin nerd the production crew have been making fun of. Traci insists it really turned her on to dominate a first-timer. Toshi is shocked as he shyly comes into view and climbs naked into the tub. Traci brings him close, running her red fingertips over his chest as she kisses the nerd and prepares to make love to him again Sadly, they roll the credits. Not sure if that scene was for the sequel, but we didn't get to see her break in the new girls or spread her legs for the other Japanese dude.
Paramedics (1988)
Playboy Playmate Karen Witter (Lorre) looks incredible and film's only plus.
I watched this years ago to see Karen in one of her earlier roles. By today's standards her part would be seen as degrading and does admittedly play out like a sub-plot from a porno. In one memorable scene, Karen is all dolled up pretty in heels and a skirt standing on the side of the road at night. As a paramedic van passing by slows down for the team to take a look, she hikes up skirt to show the boys her delicious gams. Karen is then next being escorted to the back of the van for some stranger fun. I believe there is a shot of the van rocking as the men take turns on top of Karen. In another scene, she has seduced an old man (Ray Waltson from My Favorite Martian). He eventually has a heart attack following a sexy goodbye kiss. Throughout the film she is known as Danger Girl, as she gets her kicks causing car accidents. The sultry hitchhiker apparently enjoys dangerous and anonymous sex with whomever is behind the wheel. A toned down version of this plot line does exist.
Racquel Untamed (1990)
Penthouse Pet Racquel Darrian trapped in loony-bin taking on everyone
One of Racquel's earliest films. She looks incredible and she is doing all the nasty, dirty stuff she steered away from later when she got signed by Vivid. Racquel finds herself in a mental-ward sexually satisfying her insatiable carnal lust in several lesbian, interracial and straight scenes, including getting off a blind guy. However, her most explosive moment comes when she is taken to her prison cell by the local bull-dy*e, played by aging porn veteran, Chessie Moore, most famous for her taking on dogs and interracial stuff. Needless to say, poor lil' Racquel gets torn to shreds by the big gal. And it is beautiful! Chessie even hoists up tiny Racquel and eats her out standing up. Hilarious! Racquel then sucks wildly on her gigantic breasts. Crazy scene!
Best of Leather and Lace (1994)
Pretty Racquel gives it up for nasty bulls
Hiring a Penthouse Pet to be ravaged by a bunch of older, rougher lesbians will either gross you out or have you wearing out the freeze-frame key on your remote. Most people find it quite beautiful and hopefully you will too? For a while, there was a time in Racquel's porn career in which she was taking on any girl the studio put in front of her. Racquel spread her legs for some gross looking biker trash, but she always seemed to be enjoying it and ended up having lesbian romances and hook-ups off-screen, so it's a good indicator she was properly worked over. This is a good couples tape for lesbians looking to watch pretty girls in lingerie getting banged by leather-clade dyk*s.
Wheels of Fire (1985)
Playboy Playmate humiliates herself; parents and Hef.
In Wheel of Fire, Lynda is in a Road Warrior knock-off in which she is captured and gang-raped by a group of scummy, bearded, tattooed bikers. When first captured, she can be seen on the ground screaming as her top is ripped off, revealing her awesome rack. The leader has his way with her, ties her to the hood of a beat up car and tears around the desert with a still topless Lynda screaming her head off. He then rewards his fat biker worshippers by letting them pin her down and take turns screwing her.
Apparently, the original cut has a much longer rape scene that goes on forever. She is beautiful, but this feature is borderline porn. Obviously working on this film was better than having to sit through it. Don't watch it with a date. it is quite misogynistic.
The film is apparently a bit of an embarrassment to Playboy.
The Seafarers (1953)
Film on DVD 2008!
The film The Seafarers will be released on DVD during the Fall of 2008. The DVD will contain bonus features and will be available through retailers such as Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Borders, Facets Multimedia, Netflix and Blockbuster. The film was considered lost for many decades and its going to great to finally see this unique title available to the general public. The bonus features on the DVD will include audio commentary and an interview with one of Kubrick's daughter's. Stanley Kubrick is most famous for the following films: Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut, Paths of Glory, Spartacus, Lolita, The Shining, Barry Lyndon and The Killing.
Torrid Tales (1996)
Racquel Darrian in she-male frenzy
Racquel Darrian, Nikki Tyler and Madelyn Knight enjoy a lesbian love-making session which includes a retelling by Racquel and Nikki of how they were made love to by a she-male whilst on a road trip through Canada. The two belt on a strap-on penis to Madelyn and have her make love to them both as they revisit their torrid night of hardcore action with a chick-with-a-d***. Both former Penthouse hotties perform oral sex on Knight's plastic unit which will drive any viewer - male or female - wild. Great scene for kinky couples, lesbians or any single guy who enjoys drooling over three of the most sensational bodies in the adult film industry.
More Dirty Debutantes 5 (1989)
Racquel Darrian and Ed Powers
Racquel probably made a good choice by not allowing herself to be subjected on camera to a dirty shagging from creepy nerd beer-belly champ Ed Powers. Yes, he does have his way with all the girls as a rule of thumb, but the 90's were a little different from today. Whatever pretty Racquel had to endure at his mercy (hold nose; close eyes, thinking of someone else!), the payoff was worth it. She would soon appear in Penthouse magazine and would soon become one of the highest paid Vivid contract girls. Yes, Briana Banks, Lori Michaels, Shane (from 'Shane's World') all performed with Ed on camera, but it was much later on. Back then it meant you would stay at the bottom, slumming it in low-budget features.
Afterglow (1997)
A wonderful, engaging film!
This gem of a movie is a beautiful, sensual, thoughtful film that should be studied by anyone interested in screenwriting.
As with many of the Alan Rudolph films I've seen, 'Afterglow' seems to take place in an unworldly area of the human psyche that is both comforting and enlightening. 'Afterglow,' to me, is like a rich, fragrant cup of coffee on a blustery, cold day.
If you've viewed Rudolph's previous films, such as 'Choose Me,' 'Mrs Parker,' 'Trouble in Mind,' and 'Made in Heaven' you already know you're in for a one-of- a-kind treat. Enjoy!
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Jurassic Krap III
Ever see one of those video games that proceed the release of a 'blockbuster' film? Playing the game is sort of lke revisting the film, but its really not. Its just a shadow of the original. Silly, boring and a waste of time. In a way, Jurassic Park III is new kind of sci-fi film. 'New' because for the first time, the special effects sequences are so much more interesting and intelligent than the live action. For the FX crew, this film must be a massive letdown. There's a tremendous amount of work and detail present on-screen, but the film flops every time the dinosaurs make an exit. The acting and dialouge are excruciating. Sam Neill is fine, but the rest is pathetic. This film has a totally transparent storyline and some of the lamest plot holes this film viewer has ever seen. The photography is awful as is the editing.