Reviews

5 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
The Nightmare Becomes Reality (poss. SPOILERS!)
20 January 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Umberto Lenzi once again piggybacks his way into infamy. After copying A MAN CALLED HORSE with his MAN FROM DEEP RIVER and unwittingly kick-starting the Italian cannibal film genre, and after riding the wave of giallo and crime pictures, and after several attempts to one-up Ruggero Deodato in the cannibal sweepstakes, he turns his attention to another genre, the zombie film. Well, sort of.

After the release of George Romero's DAWN OF THE DEAD (and its successful Italian release as ZOMBI), Lucio Fulci immediately followed up with ZOMBI 2, a successful cash-in which also stood on its own quite well, displaying his typically misanthropic outlook in a new avenue. Not one to let a potential trend go, the prolific Lenzi knew well enough to go in a slightly different direction. Instead of traditional zombies, we face rampaging bands of radiation victims who have somehow become insanely homicidal. Instead of the shambling army depicted by Romero and Fulci, these guys are FAST. They run, use tools, drive cars, fly planes, shoot guns. But what they make up for in novelty, they lose in effectiveness. What makes the traditional zombie frightening is its sense of "otherness." They were once us, but in death they have become something else completely. Despite a few laughable attempts at makeup, there's nothing really different about the "zombies" of NIGHTMARE CITY. When they're organized and coherent enough to signal each other to move forward, the only thing separating them from a bunch of bullying jerks taken to the nth level is the ability to speak.

But that's not the least of Lenzi's problems. There's a great deal of simply shoddy filmmaking going on here. There's poor set design, as evidenced by the news room set (a blue screen, a desk and a large fern). There's the script, with its inability to make up its mind whether these things are just infected people or zombies (they're not undead, but they can only be stopped by a shot to the head?). There's the ridiculous "zombie" makeup (in which grossly deformed faces only extend to around the seemingly unaffected neck area, and in which you can see holes between eyes and noses). And there's the attacks, in which we rarely see any traditional gore effects -- which would be about the only thing this movie would have going for it, if they were there. We see about 2 or 3 scenes of things actually happening to people. For the most part, what we see are obvious cheats -- knives sliding along the surfaces of people's throats, leaving thin lines of blood; stabbing effects in which we see knives just touch the surface of someone's clothing; the infected leaning in to apparantly lick the wounds of their victims (since we never see any real tearing of flesh), etc. Near the end, we do see some exploding gun-shot heads (though they all look remarkably similar), an eye-gouging (Fulci had nothing to worry about), and a small piece of skin cut from a woman's breast (which never looks any more real than an Andy Milligan flick's effects), but it's too little (MUCH too little) too late.

Then there's the end. Oh, boy does it ever end.

Or does it?

Actually, any of Lenzi's missteps here would be forgiven if there was a sense of personal investment in the film, or even a hint of actual filmmaking ability. But despite a couple of relatively tense setpieces (which, not coincidentally, do not feature the infected hordes), there's nothing here to grasp onto. There is not any Romero-esque satire. There isn't any of Fulci's personality. There's actually none of Bruno Mattei's Ed Wood-level bad-filmmaking charm. It's just there, and no matter how fast the masses run, there's no momentum, no energy...there's no THERE there. Lenzi does, almost as an afterthought, add some heavy-handed anti-nuclear sloganeering, and thinks about discussing the failure of the military in the face of this crisis (but that only lasts for about 3 seconds), seemingly in order to give his film a sense of relevance, but it's to no avail. And it's possible to make a decent flick about fast-moving, tool-using hordes of "infected" people -- there's Jean Rollin's GRAPES OF DEATH and Danny Boyle's 28 DAYS LATER..., both of which share a similar plotting to this film, and both of which completely outdo it.

If you've already seen every other apocalyptic Italian zombie flick on the market, and haven't gotten 'round to this one yet, you might as well see it. I'm sure there's worse you could do. If you haven't, by all means, don't start here.
0 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Neglected Disney Classic
23 October 2000
I happened upon this film during a late night when nothing else was on TV, and couldn't have been happier that I came across it.

In this, we're taken behind-the-scenes of Disney studios circa 1941, and given a humorous (and, I'm sure, highly fictionalized) tour of the studio and its various departments. While I've always been a fan of Disney's animation, I'd never been given a glimpse of the animators themselves, and I always thought that they deserved to be as well known as the Warner Brothers stable of talent. Well, here they're given a chance to hog the spotlight (as Disney himself doesn't show up until the final few moments of the film) and show off their talents.

Not only is this a good chance for you to see how some of your Disney favorites were brought to screen, the linking device with comic Robert Benchley is charming throughout, and the attitude is more than a little self-deprecating (playing up the notion that one is indoctrinated into the "Disney way of life" in working for the Mouse, Benchley's guide is portrayed as a militarily-garbed, wormy little walking Disney Rule Book). The animation itself is great (as is usual for Disney of this vintage) and the live-action work is funny in a way that most Disney live-action works aren't. All of this adds up to a most rewarding, and highly neglected, classic from the Vaults of Disney.
6 out of 8 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
How exciting these Satanic 70's.
12 October 2000
Whenever someone describes Brian De Palma as being "all style, no substance," occasionally I'll pull out "Sisters," occasionally "Blow-Out," but most often, my rebuttal is "Phantom of the Paradise." This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite films of all time. A nearly perfect mix of "Phantom of the Opera," "Faust," "Beauty and the Beast," and "The Picture of Dorian Gray," with superior music by Paul Williams (who also excels as Swan). William Finley is superb as Winslow/The Phantom, and Jessica Harper gives just the right combination of innocence and ambition as Phoenix. On top of it all is a sly satire on "selling out" to the entertainment industry. And how bad can a movie be when it offers perhaps your only chance to see Gerrit Graham in pseudo-glam drag dancing like a chicken? If your taste runs to the camp, if you enjoy either "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" or "The Abominable Dr. Phibes," then you owe it to yourself to see this. Amazing stuff.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
...and never smarten up a chump.
11 September 2000
Finally tracked down a videotape of this little classic, and was extremely impressed. A fitting send-off for Fields, as it takes the insanity of the motion picture business head-on, and lets his more "off-the-wall" humor take center-stage. Like the best of the Marx Brothers' classics, there's not much plot to get in the way of the laughs--just gag after gag after gag. My favorite scene? Uncle Bill going into a soda shoppe, and remarking to the camera, "This was supposed to be set in a saloon, but the censor wouldn't allow it. It oughta play just as well..."
11 out of 12 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Blood Freak (1972)
10/10
Incredible, simply incredible...
30 August 2000
Man, oh man. What can one say about this film? There's no denying that it's a *bad* film. Of that we can be sure. But try to pigeonhole it into any other category, and you'll end up with a headache the size of Lake Michigan. What can one say about a movie in which a beefy Vietnam vet (resembling a late-60's Conway Twitty) follows a nice Christian young lady home, only to fall for her sister, get hooked on some bizarre strain of pot, eat an entire "experimental" turkey cooked up by some mad poultry scientists (who themselves are hooked on the wacky weed), turn into the ugly cousin of the San Diego Chicken, and become driven to feed on the blood of addicts? Where else can you see a tender love scene between a young woman and a turkey monster? Where else can you see a man in a bad turkey mask cut the prosthetic leg off of a drug dealer? Where else can you see the most insane bad-movie dream sequence this side of "Glen Or Glenda?" Where else can you see an entire cast made up of what appears to be either Foghat or their roadies? What other film features an almost-constant barrage of turkey gobbles that sound more like pencil erasers on glass? Where else can you see the director chain-smoke on camera, preach against defiling the body with chemicals, and have a coughing fit? Stop reading this review *right now* and track this baby down! I laughed until I wept. It's a beautiful thing.
18 out of 21 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed