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10/10
Much better than the first
11 August 2003
The 2nd in the series FAR exceeds the first and most likely is the best in the series. If you buy the dvd of the 2nd film the 3rd comes on it, in the 3rd there is no michael dudioff, and I'm not sure even if jackson is in the 3rd. I just had to put my two cents in and say THIS IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST...and does not deserve close to the score it has here..I am giving this 10/10.
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Camp (2003)
10/10
AMAZING, AMAZING MOVIE!!!
10 August 2003
When I went to see this movie I was under the impression it was a John Waters film. It is not , but could have been one of his movies. Best scene ever an attractive girl singing a song and throwing up after almost every line..lol. When I went to look about info on the actors on this film I noticed it was almost all first time actors...AMAZING with this brilliant, brilliant cast. GREAT SONGS, and I even cried when the fat black gril sang a song to express to her angry dad that she is fat and that is who she is. Brilliant 10/10
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Heat (1986)
Very Intense....please read this review
23 July 2003
The beginning of this movie I thought it was a horror film, a shot following a bloody woman to the ER. This is a cheat as Roger Ebert puts it and misleads us. However that set-up with the beat up girl is incredibul...its very interesting how the director chooses to take revenge on the people who beat up the girl...HOWEVER I have seen over a million movies in my day believe me and this is by far the worst ending I have ever seen. EVER. After seeing the movie I was not mad I spent 2hrs watching it because the early action scenes were very good and showing the star with a gambling problem very unique. We all know what happens to people with gambling problems and you see in the movie. However this is a very small subplot and does not get expanded in the least...very weak. There are so many things this movie could have been. And about the HORRIBLE ending I would never give it away even thou I belive it to be the worst anti-climax ending ever it is sooooooooo uniqie I dont believe any movie ever made has done it and for good reason. A million more movies can come out in the next 20 years none will end like this come on...YOUR LEADING UP TO THE FINAL BATTLE WITH a guy who has been in vietnam and is considered to be one of the deadliest men in the world and they don't even fight...you have to see what happens...wow...I can't take it. This is the longest review I have ever written on this site and I just can't get over how good this movie could have been. A dam shame...6.8 out of 10 but a definite viewing for any gamblerholic or lover of offbeat cinema.
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BAD BAD MOVIE SKIP AT ALL COSTS!!!
13 July 2003
There is no poker in this film first off. Actually everything you read on the back of the box is wrong. Top five worst movies I have seen in past 5 years. If you check my comment index I ususally don't review movies that I disliked....but for this I made an exception...next time I go to blockbuster and see this I am going to be very tempted on lighting the box on fire. It's that bad.
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Dracula II: Ascension (2003 Video)
5/10
A true 5.0 movie...
18 June 2003
First off dracula is locked up 60 mins out of the total 85 of this film. It is interesting how he is locked away etc etc for about the first 20-25 minutes but the movie can not hold up on its own after that and goes downhill. There are scenes worth watching in the movie but overall a disappointment. That being said if there is a third dracula I may rent it just to see how bad a movie can get from the orginal. I recommend renting jason goes to hell instead or almost any other horror movie you THINK may be worth renting because this is a disappointment period.
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Soul Assassin (2001)
10/10
SO UNIQUE SO DIFFERENT I LOVED IT
12 June 2003
This movie has tons of action. The acting is so bad by skeet but o well. This was non-stop action. It is 2:44 am right now and I can't really go into detail why it was so good, but if your looking for a GREAT action film see this. A note about the plot...it goes in crazy circle...actually gave me a headache..and lastly I never thought I'd say this but I am actually going to seek this movie out that has a 3.5 right now and BUY IT...
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Abandon (2002)
10/10
TERRIFIC RENT!!!! from the man who brought us traffic
24 April 2003
To all of the people bashing the movie...what are you comparing this to PULP FICTION? This movie was great...it gives you clues threwout the film as to its end and doesn't come out of left field with a ridulous ending which is part of the reason I suspect everyone is bashing it. Also if you are watching this on DVD ...be sure to check out the first deleted scence entitled PRE-INTERVIEW JITTERS ..that sure was a great scene..ashame the filmmakers couldn't include it. 10/10 (It's not a 10/10 but it sure is far from a 4.7)
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Spider (2002)
1/10
WORST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN PAST 8 MONTHS
16 March 2003
I go to the movies every weekend , sometimes twice in one weekend...and this is by far the worst movie I have seen since FULL FRONTAL. If your a fan of cronendberg you are going to be very disappointed this makes existenz look like citizen kane. Worst movie ever, please go waste your time seeing it don't listen to me.
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Ted Bundy (2002)
AMAZING!! AMAZING!! BRAVO MATTHEW BRIGHT!! BRAVO!!!
18 February 2003
Matthew bright who did the SPECTUCLAR (FREEWAY) with reese witherspoon comes this gruesome and full of NUDITY...YUMMMM. I can't stress enough how happy i was that this lived up to my expectations after seeing freeway which is my 2nd favorite movie behind chopper. To the reviewer that said this was garbage.....give me a break ...you know nothing of the serial killer genre....go rent good will hunting you loser.
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Not great..I was disappointed and here's why...
17 February 2003
Sonny Chiba made the first two movies first off...and he is barely in this one..I dont think he said one word in this entire film and when they show him...it doesnt even look like it IS HIM! Anyhow what I liked about this film is out of the three i saw this has most nudity and there is one scene when a father is forced to watch his daughter be raped...that was pretty funny maybe thats not the word..but out of the three i rate this one last not by much...I'm off to see the fourth in this series...from what i heard its even worse...I'll let yall know.
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10/10
Amazing..breathtaking...incredibul..top 3 of the year
2 October 2002
I thought for sure nothing would make me want to reread hamlet again. After viewing this movie I may buy the book and look at it a 2nd time. This movie is about a lesbian relationship. Paulie and terry(i think thats her name). When terrys little sister bursts into her dorm room terry is sharing the bed with paulie. Terry vehemtly denies a lesbian relationship and says she must have crawled into her bed when she was sleeping. The movie shows what this does to paulie how she can simply not go on without terry's love. I did dislike some of the beniging with the introduction of mouse or rather mary B. Its sappy crap and I thought for a secound this movie would be a sappy crappy movie ...HELL NO! Within the first 3 minutes We see a great dance scene with music from violent femmes "day after day" very energetic. By the way terry has GREAT BREASTS! I have seen THE GOOD GIRL, IGBY GOES DOWN and other movies that i consider amazing this year but I rate LOST AND DELIRIOUS right up there with those I may even go out on a limb and say I liked this movie better than those 2. I surely liked it better than the good girl. Anyway you DEFINITELY can't go wrong watching this film. ALL(yes all) will like it. 10 out of 10
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Chasing Sleep (2000)
7/10
ATTEN: MUST HAVE 140 IQ TO LIKE FILM
22 August 2002
This film is dark , disturbing and sublimely werid. The qualities I mentioned is what I look for in a film. EXCEPT, like EVERY lynch film it leaves ALOT out of the story. Like what really happened? I usually cannot make out films like this. Although reading one very helpful review on this site I have found many hints that were dropped in the film. This is a great film but only IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT! After finishing the film , I thought to myself, this film had the potential of a MEMENTO but was just too dam vague.(ex. mulholland drive)If your reading this review you have probably already have seen the movie and are looking for answers, check all the reviews im not giving away the answers cause there already on the site. Very good film BUT WILL IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE WITH BELOW GENUIS IQ'S. And that is the sad truth 7/10 .
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Trees Lounge (1996)
2/10
This movie is horrible...its dreck !
12 March 2002
It's really unbelievable how bad this movie is. It's about a loser, steve busemic , so I thought hey maybe it will be ok..a movie about a loser dosent sound like typical hollywood mainstream crap. But dam , this movie starts off and goes NOWHERE! The movie ends in what 2 hours or a little less and nothing happens . We are blessed with the utterly beautiful chloe from "Kids". But she doesnt have a huge part and no , no nudity. I just can't get over how bad this is! I almost wished I saw a stupid mainstream hollywood film. At least then I would know what I would be getting. This is one of the top five worst movies I've seen all year. no doubt 2 out of 10
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Orange County (2002)
1/10
WHAT A CRAPPY MOVIE!!!! ITS NOT WORTH THE 4 MINS OF JACK BLACK!!
17 January 2002
This movie was an atrocity. I loved freddy got fingered and movies like kingpin and the big leboski , but dam does this movie suck. Its only 83 minutes and for good reason , also alot of the scenes in the trailer arent even in the movie...theres about 3 good bits in the movie all jack black. The storyline of the plot is so ridulous the guy wants to go to stanford cuz he found a book in the sand and read it and the author teaches at stanford when he tracks him down its so crappy , this was what the whole movie was leading up to...Blah ..THE MOVIE SUCKED!!! I COULD HAVE WALKED OUT OF IT!!!
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10/10
This prison flick is a must see .....
2 November 2001
Not your typical run of the mill prison flick. This is set in a millitary prison, the warden James Garofini admires the new inmate General Irwin at first, until Irwin looks at Garofini's collection of memorabillia and says a man that has this much memorabillia must have never set foot on the battle field...and then ITS ON!!! A very emotional movie that makes you feel proud to be an american in a werid kind of way... 9/10 (Although I liked the end...I think it could be a smitch better)
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Angel Eyes (2001)
1/10
Contender for WORST movie of the YEAR !!
20 May 2001
When I went to see this movie I was expecting a very good movie. I only read one sentence from one review and said to myself I don't want to know the outcome I want to try and figure it out. By the trailer it looks as if this movie resembled the sixth sense. Well dam ...WRONG!! This movie is crap !!! A true piece of crap!! 1 out of 10
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The Forsaken (2001)
5/10
Big Disappointment , Save your money
29 April 2001
I was looking forward to this movie when I saw the trailer. Well, let me compare this movie to Vampires. Vampires is about 3.5 times better. In the very beginning of The Forsaken it opens up with a girl in a shower covered in blood bathing. Now I thought this has some freaking potential . It went all downhill from there. I really wanted to just walk out it was so bad. And I am a huge Horror buff. Go rent dracula 2000 instead ! Now that wasn't a bad flick.
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10/10
BEST SCENE IN ANY COMEDY I HAVE EVER SEEN !!
21 April 2001
First off I know that is a bold statement but this movie has some of the funniest scenes you will ever see in a comedy. It also has a couple of scenes I wish I wouldn't have seen. This is by far one of the best comedies I have seen in the past 2 years. I have been reading every one else's comments and it seems that most off them most have left the movie theater after the first 10-12 minutes. I won't give it away but him on his first date with betty who trys and flips creamers for fun must times in a row she can are the best I have ever seen ...one in particular. Definitely worth seeing !!!
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Memento (2000)
10/10
Amazing ....simply genius....but.....
1 April 2001
This movie was the most orignal movie I have ever seen it has earned a place on my top 100 movies of all time. But...the problem is the director got carried away. Up until the final 5 minutes it was ingenius. Then who knows what happened you can go over and over it again and again in your mind but the simple truth is the director was trying to out do himself and in it...he failed. There will never be a movie like momento again. The only thing I can compare it to is david lynch films except I hate every david lynch film I ever saw...but loved this movie ..even if the director got a little carried away.

FINAL VERDICT 10/10 One of the best films of 2001.
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Paranoid (I) (2000)
5/10
Not as bad as everyone wrote....
1 February 2001
I thought this movie wasn't extremely bad. It did run a little long..but maintaining your interest for about the middle 3o mins and a slighty good ending which left you with the feeling that the movie was semi-good. Alba wasn't really good ... I agree that it looked like she was constipated with the acting she was portraying. final grade 5 out of 10. I mean dam it has a 3.2 right now... i really doubt it deserves that.
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This movie was HORRIBLE !!!
16 October 2000
awful awful... you can't even say this is a tarantino rip off because in doing so you would imply this is like a tarantino but its sooooooooooo bad...i haven't seen a film this bad in a long time . so go ahead and rent this or buy it but its out of print for a reason not one bit interesting and worse they try to act in the movie the whole thing ... it's even worse than it sounds alot worse.
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