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Smegger
As my name suggests I am a fan of BBC comedy Red Dwarf
You will mostly find me on the following boards
1) SPORTS
2) CULT TV
3) ARROW
4) TOP GEAR
5) POLITICS
And to be neighbourly I visit others as well.
A few of the films I like, in no particular order
1) The Shawshank Redemption
2) High Fidelity
3) The Negotiator
4) The Monthy Python films
5) Sin City
6) Batman Begins
7) The Dark Knight
8) Orange County
9) True Romance
10) Heart & Souls
11) Love Actually (take out the Hugh Grant sections and it would be a fine film)
12) Grosse Point Blank
13) Memento
14) Identity
15) Trainspotting
16) Snatch
17) Hot Fuzz
18) Shaun of the Dead
19) Walk Hard - Dewey Cox
20) Pulp Fiction
Some of the bands I like
The Beatles
The Coral
Lightning Seeds
Feeder
David Gray
The Police
The Zutons
Stereophonics
The Feeling
Lionel Richie
The Killers
I am a big sports fan, had my life taken its supposed path I would be a sports journalist.
I support:-
Liverpool FC
Northampton Saints (rugby union)
I follow these clubs as I was born and lived in Liverpool, and then moved to Northampton for 10 years - now stuck in Southend-on-Sea
I also like most other sports, but dont follow them to any great degree, but like to have a basic understanding of current happenings in them.
Other sites I frequent
www.theanswerbank.co.uk
www.funtrivia.com
www.sporcle.com
Previous Sigs
Oh smeg! What the smegging smegs he smegging done. He's smegging killed me.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window?
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
With hope in your heart. You'll never walk alone!!
Realise the impotence of proof reading everything you write
IMDb Fantasy Football Prediction League Season 1 (2005-06) Runner-up
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Reviews
Barbara (1995)
Comedy......methinks not
Trash drivel etc, and its back 4 a second series oh dear, the jokes are second hand, the acting if you can call it that is terrible. Its also on prime time television, while it deserves to be on in the graveyard slot. So many decent series' get canned, why does the rubbish keep coming back. Please stop this madness
Angela Anaconda (1999)
Terrible
Someone said that this was in line with Terry Gilliams (of Python fame) work. i dont agree, this is utter rubbish compared to his work. Even South Park is better animated than this. It is badly written, has the most irritating voices ever, and is not funny in any way. Good cartoons get canned and we have this garbage on, thats not right.
U-571 (2000)
Hollywood Strikes again
Yet again another Hollywood true story that just happens to miss the facts that the British captured the code machine, and yes British crewmen died in their attempts. And now we're supposed to believe the heroic Americans did all the hard work. Come on, Hollywood try and tell the truth at least a bit. Part from that quite a good war movie
The Waterboy (1998)
fan-tiddly-tastic
is there no end to Sandlers genius, another film of his that made me laugh out loud, and is a cert to be added to my video collection. Good to see familar faces popping up, who have been in other Sandler films, and as always Henry "The Fonz" Winkler was superb. Nice cameo from The Big Show as Capt Insano as well
The Flint Street Nativity (1999)
Nothing bad to say
Starring the cream of the talent we have in the UK today, this brought back some fond, and not so fond memories of primary school. Everyone especially Frank Skinner was superb in acting out the Nativity, with everyone trying to please their parents. The drinks afterwards had the parents of the "kids" who were played by the actual actors themselves, and brought many a giggle. Just a pity its an one-off
Necessary Roughness (1991)
Short n Sweet
Very funny film, and even though it was the same tired old formula of misfits winning against the best team it was still entertaining to watch. Scott Bakula, and Sinbad made it for me and I can't believe I've only just watched it. If you like Quantum Leap then I guess you'd like this .
The Wonderful World of Disney: Mail to the Chief (2000)
Not bad, Not bad at all
Typical Randy Quaid film, appealing to all, has been done before, but what the heck. Young kid helps out the "most powerful man in the world" by helping him relate to the American public, etc. Randy Quaid seems to be the only "star" in this comedy, and so really carries the whole film himself.