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Dragnet (1987)
Jack Webb would be appalled.
Don't get me wrong, I really love Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks, however, I place my love for Dragnet (the series) high above their combined talents. I can't believe that Harry Morgan would play witness to such a turd of a movie. You would never hear me say this ordinarily, but thank god Jack Webb wasn't alive to see such a pathetic portrayal of Joe Friday. *AAARGH*
Herd (1999)
An absolute riot!
This is a gem of a short! Primarily, one would think, Herd is a short about a guy who works a dead end job at a fast food joint. His life is presumably redundant until an alien begins stalking him. However, Herd is really about the decimation of planet earth by aliens, to appease the cow populous. A few scenes stick in my memory:
When the man returns home from his burger joint job, he finds soul solicitors on his doorstep. They let themselves into his home, where he promptly sprays them down with a fire extinguisher.
Also the alien is a cutie. He looks like a p***ed off kermit the frog.
The Mummy (1999)
John Hannah: The Redemption
This movie was so factually inaccurate. Flesh-eating scarabs, and architects portrayed as cursed men. What a laugh. John Hannah was the only saving grace of this "Horrorable" movie.
Ninja Knight Brothers of Blood (1988)
Funny as Hell.
This movie is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life!
Everyone needs to go out and see this film! Incontinuity, bad dubbing, a yellow "Ninja" suit, excessive smoking, and a suicide by stabbing at a wedding. It has all the makings for the best black humour movie of all time. Somehow, I don't think that it was intended as such... nonetheless, EXCELLENT.