- Richard Lewis: What are you guys doing?
- Larry David: Jon's starring in a movie. And the character is based on me, so he's kind of shadowing me.
- Richard Lewis: What's the name of the movie? "The Biggest Asshole That Ever Roamed the Earth"?
- Cheryl David: [to Larry] I am glad you're here.
- Larry David: Are you? I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth.
- Leon: Larry. I got a "Gotta Go" emergency. I'm at the shoeshine shop, right, the guy must have food poisoning. He's stuck in the fucking toilet.
- Larry David: What do you want me to do?
- Leon: I need you to cover for me at the newsstand. The guy relies on me for his 6:00 piss.