- Jason Craig: Speech time. So, deep breath. Look both ways. Wear a helmet and just be careful.
- Alex Levy: Oh, come on. Don't worry. I'm almost always careful.
- Jason Craig: [Facetiously] . Almost.
- Hannah Shoenfeld: [to a group of her female co-workers] Oh, please. What does any of it matter? Men put their dicks in a bunch of places they don't belong. But who amongst us could say we wouldn't all be doing the same if we were... differently equipped?
- Mia Jordan: You're a nihilistic drunk, Hannah.
- Hannah Shoenfeld: Fucking right, babe.
- Mia Jordan: And I love it!
- Bradley Jackson: I'm not trying to double or triple fuck any of y'all. I am just a witness to history here, just like the rest of you.