- Self - Host: Jeannine, you don't have to clarify that you said "demon rats". You look and sound like a person who uses "demon rats" all the time. If your delivery guy was five minutes late, I'm pretty sure you'd call him a "demon rat".
- [He imitates Pirro]
- Self - Host: "WHEN I ORDER MY EGGROLLS... I WANT THEM WHEN THEY'RE HOT!"