Green Eggs and Ham (TV Series)

Mouse (2019)

Adam Devine: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : And who might you be?

  Guy : It's me, Guy. With a mustache.

  Sam : Nice to meet you, guy with a mustache. I'm Sam with a jail hat.

• Shvizelton Cop 1 : Welcome to Shvizelton jail. Enjoy your stay. Oh, and you're entitled to one call.

  Sam : Okay, one call.

  [He goes to the window and yells out of it] 

  Sam : GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYY!

• Shvizelton Cop 1 : [catching up to Sam on the tower]  I'm sorry, but I really do need to arrest you now. Did you find your friends?

  Sam : [heaving a heavy sigh]  No. I lost them.

  Shvizelton Cop 1 : [sympathetically]  Oh.

  [He kneels down and hugs Sam] 

  Shvizelton Cop 1 : May I arrest you now?

  Sam : [defeated]  Yeah. You're a really good hugger.

• Sam : Oh, the places you'll go!

  [He sees the cops coming] 

  Sam : Hopefully not jail.

• Sam : Guess what they serve here! Green eggs and ham. Try some?

  Guy : Ugh, no!

  Sam : They're surprisingly good with a mouse.

  Guy : I will not eat them with a mouse. I'm fine with oat mush.

  Mouse : I don't want to eat them with you either, you filthy son of a-

  [Cut back to Sam and Guy's perspective, where all we hear is squeaking] 

• Sam : [listening to the mouse's song]  Yeah. I understood none of that, but I'm gonna call you Squeaky.