The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XXVIII (2017)
Dan Castellaneta: Oh Homer!, Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown
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Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : Hey, mister cat, what are you playing with? A secret door? We don't have smoke alarms, but we have this?
Homer Simpson : Smoke is its own alarm!
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Snowball V : You really did it this time, Homer. You lost your family.
Homer : Wait, you can speak on this side?
Snowball V : Yes, I just don't like to. Makes the dog feel inferior.
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[Attempting to slice a hotdog, Homer accidentally cuts off his own finger]
Homer : Aah! My finger!
[Notices that Santa's Little Helper has got the hotdog]
Homer : My hotdog!
[Wraps his hand in a towel and notices that his severed finger has landed on the barbecue and started to cook]
Homer : My finger! My poor...
[drools]
Homer : ... delicious finger.
[Sniffs]
Homer : Wait a minute. I can't eat my own finger. It's unholy. Also, it's not quite done. But sometimes a man has to do the unthinkable, like eat something medium rare!
[Picks the finger off the barbecue and takes a bite out of it]
Homer : Oh!
[His eyes widen and display a vision of fireworks going off, followed by a choir of fingers with angel wings]
Finger choir : [singing, to the tune of the Hallelujah Chorus] Hey, you ate you! You tasted great, you! Hey, you ate you! Hey, you ate you! You cooked and ate you!