A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

Grim Grotto: Part 1 (2019)

Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf

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• Count Olaf : [undercover with Esmé, Carmelita, and the Hook-Handed Man]  Yep, just an normal, regular, ordinary family.

• Submarine Rental Clerk : Are you Esmé Squalor?

  Esmé Squalor : Who's asking?

  Submarine Rental Clerk : Your submarine's ready.

  Esmé Squalor : My submarine?

  Count Olaf : Her submarine?

  Submarine Rental Clerk : Some couple arranged it. Our most terrifying submarine for one Esmé Squalor. It was over the phone, but it sounded like one of them had hair and no beard and the other had a beard and no hair. Real aura of menace. They prepaid.

• Count Olaf : As I was saying, we're taking a family vacation to the bottom of the sea to hunt orphans, which is a normal activity that many families do.

• Count Olaf : Life is the pits, and you can't get what you want, no matter how handsome and good-looking you are.