Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

The Pickle Gambit (2017)

Bob Einstein: Marty Funkhouser

Quotes 

• Marty Funkhouser : [Marty's 17 year old nephew has a broken arm]  He can't masturbate! He can't make it come out!

  Larry David : He can't go left?

  Marty Funkhouser : No, he can't go to his left. Can you go to your left?

  Larry David : Nah, nobody can.

  Marty Funkhouser : No one can.

  Larry David : It's funny, though, there's other things I can do lefty. I can eat lefty, I can brush my teeth lefty...

  Marty Funkhouser : There's a big difference. You need rotation! You need tempo! You need feel! I don't know what's going to happen because he can't concentrate anymore.