A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

Carnivorous Carnival: Part 1 (2018)

Sara Rue: Olivia Caliban

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• Librarian : You have set fire after fire, but it's never enough, for time flies like a poison dart, and the force of destiny cages us all.

• Librarian : [Fortune-Telling]  You... I don't know. There's just a lot going on here.

  Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender : That's fair.

• Esmé Squalor : I always thought crystal balls were as fake as those eyelashes.

  Librarian : No, no, no, they are as real as the jewels on your teeny-tiny engagement ring.

• Librarian : Once a day, when spirits call, you may ask one question of the ball. And then spirits come in smoke and fire to answer you your heart's desire.

  Henchperson of Indeterminate Gender : That seems plausible.

• Librarian : You have questions for Madame Lulu?

  Count Olaf : Of course they don't have any questions. They're lucky to have the work. Without this carnival, they would just be working in human resources with the rest of the freaks.

• Librarian : You report to House of Freaks, where work accommodations will be provided. Also, health insurance, although nearby hospital is... How you say...

  Count Olaf : Burned down?

  Librarian : Out of network.