Himself - Host: And finally, new rule - and this one goes out to our own show business industry here in Hollywood - you can go ahead and make every TV show and movie about the exact same thing. But if you do, you can't call the newspaper that covers that industry "Variety".
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Himself - Host: Now, I know conservatives think Hollywood ruined America by promoting race mixing, drugs, and twisted smut, and I agree those things should be taught at home.
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Himself - Host: But that's not how Hollywood ruined America. It did it by making everything about superheroes. If they remade "Singin' in the Rain" today, it would be called "Dance Man vs. Wet: Insurrection".
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Himself - Host: If all I ever wanted to do was watch people fight and fly and fly and fight, I'd travel on United.