John Larroquette: Self

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : Where did the three balls come from? On the pawn shop? You know, where - that's the... the loan...

  John Larroquette : I think that's because they own two of yours when you leave.

• John Larroquette : [on road trips with his son]  Plus, my son is 13 now. That's like - it's like being in a phone booth with a pit bull.