Roy Blount Jr.: Self

Quotes 

• Roy Blount Jr. : Woodrow Wilson once said, "I should never need to read another book, if I could but spend twenty minutes with the man who wrote it." - which is one of the dumbest things an American president ever said.

• Roy Blount Jr. : I like to go to little places, where they have places that sell - have signs out front that say: "Live Bait, Sandwiches, and Video Rentals". You know?

  Johnny Carson : Americana.

  Roy Blount Jr. : I don't usually buy the sandwiches there because, uh, sometimes there's not a comma between "Live Bait" and "Sandwiches".